Am I the only one who gets angry when someone makes fun of my mini?
Yesterday I was at a wedding and when I left a bunch of guys gathered round
by beautiful baby and started saying phrases like "is it on sale? I offer 30
quid!". That really pissed me off! Any suggestions on what to answer if
something like that happens again?
Dantiri
Celeborn - 18 Aug 2003 20:17 GMT
>Am I the only one who gets angry when someone makes fun of my mini?
>Yesterday I was at a wedding and when I left a bunch of guys gathered round
>by beautiful baby and started saying phrases like "is it on sale? I offer 30
>quid!". That really pissed me off! Any suggestions on what to answer if
>something like that happens again?
I'd say "Sweetheart, they only sell them to cute people, with big
members (insert your own filthy word here)... it's a reverse car and
penis size thing... so you have no chance!". Then smile, get in the car
and run over their toes :D

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Dantiri - 18 Aug 2003 21:33 GMT
> >Am I the only one who gets angry when someone makes fun of my mini?
> >Yesterday I was at a wedding and when I left a bunch of guys gathered round
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> penis size thing... so you have no chance!". Then smile, get in the car
> and run over their toes :D
Nice one!
Dantiri
David Betts - 19 Aug 2003 07:36 GMT
>Am I the only one who gets angry when someone makes fun of my mini?
>Yesterday I was at a wedding and when I left a bunch of guys gathered round
>by beautiful baby and started saying phrases like "is it on sale? I offer 30
>quid!". That really pissed me off! Any suggestions on what to answer if
>something like that happens again?
You should feel sorry for them. They are the inadequates with the
personality disorders. Also, if they are too ignorant to appreciate a
Mini, then they are the ones missing out on all the fun. The last
thing you should do is to play their game for them by answering them
back. Just grin, laugh politely and drive away shaking your head
sadly.
Regards, David Betts
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Tom Phillips - 19 Aug 2003 22:48 GMT
Yeah, that would be my idea, although (Yes I have many plans) is to have an
R1 conversion done within the next 12 months, im just saving the pennys, it
will be a nice situation then when people decide to take the piss then ;-)
Wooohah!
Tom
> You should feel sorry for them. They are the inadequates with the
> personality disorders. Also, if they are too ignorant to appreciate a
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> The Mini Gallery:
> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Boink - 20 Aug 2003 03:45 GMT
> Am I the only one who gets angry when someone makes fun of my mini?
> Yesterday I was at a wedding and when I left a bunch of guys gathered round
> by beautiful baby and started saying phrases like "is it on sale? I offer 30
> quid!". That really pissed me off! Any suggestions on what to answer if
> something like that happens again?
30,000? You should have taken it. <g>
Sparky - 20 Aug 2003 13:26 GMT
lol depends on the spec of ur mini, but personally i would have said...
" see you at the lights"
and pissed all over what 3rd rate bucket of crap he was driving and let his
mates laugh at him!!!!
I have done that once or twice with tossers in XR2s and XR3s and the
girlfriends end up waving and smiling and the guys end up sulking!
> Am I the only one who gets angry when someone makes fun of my mini?
> Yesterday I was at a wedding and when I left a bunch of guys gathered round
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> Dantiri
Dantiri - 20 Aug 2003 14:24 GMT
> lol depends on the spec of ur mini, but personally i would have said...
> " see you at the lights"
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> > Dantiri
well I have a stage 1'd 998, it's pretty quick, surely faster than many
standard tosser's vehicles! :D
Dantiri
The Muffin Man - 20 Aug 2003 14:27 GMT
I usually point out that penis size and car size are inversely proportional.
I'd then ask who would make it over Norland Moor first - a feat I usually
accomplish well within the speed limit but 2ce as fast as anyone else. Very
annoying for the guy with an Audi at work who tries to follow me sometimes
;)
The Muffin Man
> Am I the only one who gets angry when someone makes fun of my mini?
> Yesterday I was at a wedding and when I left a bunch of guys gathered round
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> Dantiri