Brand New Mini Cooper

We came to England through The Tunnel last night, (that's right, that's right!)
We claim asylum now they're treating us right, (so right, so right)
Oh something tells me, Ahmed this is the place to be,
Cause here we're getting everything and we're getting it for free...

Chorus:

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone,
The Brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes,
Legal aid driving lessons central heating and free bills,
Oh we get all the benefits and you get all the bills

They drove a lorry from Ikea straight away, (you pay, you pay)
TV's and furniture, it was mostly okay, (you pay, you pay)
But the flat it was unsuitable, the counsel 's run by fools,
After crossing fifteen countries, we need heated swimming pools...
Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket asf.

We go to mini garage to by nice motor car, (price is no bar)
Plush mini cooper cause we've come so far, (price is no bar)
It costs many thousands but man oh what the heck,
We come back tomorrow and we pay with welfare check!

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket asf.

We take our trollies 'round Tesco's each day, (you pay, you pay)
Piled high with goodies, oh that is the way,
Food and drink and CD's phone cards and blue jeans,
Old lady she get angry so we stole her tin of beans,

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket asf

We get TV licence gas electricity, (for me, for me!)
Your generosity is amazing to see, (for me, for me!)
You even pay our phone bills so we call Afghanistan,
Tell all our friends to come here and live on Englishman!

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket asf.

Our friends in Parliament they all on our side, (cock-eyed cock-eyed)
Sometimes they talk tough, but you know it's a lie, (cockeyed cockeyed)
Immigration is a good thing, on that they all agree,
No one will stop us, in England its all for free,

Oh I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone,
The Brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes,
Legal aid driving lessons central heating and free bills,
Oh we get all the benefits and you get all the bills

Ali,

PS

bmw mini no good,
oh what the heck,
bmw don't accept welfare cheque......