I saw the following advert:
Landrover Defender 90 300tdi truck cab. Ebbwvale, Gwent
Excellent vehicle, great looker, no dents, mechanically good chassis
and bulkhead good, resprayed in 2k paint in Landrover portabello red.
Loads of stainless steel extras. New back exhaust, new servo, new
vacume pump, new alloys and tyres. Real head turner. 10 months mot,
taxed £6,000 ono. No tyre kickers.
My question is this: It all looks good, but I am worried about the
lack of "tyre kickers". Is the car road legal without them? Can one
buy them separately? What exactly do they do?
Ian Rawlings - 24 Apr 2007 10:14 GMT
> My question is this: It all looks good, but I am worried about the
> lack of "tyre kickers". Is the car road legal without them? Can one
> buy them separately? What exactly do they do?
"Tyre kickers" are similar to "canvassers", it's not illegal to drive
without them, but it is more productive. Sadly it's not illegal to
drive over them, but this is surely just a matter of time.
If you want any tyre kickers or canvassers, put an advert in the local
paper for anything at all to get canvassers, or a car to get tyre
kickers.

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Lee_D - 24 Apr 2007 20:04 GMT
Ian Rawlings <news06@tarcus.org.uk> uttered summat worrerz funny about:
>> My question is this: It all looks good, but I am worried about the
>> lack of "tyre kickers". Is the car road legal without them? Can one
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> paper for anything at all to get canvassers, or a car to get tyre
> kickers.
I think they should be a brand of waffle boards. :-)
Lee D
beamendsltd - 25 Apr 2007 12:04 GMT
> I saw the following advert:
>
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> lack of "tyre kickers". Is the car road legal without them? Can one
> buy them separately? What exactly do they do?
Tyre kickers are available the Saloon Bar (or Posh End for
knocked-through) of Pubs. Also known as Total World
Authority Talkers, they will have intimate knowlegde of
every car ever built, despite only ever having "owned"
whatever car the company provides. While not actually
compulsory, they are highly reccommended as they are far
more au fait with automotive design that any engineer
working in the industry, have far better knowledge
of MOT regulations than any Tester and are more than happy
to assist the Police with any queries regarding motoring law.
They can be installed in your vehicle semi-permenently,
but can be rather irritating unless secured with gaffer
tape.
Richard

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Derek - 25 Apr 2007 20:22 GMT
>> I saw the following advert:
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> Richard
Close relative of "teeth suckers" as in (sucks air through front teeth)
"you didn't want to do that!"
Derek
beamendsltd - 26 Apr 2007 08:37 GMT
> >> I saw the following advert:
> >>
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> Close relative of "teeth suckers" as in (sucks air through front teeth)
> "you didn't want to do that!"
Often one and the same, as most models are switchable between any
subject. These more advanced models can be identifed by system
quirk that introduces golf into any subject.
> Derek
Richard

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Rich B - 26 Apr 2007 19:30 GMT
> They can be installed in your vehicle semi-permenently,
> but can be rather irritating unless secured with gaffer
> tape.
Not to be installed alongside MotherInLaw v. 2.0 - compatibility issues.

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Ian Rawlings - 26 Apr 2007 19:40 GMT
> Not to be installed alongside MotherInLaw v. 2.0 - compatibility issues.
Mind you that's to be avoided anyway, causes a nasty whining sound
from the rear of the vehicle.

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Rich B - 26 Apr 2007 20:16 GMT
>> Not to be installed alongside MotherInLaw v. 2.0 - compatibility
>> issues.
>
> Mind you that's to be avoided anyway, causes a nasty whining sound
> from the rear of the vehicle.
Easily cured with gaffer tape, though.

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GrnOval - 26 Apr 2007 20:29 GMT
>>> Not to be installed alongside MotherInLaw v. 2.0 - compatibility
>>> issues.
>> Mind you that's to be avoided anyway, causes a nasty whining sound
>> from the rear of the vehicle.
>
> Easily cured with gaffer tape, though.
or getting them to inspect the diffs while moving :-)
Si
Rich B - 27 Apr 2007 21:13 GMT
>>>> Not to be installed alongside MotherInLaw v. 2.0 - compatibility
>>>> issues.
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> Si
Hmmm. Got me thinking.

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