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Car Forum / MINI / November 2004Minis are EVIL, they are the cars of SATAN ! ! !
Minis are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like Minis , you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop driving them now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Minis are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like Minis.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Minis were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! As usual, I think your posting in the wrong newsgroup? > Minis are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Minis were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! Don't crosspost to a troll. It is just asking for trouble. The Muffin Man > As usual, I think your posting in the wrong newsgroup? > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.797 / Virus Database: 541 - Release Date: 15/11/2004 he has posted to other car groups as well... > Don't crosspost to a troll. It is just asking for trouble. > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > Version: 6.0.797 / Virus Database: 541 - Release Date: 15/11/2004 What the f*** is this idiot on about? Keith > Minis are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Minis were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > Minis are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. I don't know about the brainless bit. A life spent solving Mini mechanical puzzles probably excercises the brain. > If you like Minis , you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. Fair assessment. On the other hand, if you replace everything Lucas with German an Japanese components, you're off to a great head start. > So stop driving them now to save your soul. What makes you think anyone drives their Mini? We're all flat on our backs beneath them fixing them! > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. Now you're just being silly. > Minis are evil, Especially getting at the bottom end of the speedo cable. > driving them is BLASPHEMY , Well DUH, obviously, everyone knows we own them to work on them, not to drive them! > only heretics and witches like Minis. Now you're getting carried away. > And heretics and witches shall BURN ! I'm going for a burn around the block right now in fact. > Minis were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! Satan? As in Beezelbub? The devil? That chap with lots of different names? Actually Minis were produced by BMC, Morris, Austin, Riley and Wolsley, British Leyland, Austin Rover Group and even BMW for a while. Hmmmm. Now that you mention it, could these too be names for the dark prince? No, wait, thats Joseph Lucas. Anyway how could anyone seriously describe Cowley as the devils kitchen? More like his deep freeze! Even Zetland in Australia isn't all that hot. More sort of disgustingly muggy in summer. you raised some excellent points there....but I'm thinking he might actualy mean MINIS...and no the Mini...but anyways life still goes on >> Minis are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to >> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 50 lines] > More like his deep freeze! Even Zetland in Australia isn't all that hot. > More sort of disgustingly muggy in summer. >Anyway how could anyone seriously describe Cowley as the devils >kitchen? Perhaps it's Alistair Cowley!  SignatureChris Morriss My great Uncle Alister never owned a Mini...but now that you mention it ...ummm yes the car coming out of Cowley does have some sinister overtones >>Anyway how could anyone seriously describe Cowley as the devils kitchen? > > Perhaps it's Alistair Cowley!
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