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ADD - 28 Nov 2005 12:08 GMT
can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
or just create a new one and use it instead?

RS
Chris - 28 Nov 2005 14:16 GMT
 can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
 or just create a new one and use it instead?

 RS

 Why?  Just because there's a copy on the streets?

 If posters cant tell or find the difference between alt.autos.mini & alt.autos.new-mini then it says more about THEIR intelligence.

 People here will no doubt put them right!

 Chris
Taffy - 28 Nov 2005 14:27 GMT
   "ADD" <l400ras@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:ZqCif.9164$y36.115@newsfe1-win.ntli.net...

   can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
   or just create a new one and use it instead?

   RS

   Why?  Just because there's a copy on the streets?

   If posters cant tell or find the difference between alt.autos.mini & alt.autos.new-mini then it says more about THEIR intelligence.

   People here will no doubt put them right!

   Chris

   I agree with you Chris,

   Taffy
Fitzy - 28 Nov 2005 14:44 GMT
Why,
Rocky started this one years before BMW even got the drawing board out,
it was only ever intended for classic minis and nothing else,
people who own BMWs just don't get it, they are not Minis,
regardless of how BMW marketed it they are a nice car to drive, but they are not a mini,
They are a 3 door European car that do not even come close to some of its 3 door hot hatched rivals,
give me Renault,Peugeot, even Fiat anyday,
here in Liverpool we have a fleet of Taxis running round with the roof decals and bonnet stripes and even MINI badges,
They might want to come in to this NG also
Fitzy  

 can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
 or just create a new one and use it instead?

 RS
Tatiele - 28 Nov 2005 15:12 GMT
Good idea, I like it.

It will stop all these nonsense once and for all.

 can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
 or just create a new one and use it instead?

 RS
Pedro - 28 Nov 2005 20:54 GMT
I have a classic Mini and have had a great deal of good advice from
this NG. I have also been very pissed off by the antics of a few.

As I see it, people accidentally stumble into this NG with genuine Qs
about their MINI, and they are immediately berated by one or two of the
Mini enthusiasts. This then winds up the other lot who use foul and
abusive language to defend their freedom to post wherever they like.
They even gloat that they do it just because they can.

To be fair, some offer suggestions on how to fix their MINI problems
and then politely point them to the MINI NG, but in some cases they are
dispatched with a degree of rudery.

Having a NG name change would be about clearly identifying that the NG
is for the proper Mini, not for the BMW MINI.

I didn't suggest this before as I thought that it would be technically
difficult - people having alt.autos.mini in their favourites etc, and
there would be those who didn't want to 'give in' to the bully boys,
and the views of those who said "Oi! No! We were 'ere first! Sod Off
BINI owners!"

Now it has been suggested then maybe its worth a debate.

Can I suggest that we keep it clean, to the point, and refrain from the
foul language which does nothing to improve the level of debate.

My final thought would be that this NG should not be for both. Its just
how we get there that should exercise our minds.

Right.

I'm off into the garage now. Lots to do.

Peter
Tatiele - 29 Nov 2005 02:39 GMT
Yawwnnnn.

I defend the right of BINI owners to post by foul language = YES.

Pucker up.

>I have a classic Mini and have had a great deal of good advice from
> this NG. I have also been very pissed off by the antics of a few.
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>
> Peter
The Muffin Man - 05 Dec 2005 16:31 GMT
This is all a little academic as it isn't possible to change a usenet NG's
name.

The Muffin Man

>I have a classic Mini and have had a great deal of good advice from
> this NG. I have also been very pissed off by the antics of a few.
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
>
> Peter
David Betts - 29 Nov 2005 07:41 GMT
>can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
>or just create a new one and use it instead?

No point. The w.nkers will still keep trolling here.

Any civilised person with half a brain reads a newsgroup for a while
before posting in it. Anyone who does so here will recognise that this
newsgroup is about Minis and not about the BMW thing.

Those who continue to post here about the BMW thing are doing so
deliberately to cause trouble. It's how the sad buggers entertain
themselves.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
The Mini Gallery:
http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Tatiele - 29 Nov 2005 14:40 GMT
Until that happens, this forum is for both new and old Minis.

>>can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
>>or just create a new one and use it instead?
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> The Mini Gallery:
> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334 
Madmax - 29 Nov 2005 14:48 GMT
> Until that happens, this forum is for both new and old Minis.

Thats the way it works. If you have a mini, new or old, this is still a
news group for all.
Steve68s - 29 Nov 2005 15:53 GMT
I agree to a certain point, but don't blame me when they get given the wrong
advice :-)

Steve.

>> Until that happens, this forum is for both new and old Minis.
>
> Thats the way it works. If you have a mini, new or old, this is still a
> news group for all.
Tatiele - 29 Nov 2005 21:03 GMT
Don't worry Steve you have no chance in hell of that, I will be here to let
them know if it's a wrong advice or not and I usually send them on to
www.northamericanmotoring.com

>I agree to a certain point, but don't blame me when they get given the
>wrong advice :-)
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>> Thats the way it works. If you have a mini, new or old, this is still a
>> news group for all.
** - 29 Nov 2005 20:46 GMT
> > Until that happens, this forum is for both new and old Minis.
>
> Thats the way it works. If you have a mini, new or old, this is still a
> news group for all.

So perhaps we should accept posts from Ford owners, Mercedes owners, Skoda
owners, and all the Jap makes too, just to satisfy the idiots who think it
is OK to post any old rubbish here.

K
Tatiele - 29 Nov 2005 21:04 GMT
Nope. Stop being melodramatic already and stick to the points at hand.

Just posts on old and new Minis.

>> > Until that happens, this forum is for both new and old Minis.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> K
RS - 29 Nov 2005 21:09 GMT
If in your eyes this NG is for both classic and BMshite, then why has a
new-mini NG been created?

> Nope. Stop being melodramatic already and stick to the points at hand.
>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>>
>> K
Tatiele - 30 Nov 2005 02:29 GMT
You have brought up a valid point.

Personally I don't really give a crap who post where or what. It's not as if
I get paid for this.

I just hate when well meaning folks with BINIs end up here by mistake and
they are berated for having a German this, plastic that, etc

If you notice I leave technical threads alone and let the experts go on
about that. However any thread that tries to disfavor BINIS get my oars out
of the water.

> If in your eyes this NG is for both classic and BMshite, then why has a
> new-mini NG been created?
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>>>
>>> K
Fitzy - 29 Nov 2005 16:55 GMT
Basic common sense tells you its for classic minis,
Fitzy

> Until that happens, this forum is for both new and old Minis.
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>> The Mini Gallery:
>> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
TurboJo - 29 Nov 2005 19:28 GMT
I think the type of person who is abusing this news group would abuse any
news group just to be a pain. I bet they would claim that their BINI is a
classic! (That's if they actually own one).

> Basic common sense tells you its for classic minis,
> Fitzy
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
> >> The Mini Gallery:
> >> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Tatiele - 29 Nov 2005 21:06 GMT
Nope, I own a Moke. I will own a BINI soon enough.

Any idiot like you with no valid point to add is obviously the type of
clueless dolt you speak of.

>I think the type of person who is abusing this news group would abuse any
> news group just to be a pain. I bet they would claim that their BINI is a
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>> >> The Mini Gallery:
>> >> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Tatiele - 29 Nov 2005 21:05 GMT
Nope, basic common sense says it's name is  alt.minis and not
alt.classic.minis

> Basic common sense tells you its for classic minis,
> Fitzy
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>>> The Mini Gallery:
>>> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
David Betts - 30 Nov 2005 07:58 GMT
>Nope, basic common sense says it's name is  alt.minis and not
>alt.classic.minis

And the top-posting twerp gets it wrong again. The BMW thing is not a
Mini. The BMW thing is a different car made by a different company and
has no connection to the Mini other than branding. Anybody who does
not recognise that is, I'm afraid, not very bright. They would be the
suckers at whom the BMW marketers aimed their badly-packaged,
over-priced, conventional Euro hatch with its naff retro styling
features.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
The Mini Gallery:
http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Tatiele - 30 Nov 2005 22:06 GMT
It's still a Mini and it's welcomed on here and will always be here.

Tough for you I know - lol.

>>Nope, basic common sense says it's name is  alt.minis and not
>>alt.classic.minis
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> The Mini Gallery:
> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334 
Madmax - 01 Dec 2005 15:18 GMT
 The BMW thing is not a
 Mini.

 Wrong.....BMW now owns the name "Mini". Whether you like the car or
not, it is the "only" current Mini being manufactured. That makes this
the correct news group. As the name states alt.autos.mini....
Steve68s - 01 Dec 2005 17:42 GMT
read the group charter & take your mate tatiele ( aka bad apple & bossy
tech ) with you, just because a dog gets born in a stable don't make it a
horse :-)

Steve.

>  The BMW thing is not a
>  Mini.
>
>  Wrong.....BMW now owns the name "Mini". Whether you like the car or not,
> it is the "only" current Mini being manufactured. That makes this the
> correct news group. As the name states alt.autos.mini....
Madmax - 01 Dec 2005 19:45 GMT
> read the group charter & take your mate tatiele ( aka bad apple & bossy
> tech ) with you, just because a dog gets born in a stable don't make it a
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>>it is the "only" current Mini being manufactured. That makes this the
>>correct news group. As the name states alt.autos.mini....

What charter? Lets see it. Ya gotta realize this is a public,
alt.newsgroup. Free for all on the internet. So, if your gonna have a
general name, like alt.mini its gonna attract all mini owners. You also
really shouldn't compair my BMW mini to a dog and my classic(which isn't
running) to a horse.

Mark
mwalsh@smad.com - 01 Dec 2005 20:00 GMT
> What charter? Lets see it.

""THE CHARTER of the NEWSGROUP

The newsgroup <alt.autos.mini> is reserved for those who love, drive,
admire, repair, rebuild, customize and compete in Austin, Morris, BMC,
BMH,
Rover and Innocenti Minis, Mini Coopers, Mini Cooper S's, Mokes, Riley
Elfs,
Wolseley Hornets, and variants and Mini-based kit cars and specials.

The newsgroup for non-Mini microcars is <alt.autos.microcars>. Both of
these
newsgroups and <alt.autos.fiat> were created by Rocky Frisco as a
service to
the worldwide motoring community.

A reasonable amount of mild profanity is allowed but not encouraged. No

flames or personal attacks will be countenanced. Such will be
vigorously
reported to the originating ISP.

Many newsgroups are becoming cesspools of disrespect, flamewars and
catfights. Those who support and utilize this newsgroup request that
all
such matters be dealt with in private email rather than clog up the
group
with offtopic messages and unpleasantness.

While handles are allowed, it is strongly suggested that those who
would
like to take part in the newsgroup use a valid email address rather
than an
alias or forged address, since accountability tends to support
responsibility and polite conversation, while anonymity does not. The
use of
a spambotproof address is fine as long as the others in the group can
easily
figure out the real address.

The use of anonymous remailers to disguise a message's true source will
not
be condoned in the newsgroup.

Advertising is allowed as long as it is directly Mini-related, whether
it
originates with an individual with spares for sale or a large
corporation
with Mini-related products or services. Spamming the newsgroup with
multiple
ads or even daily repeating identical ads is not allowed, nor are ads
that
are addressed to multiple newsgroups.

Questions can be directed to: r...@rocky-frisco.com

Happy Mini-ing!!! ""
Madmax - 01 Dec 2005 21:09 GMT
>>What charter? Lets see it.
>
[quoted text clipped - 54 lines]
>
> Happy Mini-ing!!! ""

Well there you have it, Mini Cooper and Mini Cooper S, are included in
the charter.

Happy Mini-ing to you too!
Mark
** - 01 Dec 2005 21:15 GMT
> >>What charter? Lets see it.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 60 lines]
> Happy Mini-ing to you too!
> Mark
not another BMW w.nker!!
mwalsh@smad.com - 01 Dec 2005 22:43 GMT
Nope, only included in the context of Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover
and Innocenti. Not B.M.W. Though it might make one wonder if Authi
owners would be similarly left out in the cold.
BigRed - 02 Dec 2005 00:25 GMT
> Nope, only included in the context of Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover
> and Innocenti. Not B.M.W. Though it might make one wonder if Authi
> owners would be similarly left out in the cold.

Sorry, read it again, it includes Mini Cooper S. Thats the BMW
supercharged version.
mwalsh@smad.com - 02 Dec 2005 00:31 GMT
>>Sorry, read it again, it includes Mini Cooper S. Thats the BMW supercharged version.

Errm, no, it's not.
David Betts - 02 Dec 2005 08:28 GMT
>> Nope, only included in the context of Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover
>> and Innocenti. Not B.M.W. Though it might make one wonder if Authi
>> owners would be similarly left out in the cold.
>>
>Sorry, read it again, it includes Mini Cooper S. Thats the BMW
>supercharged version.

Oh the ignorance! There were genuine Mini Cooper Ss long before BMW
ripped off the name.Those are the cars covered by this newsgroup. It
is absolutely clear from the charter that this group does not include
the MINI-branded cars built by BMW. Anybody who continues to argue the
point clearly has problems of mental capacity.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
The Mini Gallery:
http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Madmax - 02 Dec 2005 15:05 GMT
> Oh the ignorance! There were genuine Mini Cooper Ss long before BMW
> ripped off the name.Those are the cars covered by this newsgroup. It
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> The Mini Gallery:
> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334

Talk about ignorance, right in the charter it states mini cooper. It
doesn't say all mini coopers excluding BMW.
But I think that I get it now. This news group has two requirements. You
have to own an old broken mini and be a total ass-hole. I've never been
in another news group with more one sided bigots. Good day.
mwalsh@smad.com - 02 Dec 2005 17:02 GMT
It's not a matter of being a one sided bigot.

Although I disagree with some of the more veminous comments towards
innocent MINI owners stumbling in here by mistake, and am more in favor
of Bad Apple's approach....sending you in a direction where you might
be helped and welcomed, you have been told on more than one occassion
that this is the wrong newsgroup for your postings and yet you persist
in poking the hornets nest.
erik fishead - 07 Dec 2005 00:59 GMT
> Talk about ignorance, right in the charter it states mini cooper.

Remember that the charter was created before the MINI was ever sold, whether
in Europe or the US. As the charter has not been modified since inception to
include cars made by and branded MINI by BMW, common sense would surely
prevail and the charter would surely inform people that these cars are not
within the letter or spirit, and thus the scope of, said charter.

You are right that the charter does state Mini Coopers and Mini Cooper S's,
however with the knowledge of the above statement it would seem that the
charter refers to the cars so named before the creation of BMW's
MINI-branded vehicles. The vehicles  about which discussion in this group
should revolve are, amongst the others mentioned, Mini Coopers and Mini
Cooper S's as built by or for Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti,
not those vehicles branded MINI Cooper or MINI Cooper S by BMW.

The charter doesn't mention the BMW MINI One or BMW MINI Diesel to either
include or exclude them. Discussion regarding the MINI One or MINI Diesel is
not in keeping with the charter, either by letter or by spirit. Thus,
posters to this group intimating discussion regarding these vehicles are
posting in the wrong newsgroup.

The charter covers:

Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti Minis and variants [including
vans, estates and pickups]
Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti Mini Coopers
Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti Mini Cooper S's
Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH Mokes
BMC Riley Elfs
BMC Wolseley Hornets
Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti Mini-based kit cars and
specials.

> It doesn't say all mini coopers excluding BMW.

Correct. That will mainly be because the vehicles branded by BMW as MINI
Cooper and MINI Cooper S had not been created at the time the charter was
created. This is not a chicken and egg situation. This is a perfectly linear
timeline.

Note also that the charter also doesn't exclude mini buses, minivans*, mini
skirts, mini discs, iPod minis or Mini Cheddars. Would you like people to
discuss those here as well?

> But I think that I get it now. This news group has two requirements. You
> have to own an old broken mini

Your observations and the requirements you have derived from them would
disallow the majority of the posters to this group.

Not everyone who posts to the group has an old Mini. Not everyone  who posts
to the group has a broken Mini. Not everyone  who posts to the group owns
only one Mini, whether old, broken, both or neither.

As for "old", note that the vehicle branded MINI by BMW was released in
2001; first examples are more than 4 years old now. There have been
facelifts (or rather, arselifts) of the MINI range already, making the first
generation of vehicles branded MINI by BMW old in comparison to the same
models produced today. A car design more than 3 years old is old by modern
car terms - and yet BMW's design for vehicles they brand MINI is more than
6.

Oh dear. By your "logic", owners of 2001 vehicles branded MINI by BMW, which
have not had the handbrake or seat squabs replaced, meet your first derived
requirement - old and broken. A good way to circumvent the charter, it would
seem.

> and be a total ass-hole.

The charter makes no mention of whether posters to the group should or
should not be a bodily orifice, whether complete or partial. Does this mean
the charter allows or disallows complete or incomplete arseholes from
posting?

I feel sure you don't own an old broken Mini, and I'm sure you don't tend to
describe yourself as a bodily orifice. Your own observations and the
statements based thereon therefore preclude you from following your derived
requirements for posting to this newsgroup. I take it this means you will
not be posting again.

> I've never been in another news group with more one sided bigots.

I'm sure if you keep posting to usenet groups for long enough, you'll find
you attract many more.

> Good day.

Et vu.

erik.

* Note that there is no space between "mini" and "van", to distinguish
between:
- the American term for a class of vehicle which in the UK is typically
known as a people-carrier, MPV or other local term, and
- the Austin/Morris/BMC/BMH/Rover (as Austin Rover) Mini variant with two
seats, no rear side windows, twin opening rear doors and a load bay,
otherwise known as a "Mini Van".
Mark - 07 Dec 2005 06:23 GMT
> common sense would surely
> prevail and the charter would surely inform people that these cars are not
> within the letter or spirit, and thus the scope of, said charter.

assumption,,,overruled!

> You are right that the charter does state Mini Coopers and Mini Cooper S's,

correct!

> The charter doesn't mention the BMW MINI One or BMW MINI Diesel to either
> include or exclude them.

correct again!

> The charter covers:
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti Mini-based kit cars and
> specials.

Wrong, it also states Mini Cooper and Mini Cooper S!

>>It doesn't say all mini coopers excluding BMW.
>
> Correct. That will mainly be because the vehicles branded by BMW as MINI
> Cooper and MINI Cooper S had not been created at the time the charter was
> created.

Not my problem!

> Note also that the charter also doesn't exclude mini buses, minivans*, mini
> skirts, mini discs, iPod minis or Mini Cheddars. Would you like people to
> discuss those here as well?

Great, the more, the merrier!

>>But I think that I get it now. This news group has two requirements. You
>>have to own an old broken mini
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> to the group has a broken Mini. Not everyone  who posts to the group owns
> only one Mini, whether old, broken, both or neither.

Thank you!

> As for "old", note that the vehicle branded MINI by BMW was released in
> 2001; first examples are more than 4 years old now. There have been
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> the charter allows or disallows complete or incomplete arseholes from
> posting?

Obviously not!

> I feel sure you don't own an old broken Mini

You would be wrong!

>>I've never been in another news group with more one sided bigots.
>
> I'm sure if you keep posting to usenet groups for long enough, you'll find
> you attract many more.

Not in the last 20 years!

>>Good day.

Adios!
David Betts - 07 Dec 2005 08:00 GMT
>> The charter covers:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>Wrong, it also states Mini Cooper and Mini Cooper S!

This is where your lack of comprehension appears to let you down. Go
back and read it again.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
The Mini Gallery:
http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
mwalsh@smad.com - 07 Dec 2005 17:33 GMT
>> The charter covers:

>> Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti Minis and variants [including
>> vans, estates and pickups]
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>> Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti Mini-based kit cars and
>> specials.

What about the poor Authi? Is it destined to be the red-headed bastard
stepchild of Minis?
erik fishead - 07 Dec 2005 20:35 GMT
> What about the poor Authi? Is it destined to be the red-headed bastard
> stepchild of Minis?

What with Authi and BMC creating their joint venture, BMC then buying out
51% of the shares, and finally in 1973, Authi becoming a wholly owned
subsidiary of BL, you would think the Authi-built Mini would be excluded,
wouldn't you?

Oh, no, wait, the charter includes Minis built by BMC. Thus, discussion of
how the only part imported into Spain were the hubcaps is, therefore, well
within the charter.

Do some research before attempting to pick fault again. It might make you
appear less like a Parus major.

erik.
mwalsh@smad.com - 07 Dec 2005 20:47 GMT
Not picking fault. Do less research and it might make you look less
like a pompus arshole!
erik fishead - 07 Dec 2005 21:38 GMT
> Not picking fault.

OK...

> Do less research and it might make you look less
> like a pompus arshole!

Let's strike a happy medium between some and no research then. Do a little
bit, just a little, maybe one google search to see what a Parus major is.

Then report back with your findings.

erik.
mwalsh@smad.com - 07 Dec 2005 20:51 GMT
Oh, and my Clubman Estate can kick your Clubman Estate's arse! :p
erik fishead - 07 Dec 2005 21:38 GMT
> Oh, and my Clubman Estate can kick your Clubman Estate's arse! :p

The best you can do is try and pull me into a dickwar?

I don't know why I bothered reasoning. You're apparently beyond it.

erik.
erik fishead - 07 Dec 2005 21:28 GMT
>> common sense would surely prevail and the charter would surely inform
>> people that these cars are not within the letter or spirit, and thus the
>> scope of, said charter.
>
> assumption,,,overruled!

True - you can't rely on common sense, or lack thereof.

>> You are right that the charter does state Mini Coopers and Mini Cooper
>> S's,
>
> correct!

I'm noticing here that you like to keep in the point you agree to, and cut
the points you don't. An interesting way to destroy context.

In this case, the part you cut stated Mini Coopers and Mini Cooper S's as
built by or for Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti, not those
vehicles branded MINI Cooper or MINI Cooper S by BMW.

>> The charter doesn't mention the BMW MINI One or BMW MINI Diesel to either
>> include or exclude them.
>
> correct again!

Do I take the fact that you cut the rest of the paragraph as agreement or
disagreement?

>> The charter covers:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Wrong, it also states Mini Cooper and Mini Cooper S!

In the context of the "Mini, Mini Cooper and Mini Cooper S's" being
manufactured by one of the preceding companies.

Oh, common sense again.

>>>It doesn't say all mini coopers excluding BMW.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Not my problem!

True, but you seem to enjoy making it a problem for everyone else in the
group who does not want to discuss vehicles branded by BMW as MINI Cooper
and MINI Cooper S - or indeed any other car branded MINI by BMW.

>> Note also that the charter also doesn't exclude mini buses, minivans*,
>> mini skirts, mini discs, iPod minis or Mini Cheddars. Would you like
>> people to discuss those here as well?
>
> Great, the more, the merrier!

Oh, no, we couldn't all fit in here. Too many cocks* spoil the broth for
everyone else.

Would you like just one big newsgroup for the whole world to use? Let's dump
the entire hierarchy and have the one newsgroup for everything - Minis,
MINIs, the price of fish, politics, recreation, the lot. Would that be a
good idea? Would you like that? I'm sure there are a lot of other people in
the world without basic common sense who would happily join you in such a
hole.

>>>But I think that I get it now. This news group has two requirements. You
>>>have to own an old broken mini
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Thank you!

So do you agree that your observations *are* wrong, or do you agree that a
lot of people shouldn't be here?

<snip>

>> The charter makes no mention of whether posters to the group should or
>> should not be a bodily orifice, whether complete or partial. Does this
>> mean the charter allows or disallows complete or incomplete arseholes
>> from posting?
>
> Obviously not!

Obviously not what? It obviously allows it, or obviously disallows it?

>> I feel sure you don't own an old broken Mini
>
> You would be wrong!

Ah, so do you fit your own assumed rules for this newsgroup? You aready pass
the first - having an old broken Mini, so there's just the question of the
second.

If you don't pass your second assumed rule, why are you still here?

>>>I've never been in another news group with more one sided bigots.
>>
>> I'm sure if you keep posting to usenet groups for long enough, you'll
>> find you attract many more.
>
> Not in the last 20 years!

Would you notice if the one-sided bigots are on your side?

erik.
r8rh8r - 08 Dec 2005 15:02 GMT
eric,
take a chill pill.....and what is your fixation with male genitalia?
please!
erik fishead - 08 Dec 2005 17:34 GMT
> eric,

k, not c

> take a chill pill

I can assure you I'm perfectly calm as it is.

> .....and what is your fixation with male genitalia?

No fixation at all. What's your fixation with full stops?

I forgot to include the explanatory witty reposte at the end of that post. I
won't bother to include it now, as it was far, far too witty to remember.

> please!

Thankyou!

Non-BMW branded Minis, anyone?

erik.
Madmax - 08 Dec 2005 18:41 GMT
>>eric,
>
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> erik.

I don't know how to reply, you make no sense.
erik fishead - 08 Dec 2005 22:13 GMT
> I don't know how to reply, you make no sense.

Why reply at all?

erik.
Mark - 09 Dec 2005 03:28 GMT
>>I don't know how to reply, you make no sense.
>
> Why reply at all?
>
> erik.

Because you end with a question. That means you have no answers.

Mark
erik fishead - 09 Dec 2005 16:50 GMT
> Because you end with a question. That means you have no answers.

To you it might mean I have no answers; to me it means it's a rhetorical
question.

rhetorical
adj:  concerned with effect or style of writing and speaking; "a rhetorical
question is one asked solely to produce an effect (especially to make an
assertion) rather than to elicit a reply"

erik.
Mark - 09 Dec 2005 17:14 GMT
>>Because you end with a question. That means you have no answers.
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> erik.

Err,,,,OK
David Betts - 07 Dec 2005 07:55 GMT
>> Talk about ignorance, right in the charter it states mini cooper.
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>Cooper S's as built by or for Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and Innocenti,
>not those vehicles branded MINI Cooper or MINI Cooper S by BMW.

That is correct. Following extensive discussion here, it was decided
to create alt.autos.new-mini to host the BMW things rather than to
re-write the charter to include them here. Rocky Frisco, the founder
of this newsgroup and author of its charter, actually created the new
group himself.

Not sure what state the Google archives are in these days, but it
should all be on record somewhere.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
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http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Fitzy - 02 Dec 2005 22:17 GMT
>> Nope, only included in the context of Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover
>> and Innocenti. Not B.M.W. Though it might make one wonder if Authi
>> owners would be similarly left out in the cold.
>>
> Sorry, read it again, it includes Mini Cooper S. Thats the BMW
> supercharged version.

if that's the case Then it must include the Taxi fleet I mentioned in my
earlier post, done in mini roof decals and complete with bonnet stripes and
winged Mini badges,
infact , they look better than the BMW copy,
Fitzy............photos by request ;-)
Steve68s - 03 Dec 2005 01:27 GMT
Its either 10 foot long or its not a mini, the car I mean :-)

Steve.

>>> Nope, only included in the context of Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover
>>> and Innocenti. Not B.M.W. Though it might make one wonder if Authi
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> infact , they look better than the BMW copy,
> Fitzy............photos by request ;-)
David Betts - 02 Dec 2005 07:51 GMT
>>>What charter? Lets see it.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>Well there you have it, Mini Cooper and Mini Cooper S, are included in
>the charter.

Yes, as long as they were built by Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover or
Innocenti. Don't see anything there about BMW. Unless you have serious
probless with comprehension it is quite clear that the only Minis
catered for by this newsgroup are the Issigonis original and its
derivates.

End of story.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
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Tatiele - 02 Dec 2005 02:26 GMT
"<alt.autos.mini> is reserved for those who love, drive, admire, repair,
rebuild, customize and compete in Austin, Morris, BMC, BMH, Rover and
Innocenti Minis, Mini Coopers, Mini Cooper S's, Mokes, Riley Elfs, Wolseley
Hornets, and variants and Mini-based kit cars and specials"

Okay this is a good start, we asked for the charter and it was provided.

Now let's dissect it.

"Mini Coopers, Mini Cooper S's"

As I suspected it does not preclude BMW Mini. I assuem also that when the
forum was organized there was lack of foresight in what may happen in the
future.

So what needs to happen IMO along with the proposed name change is that the
charter be ammended to specifically exclude BMW products.

As a good will gesture I will waive any further comments on this subject but
instead focus on rantings about me Moke which appears to be specifically
welcomed (so please be a darling and stop wishfully hoping that I disappear,
not going to happen).

>> What charter? Lets see it.
>
[quoted text clipped - 54 lines]
>
> Happy Mini-ing!!! ""
Tatiele - 02 Dec 2005 02:18 GMT
A good suggestion but a fruitless one  in any case.

> read the group charter & take your mate tatiele ( aka bad apple & bossy
> tech ) with you, just because a dog gets born in a stable don't make it a
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>> it is the "only" current Mini being manufactured. That makes this the
>> correct news group. As the name states alt.autos.mini....
David Betts - 30 Nov 2005 07:52 GMT
>Until that happens, this forum is for both new and old Minis.

Wrong, but what can one expect from a top-poster. This isn't even a
forum, it is a newsgroup.  A newsgroup created for discussion of the
Mini, not the phoney BMW thing driven by fashion victims with more
money than sense. If they choose to try and discuss their pose-mobiles
in here they must expect to be told the truth about their inadequacies
and failings. Alterntively, they could go and discuss the things in
the newsgroup that was created for them. Unfortunately, a tiny handful
of them seem to enjoy causing trouble. Low self-esteem, probably.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
The Mini Gallery:
http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Tatiele - 30 Nov 2005 22:05 GMT
"the Mini, not the phoney BMW thing driven by fashion victims with more
money than sense"

Moron, it's talk like these that makes me a resident evil on this group. Top
posting and all - lol.

How do you like those apples?

>>Until that happens, this forum is for both new and old Minis.
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> The Mini Gallery:
> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334 
Jim - 29 Nov 2005 12:46 GMT
> **
> *can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?*
> *or just create a new one and use it instead?*
> **
> *RS*

I say keep it like it is, otherwise the next thing will be to get a
bonnet and boot badge with 'Classic' or 'Real' written on it !

Jim
Mian - 29 Nov 2005 23:26 GMT
why not alt.autos.real-mini

>> ** *can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?*
>> *or just create a new one and use it instead?*
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Jim
Tatiele - 30 Nov 2005 02:30 GMT
They are all real Minis.

Why stop there, why not say alt.norevins-or-1967MPI

an" <me_groovy@@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Is5jf.11685$7p5.4812@newsfe4-win.ntli.net...
> why not alt.autos.real-mini
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>>
>> Jim
Colin Stamp - 30 Nov 2005 19:20 GMT
>can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
>or just create a new one and use it instead?
>
>RS

That would be analogous to that old urban myth where American farmers
had to paint "COW" on the side of all their cattle so that they
wouldn't be shot by deer hunters who were too thick to tell the
difference...

Cheers,

Colin.
Tim - 03 Dec 2005 19:15 GMT
Just to save me replying to everyone....

we have alt.mini & we have alt.new.mini do we not?

when you do a search for subjects on Ng's both come up, so theres a clear difference.

I've noticed that the bulk of the MINI ie BMW hatch backs, posters are from the US.... so maybe there is an issue with servers in the US?

for my 50 cents worth. alt.mini  predates the hatch back, so Im happy for it to stay as it is. 2nd if an owner of a hatchback posts in here and gets flamed thats life, but you will actualy find that most of the regs here will politely point out that this is for the mini and that there is another NG that covers the MINI. I have to admit though that even after they have been politley pointed in the correct direction often they will continue to post here and often get beligerent/agressive by return....so when this happens I have been known to unleash the "dogs of war".....but then just quietly I also happen to dislike most Americans I've meet

MY only interest is in the Mini, I have no desire to discuss the MINI, nor would I ever purchase one. There are far better cars on the market and much better prices than the MINI.

so in reality your suggesting we change somthing that works perfectly well, so long as posters take a moment or two to read the search results, or as was suggested spend some time reading the messages prior to posting.

and alway remember

"if it ain't a Mini then its just traffic"

 can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
 or just create a new one and use it instead?

 RS
Steve68s - 03 Dec 2005 21:05 GMT
nice one Tim

Steve.
 Just to save me replying to everyone....

 we have alt.mini & we have alt.new.mini do we not?

 when you do a search for subjects on Ng's both come up, so theres a clear difference.

 I've noticed that the bulk of the MINI ie BMW hatch backs, posters are from the US.... so maybe there is an issue with servers in the US?

 for my 50 cents worth. alt.mini  predates the hatch back, so Im happy for it to stay as it is. 2nd if an owner of a hatchback posts in here and gets flamed thats life, but you will actualy find that most of the regs here will politely point out that this is for the mini and that there is another NG that covers the MINI. I have to admit though that even after they have been politley pointed in the correct direction often they will continue to post here and often get beligerent/agressive by return....so when this happens I have been known to unleash the "dogs of war".....but then just quietly I also happen to dislike most Americans I've meet

 MY only interest is in the Mini, I have no desire to discuss the MINI, nor would I ever purchase one. There are far better cars on the market and much better prices than the MINI.

 so in reality your suggesting we change somthing that works perfectly well, so long as posters take a moment or two to read the search results, or as was suggested spend some time reading the messages prior to posting.

 and alway remember

 "if it ain't a Mini then its just traffic"

   "ADD" <l400ras@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:ZqCif.9164$y36.115@newsfe1-win.ntli.net...

   can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
   or just create a new one and use it instead?

   RS
Fitzy - 04 Dec 2005 00:33 GMT
Spot on There Tim,
Fitzy

 nice one Tim

 Steve.
   "Tim" <tim_lis(NOSPAM)@clear.net.nz> wrote in message news:4391eec5@clear.net.nz...
   Just to save me replying to everyone....

   we have alt.mini & we have alt.new.mini do we not?

   when you do a search for subjects on Ng's both come up, so theres a clear difference.

   I've noticed that the bulk of the MINI ie BMW hatch backs, posters are from the US.... so maybe there is an issue with servers in the US?

   for my 50 cents worth. alt.mini  predates the hatch back, so Im happy for it to stay as it is. 2nd if an owner of a hatchback posts in here and gets flamed thats life, but you will actualy find that most of the regs here will politely point out that this is for the mini and that there is another NG that covers the MINI. I have to admit though that even after they have been politley pointed in the correct direction often they will continue to post here and often get beligerent/agressive by return....so when this happens I have been known to unleash the "dogs of war".....but then just quietly I also happen to dislike most Americans I've meet

   MY only interest is in the Mini, I have no desire to discuss the MINI, nor would I ever purchase one. There are far better cars on the market and much better prices than the MINI.

   so in reality your suggesting we change somthing that works perfectly well, so long as posters take a moment or two to read the search results, or as was suggested spend some time reading the messages prior to posting.

   and alway remember

   "if it ain't a Mini then its just traffic"

     "ADD" <l400ras@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:ZqCif.9164$y36.115@newsfe1-win.ntli.net...

     can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
     or just create a new one and use it instead?

     RS
David Betts - 04 Dec 2005 08:01 GMT
>    can we not rename this group to alt.autos.classic-mini?
>    or just create a new one and use it instead?

This is completely unnecessary and will not solve anything. The trolls
will only start claiming that their fat BMW hatchbacks are already
'classics' as well. (As if?)

It is very clear from the charter that this newsgroup is for real
Minis and not the BMW things. Might I suggest that the simplest
solution is to kill-file the persistent trolls and get back to talking
about our enthusiasm for the real thing. (And yes, I know they will
keep morphing, but then we can simply kill-file them again.)

If you are going to be put off or upset by the little wars which are
necessary from time to time to defend even long-established and
successful newsgroups like this from the barbarian hoardes, then
perhaps usenet is not for you.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
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John Fatbloke Bullas - 06 Dec 2005 20:14 GMT
We seem to have none of this problem on Yahoogroups.... it is simply
obvious from the archives minilist is is targetted at Minis not BMW
MINIs and people soon realise soon enough, we have never had any
problems and conversely no one ever complain that BMW-MINI-COOPER is
called just that....

As the webmaster of ihatethebmwmini.com (now dormant as I happen to own
the BMW MINI y!g ) the flak has stopped and everyone seems to be happy
where they stay

Welcome aboard owners of NEW MINIs, if you can discuss maintainance and
modification that involves getting your hands dirty and not just
pulling off the tape for stickon stuff or pulling out chips and
replacing them with new ones.... carry on!!!!!you have equal number in
the Rover Mini brigade and I am into real modification :0

I think we ALL should realise this is alt.autos.mini AND realise BOTH
NEW and Old Mini will be around for a long time yet...... whether the
general thread are of mutual interest is a matter for discussion

FB
David Betts - 07 Dec 2005 08:04 GMT
>I think we ALL should realise this is alt.autos.mini AND realise BOTH
>NEW and Old Mini will be around for a long time yet...... whether the
>general thread are of mutual interest is a matter for discussion

Except, John, that the charter of this group quite clearly does not
include the BMW thing and that a separate newsgroup has been created
to serve those who wish to discuss the BMW thing. It is off topic here
and people who insist on trying to discuss it here will not be
welcome.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
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Taffy - 08 Dec 2005 13:13 GMT
> >I think we ALL should realise this is alt.autos.mini AND realise BOTH
> >NEW and Old Mini will be around for a long time yet...... whether the
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> The Mini Gallery:
> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334

I couldn't have put it better myself.

Taffy
Steve68s - 08 Dec 2005 16:06 GMT
>> >I think we ALL should realise this is alt.autos.mini AND realise BOTH
>> >NEW and Old Mini will be around for a long time yet...... whether the
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> Taffy

up the revoulution! BMW maxi owners rot in hell!!!

Steve.
Mark - 04 Dec 2005 01:13 GMT
.....but then just quietly I also happen to dislike most
 Americans I've meet

Well bip bip and bloody toad stools...that's just down right rude.
Hell to the queen! I've never really cared much about the English, maybe
thats why I prefer the BMW version of the mini....
TurboJo - 04 Dec 2005 16:09 GMT
You folks in the colonies are easily upset, nevertheless I must politely
refer you to the correct newsgroup for your , "Hell to the Queen" should
really be posted to alt.gossip.royalty or alt.talk.royalty. This is a
newsgroup for the Mini.

PS

You will find that the Queen has German ancestry just like the BINI.

> .....but then just quietly I also happen to dislike most
>   Americans I've meet
>
> Well bip bip and bloody toad stools...that's just down right rude.
> Hell to the queen! I've never really cared much about the English, maybe
> thats why I prefer the BMW version of the mini....
Tim - 07 Dec 2005 00:48 GMT
sorry sport Im not English, Im a Kiwi, from that little group of Islands in
the South Pacific who told the Yanky warmongers where they could stick their
Nuclear Ships LOL

> .....but then just quietly I also happen to dislike most
>  Americans I've meet
>
> Well bip bip and bloody toad stools...that's just down right rude.
> Hell to the queen! I've never really cared much about the English, maybe
> thats why I prefer the BMW version of the mini....
Madmax - 07 Dec 2005 19:41 GMT
> sorry sport Im not English, Im a Kiwi

Great,,,,a f.cking bird that can't fly...pretty much like a turkey.
Tim - 12 Dec 2005 01:30 GMT
actually its not strictly speaking a bird, it does share many common traits
to the Avian species, but then its also warm blooded like a mammal.....

Turkeys how ever are not flightless, but they do have  a name often borrowed
to use to describe certain mammals

>> sorry sport Im not English, Im a Kiwi
>
> Great,,,,a f.cking bird that can't fly...pretty much like a turkey.
David Betts - 04 Dec 2005 07:55 GMT
>Just to save me replying to everyone....
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>MY only interest is in the Mini, I have no desire to discuss the MINI, nor would I ever purchase one. There are far better cars on the market and much better prices than the MINI.
>so in reality your suggesting we change somthing that works perfectly well, so long as posters take a moment or two to read the search results, or as was suggested spend some time reading the messages prior to posting.

Good points tim, other than the knee-jerk ant-Americanism, which we
can do without. Also, grateful if you could do somethng about
re-setting your line lengths and deleting the business card please.
Text only, you know <grin). You will find some ISPs won't even
propogate your message with attachments.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
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Tim - 07 Dec 2005 00:51 GMT
nothing Knee Jerk about it. Its a personal opinion, and last time I looked
they were still allowed.

Line length? Busines cards? sorry all greek to me. You only gets what the
machine gives.

>>Just to save me replying to everyone....
>>
[quoted text clipped - 33 lines]
> The Mini Gallery:
> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334 
David Betts - 07 Dec 2005 07:48 GMT
>nothing Knee Jerk about it. Its a personal opinion, and last time I looked
>they were still allowed.

If you want to sound like a prejudiced fool, that's up to you. Some of
the greatest Mini enthusiasts - including the founder of the this
newsgroup - are from the US of A.

>Line length? Busines cards? sorry all greek to me. You only gets what the
>machine gives.

Well, you appear to have sorted the problems, don't you? All you have
to do now is learn not to top-post.

Regards, David Betts
davidb@minilist.org
The Mini Gallery:
http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334
Tim - 12 Dec 2005 01:25 GMT
top post? you mean like this LOL, thats actually how I preffer it....

rather be thought a predjudiced fool that be one LOL...

and Im well aware that this NG was started by an American, in fact we've
meet a couple of times....nice bloke is Rocky, as are some of the members of
the Detroit club, a few from down Florida way, and I meet a really nice
Texan on my grand tour of the US & Canada...which I did in my Rover Cooper S
Works during the Spring of 2001.

if you read my thread from several posts above you'd have followed that
theres Yanks and theres Americans....same as theres Englishmen and Poms.....

but at the end of the day your opinion means squat to me, and as far as I'm
concerned thats all that matters this side of my keyboard

>>nothing Knee Jerk about it. Its a personal opinion, and last time I looked
>>they were still allowed.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> The Mini Gallery:
> http://www.ofoto.com/I.jsp?m=64635537103&n=1366070334 
 
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