A woman walked into a Mercedes dealership to browse, and spotted the most

beautiful, perfectly loaded Mercedes and walked over to inspect it closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected

little burst of flatulence escaped her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.   With a pleasant

smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had

happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely

vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if

you farted just touching it; you'll sh.t when you hear the price."