When I looked in and saw all the responses, I figured I had hit the jackpot.
Looks like I just hit the birdpoop pot.
I thought about the cockpit cover, but I show the car and it shows nicely
with the tonneau on. I may have to go with the one with the pockets, but
it's not my first choice.
>>Did you disconnect the broadcast module? The one that broadcasts all
>>day and all night, "ATTENTION PIDGEONS, FREE TOILET HERE!" They come
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>
> -- Larry
XS11E - 11 Nov 2007 18:26 GMT
> When I looked in and saw all the responses, I figured I had hit
> the jackpot. Looks like I just hit the birdpoop pot.
Bird poop is MUCH more interesting than tonneau covers.
> I thought about the cockpit cover, but I show the car and it shows
> nicely with the tonneau on. I may have to go with the one with
> the pockets, but it's not my first choice.
It's easier to put on and take off.

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pltrgyst - 12 Nov 2007 02:40 GMT
>When I looked in and saw all the responses, I figured I had hit the jackpot.
>Looks like I just hit the birdpoop pot.
Ingrate.
>I thought about the cockpit cover, but I show the car and it shows nicely
>with the tonneau on. I may have to go with the one with the pockets, but
>it's not my first choice.
It should only cost a few bucks to have an upholstery shop cut and
stitch to get rid of the pockets for you.
-- Larry
>>Did you disconnect the broadcast module? The one that broadcasts all
>>day and all night, "ATTENTION PIDGEONS, FREE TOILET HERE!" They come
>>with every Miata....
>
> Not _every_ Miata -- just the white ones.
The pigeons, of course, go with the color of the *interior*. Can't
say I ever had any trouble with Bozo's black interior. And Bozo
has been standing top-down below birds as long as any Miata. :)
Leon
> That's why the white color never fades...
>
> -- Larry

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XS11E - 11 Nov 2007 02:11 GMT
>>>Did you disconnect the broadcast module? The one that broadcasts
>>>all day and all night, "ATTENTION PIDGEONS, FREE TOILET HERE!"
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> The pigeons, of course, go with the color of the *interior*.
> Can't say I ever had any trouble with Bozo's black interior.
I have a black interior but I never leave the car open, the tonneau is
on or the top is up. Both the black tonneau cover and the black top
have pidgeon poop on them but they do hit the white paint more than
they do the black material.

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Lanny Chambers - 11 Nov 2007 02:22 GMT
> Both the black tonneau cover and the black top
> have pidgeon poop on them but they do hit the white paint more than
> they do the black material.
Picture the white car from aloft as a target; the black part is the
bullseye. Pigeons, not being all that skilled at anything except
reproduction, are naturally going to score more 4s than 10s.
miker - 12 Nov 2007 18:06 GMT
> Picture the white car from aloft as a target; the black part is the
> bullseye. Pigeons, not being all that skilled at anything except
> reproduction, are naturally going to score more 4s than 10s.
Now seagulls are another matter... I was camping on the Superior north shore
and there was a gull standing on the path about 100 yds away from my camp. I
shooed him away as I walked up, and he flew directly to my camp and nailed
my 2-man tent from about 30 feet.
miker
Chuck - 13 Nov 2007 03:33 GMT
All those birds are pikers compared to the volume and odor from a loon. One
bird's expulsion was enough to cover the boat from stem to stern.
> > Picture the white car from aloft as a target; the black part is the
> > bullseye. Pigeons, not being all that skilled at anything except
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> miker
XS11E - 13 Nov 2007 04:12 GMT
> All those birds are pikers compared to the volume and odor from a
> loon. One bird's expulsion was enough to cover the boat from stem
> to stern.
Serious poopers are the Pelicans. I've seen a Mexican fishing boat get
white washed with one flip of a tail.....
The old expression "When pigs fly.." strikes terror into the hearts of
all convertible owners... ;-)

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pltrgyst - 13 Nov 2007 05:11 GMT
>Serious poopers are the Pelicans. I've seen a Mexican fishing boat get
>white washed with one flip of a tail.....
There's strength in numbers. A couple of years ago, we were playing tennis on a
clay court when it was carpet-bombed by a large flock of Canadian geese headed
south for the winter.
And elsewhere in the world of poop, explosive equine diarrhea can be a great
source of merriment. Never park your Miata in the impact zone.
-- Larry