Hi all,
I am actually a Methodist Minister and we do have in Hartlepool the
motorcycle hearse, of course using horses is fairly standard as well.
I could tell you lots of stories. Anyway I have the deal of a lifetime;-
If you own a Land Rover the following offers are available:-
Weddings 10% Discount
Funerals (if booked before 30th December 2004) 35% Discount, you must
specify a date. Upto 3 years advance booking avaialble.
Baptisms, if the child arrives in a Land Rover (absolutely free)
Yours
Rev A Renshaw
:)
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Larry - 03 Oct 2004 19:23 GMT
Shall I book my funeral now then, and get it over and done with. Land Rovers
will be the death of me :)

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Larry
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Andrew Renshaw - 03 Oct 2004 19:45 GMT
Okay how about week next Tuesday, I can do 12th of October 2 pm. Which crem
do you want it at?
Or you could be buried in your Land Rover, that way you could decay
together!!!!
A
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lizzyastro@yahoo.co.uk - 03 Oct 2004 22:30 GMT
I know which would rot fastest. And it ain't the corpse.
Steve
Mother - 04 Oct 2004 11:09 GMT
>Funerals (if booked before 30th December 2004) 35% Discount, you must
>specify a date. Upto 3 years advance booking avaialble.
Oh if only I knew a certain persons release date. Mind, 3 years may
not be long enough notice - with luck will be longer...