A couple of years ago I was in Moscow, Russia on a business trip for a high
level technology transfer. My Russian is quite rusty since I haven't used
it since my teen years but it was my first language. According to the
Russians, the more we drank the better my Russian got and the same for their
English. As things progressed we became used to each other and opened up
especially after consuming beer along with vodka.
From time to time we strayed from our main objectives and when one of the
PHD scientists heard that I had a Mercedes diesel he cornered me.
He worked at Zelenograd Research Institute, a heavily guarded facility
outside Moscow that is similar to our NASA facilities, space age research.
According to him a not so good or interesting objective was to develop a
better starting system for their diesels in Siberia because their batteries
had to supply all they could for turning the starter at minus 40C without
block heaters, not leaving much for glow plug heating. He said they
succeeded but I didn't find out much more because the vodka led me astray.
We returned to the US with many small samples of metals, ceramics, and
materials we had no English words for. When the labs got these samples to
test them, they were totally lost because of such weird properties. Common
properties such as tensile and compressive strengths exceeded the
capabilities of the labs destructive testing facilities, in fact some
testing equipments failed while the sample to be destroyed survived. Some
samples defied all chemical and spectrographic tests to identify their basic
chemistry. Expansion on cooling and no change on heating or cooling were
common observations as were weird electronic properties. The Soviets
ability to launch heavy payloads into space of the class of a steam
locomotive we're just beginning to be understand. There is no end to the
problems identifying the properties or the final application for the
material. But to get to the point, buried in all the samples boxes was a
box that contained a small plastic accordian atomizer with a fine salt and
pepper powder in it with a cryptic note in Russian instructing me to give
one squeeze of the bottle into the nozzle of the air cleaner at below zero
temperatures when the diesel starts cranking, so it takes two people and
only one puff, without any need to preheat. I had forgotten that I had it
but have since found it I can hardly wait for winter to test it out but I'm
a little concerned that it has caked up while in storage. I took the lid
off and poked with a stick to break it up and got enough loose to be able to
squirt the powder. It makes a little cloud that kind of floats in the air.
The particles are finer than any talc or flour I've seen and its hard to
wash off.. It makes your eyes water and causes you to sneeze. I got brave
and made another small cloud about a foot in diameter, backed up and threw a
match at it. It ignited and made sort of a fireball of spectacular colors
like a rainbow, then just white smoke. I told the lab guys and they just
laughed and said they've not surprised but they've had their fill of
chasing their tails trying to figure out the unknown. I can't find any
funds to have the powder tested Letters to Zelenograd have not been
answered. So I guess I have to wait for winter and see what gives.
73
Hank WD5AFD
greek_philosophizer - 01 Apr 2005 13:24 GMT
That was a very cool story.
Why were they giving you things?
Why did they not explain what they were?
.
> A couple of years ago I was in Moscow, Russia on a business trip for a high
> level technology transfer. My Russian is quite rusty since I haven't used
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> properties such as tensile and compressive strengths exceeded the
> capabilities of the labs destructive testing facilities, in fact some
> testing equipments failed while the sample to be destroyed survived. Some
> samples defied all chemical and spectrographic tests to identify their basic
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
> 73
> Hank WD5AFD
Henry Kolesnik - 01 Apr 2005 14:19 GMT
I forgot to mention that the particles are of sub micron dimension and
appear to be be "micro balls" when viewed under a very powerfull microscoope
that can see viruses. They are so small that they can pass thru any air
filter and apparently don't affect the turbo. Probably from germ warfare
experiments. The scientist responsible had a diesel and was quite proud of
the "stuff". It was a gift I guess.
73
Hank WD5AFD
> That was a very cool story.
>
[quoted text clipped - 92 lines]
>> 73
>> Hank WD5AFD
William P. N. Smith - 01 Apr 2005 14:47 GMT
>A couple of years ago I was in Moscow, Russia on a business trip for a high
Yeah, we did notice the date, thanks.
Dori A Schmetterling - 01 Apr 2005 16:16 GMT
Yes, happened to me with French.. :-)
Interesting story. There must be labs that can analyse the materials you
brought back. NASA? If they are that weird people like NASA might get
interested.
Have you tried phoning your contacts?
DAS
For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling
---
[...]
> My Russian is quite rusty since I haven't used it since my teen years but
> it was my first language. According to the Russians, the more we drank
> the better my Russian got and the same for their English.
[...]
Martin Joseph - 02 Apr 2005 01:41 GMT
Thanks hank. You made my day, after leading me down that garden path...
Marty
Jacques Letendre - 02 Apr 2005 20:50 GMT
Was that box you used to carry the things, an aquarium?
Did that spectacular color of a rainbow when ignited look the same as a
beautiful rainbow trout?
dans l'article 4Ba3e.4667$oy3.2247@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com, Henry
Kolesnik à kolesnik@sbcglobal.net a écrit le 01/04/05 06:51 :
> A couple of years ago I was in Moscow, Russia on a business trip for a high
> level technology transfer. My Russian is quite rusty since I haven't used
[quoted text clipped - 45 lines]
> 73
> Hank WD5AFD
Roger Shoaf - 03 Apr 2005 08:19 GMT
Didn't anybody notice this was posted on April 1st?

Signature
Roger Shoaf
About the time I had mastered getting the toothpaste back in the tube, then
they come up with this striped stuff.
> A couple of years ago I was in Moscow, Russia on a business trip for a high
> level technology transfer. My Russian is quite rusty since I haven't used
[quoted text clipped - 45 lines]
> 73
> Hank WD5AFD
Ernie Sparks - 08 Apr 2005 04:13 GMT
I love it when someone goes to this much trouble to draft an April 1st post
this intense and intriguing. My hat's off to you Hank. Don't stop there,
though. Any thoughts about Area 51?