Hello newsgroup!

You ever see those cars with the loud, loud speakers and the spinners,
all pimped out, rollin down the boulevard?  And sometimes they've got
these decals, to make it look like there are bullet holes in them.   But
they're fake bullet holes; those cars are (to borrow a neologism from
the poet 50 Cent) only wankstas.  My '93 Miata, on the other hand, is a
real O.G., homey.  Sometime between about 11:00 PM last night, when I
parked it in my front yard, and 7:00 PM today, when I went outside to
wash it, it acquired two bullet holes in the passenger side.

http://www.uncharted.org/frownland/pix/OG_Miata_1.JPG

http://www.uncharted.org/frownland/pix/OG_Miata_2.JPG

Naturally, it's still rollin.  Again quoting fittycent his self, from
the elegantly titled rap "f.ck You":

N*gga, street sh.t should stay in the street
So, keep it on the low
But everybody who's somebody already know
A few words for any [Miata] that get hit the f.ck up
My advice if you get shot down, is get the f.ck up
LET'S GO

Seriously, though.  _In my front yard._  I've just about had it with
this insane God damn country.  You Canadians reading this: how hard is
it to immigrate?

Yours WDK - WKiernan@ij.net