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Car Forum / MINI / December 2005

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Tatiele - 16 Dec 2005 04:04 GMT
http://www.mini.co.uk/

I sit back and await the futile attempts - lol.
Mick - 16 Dec 2005 08:59 GMT
"Tatiele" wrote in message
> http://www.mini.co.uk/
>
> I sit back and await the futile attempts - lol.

Yes thankyou they are... all 3 of them.... :)

Although some thieving jackbooted sausage gobbling nazi's appear to have
camped out on www.mini.co.uk masquerading some german half baked (until they
set themselves on fire that is) piece of "Euro crap" as a mini....

Oh, just to let you know I haven't got "car envy", i'm not "jealous", I have
2 other cars and a motorbike as well as my minis, and to be truthful, i've
drove a bini blooper s, and it wasn't as fast or as comfortable as my Audi
A3...

Thankyou Tatiele for allowing me to express my thoughts without being
flamed.. (oh yeah, like i can see that happening.)

Mick
Tatiele - 16 Dec 2005 12:09 GMT
A yes or No would have sufficed mate. No need for the essay although I have
to complement you on good taste as I also have an A4.

> "Tatiele" wrote in message
>> http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Mick
Taffy - 16 Dec 2005 13:34 GMT
> A yes or No would have sufficed mate. No need for the essay although I have
> to complement you on good taste as I also have an A4.

Hey Twatiele, why don't pop back over to alt.autos.new-mini, because to be
honest mate they need all the support they can get!

Taffy

> > "Tatiele" wrote in message
> >> http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> > Mick
Mick - 16 Dec 2005 16:49 GMT
"Tatiele"  wrote in purple crayon...

> A yes or No would have sufficed mate.

I was aware at the time I wrote my reply that your cognitive abilities may
have been overstretched.

>No need for the essay

If you can not manage to muster a reply without a sarcastic response, maybe
you shouldn't reply at all.

Now, as i'm sure myself and others have mentioned you have your own group,
which I must admit appears to be quite busy with "technical" questions, so
why don't you toddle back off over there..

Thanks

Mick
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 14:59 GMT
> http://www.mini.co.uk/
>
> I sit back and await the futile attempts - lol.

Yes it is ! The only one on the market today. Got tired of trying to get
the old one to run, bought a new one and it runs like a champ. Thank you
for asking. The heated seats came in handy this morning. 20 degrees, too
cold for the Harley.

Mark
Taffy - 16 Dec 2005 15:15 GMT
> > http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Mark

Oh good for you Mark I hope you enjoy your euro-crap-box joke for a car with
the stolen name, perhaps now you'll move over to alt.autos.new-mini and join
in chatting with the hundreds that don't contribute there?

Taffy
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 15:29 GMT
>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Taffy

Temper, Temper...... little man.
Steve68s - 16 Dec 2005 16:01 GMT
>>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Temper, Temper...... little man.

Lost your dummy again Mark?

Steve.
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 16:42 GMT
>>>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Steve.

When you get upset, you really make no sense. This is fun.

Mark
Steve68s - 16 Dec 2005 16:56 GMT
>>>>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Mark

Sorry I am not upset, I guess you need a fresh nappy & a new dummy ?

Steve.
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 17:12 GMT
>>>>>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Steve.

I'll take the nap, as far as "dummy", don't know what the heck you are
talking about. I just assumed you were angry, because of the lame
remarks that you make. Hope I'm not making you late for school.

Mark
Taffy - 16 Dec 2005 17:39 GMT
> >>>>>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Mark

I believe you call nappy diaper? and dummy pacifier?  In your part of the
uncivilised world where inbreeding obviously takes precedent.

Taffy
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 18:18 GMT
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> Taffy

No, those terms are unfamiliar in the U.S. They seem a little childish,
but that is your prerogative.

Mark
The Muffin Man - 16 Dec 2005 18:53 GMT
> No, those terms are unfamiliar in the U.S. They seem a little childish,
> but that is your prerogative.

I have seen it all.  The English criticised by an American for their use of
English.

The Muffin Man
** - 16 Dec 2005 19:53 GMT
> >>>>>>>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Mark
Does your mummy know you are playing on a grown-up's computer?

K
Taffy - 16 Dec 2005 16:52 GMT
> >>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Temper, Temper...... little man.

Who said I'd lost my temper little child?

Taffy
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 17:09 GMT
>>>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Taffy

I mistook stupidity for anger, sorry.

Mark
Taffy - 16 Dec 2005 17:36 GMT
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> Mark

Yes and you have lots to apologize for mate.

Taffy
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 17:48 GMT
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> Taffy

See what I mean. No sense, only nonsense.

Mark
Taffy - 16 Dec 2005 17:53 GMT
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> Mark

And your not making any sense at all!  Now why don't you take your
hairdressers car and go play on alt.autos.new-bini?

Taffy
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 18:10 GMT
>>>>>>>>>http://www.mini.co.uk/
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> Taffy

No, its more fun watching you get upset and rant and rave about nothing
at all. I'm really starting to enjoy this newsgroup.

Mark
Martyn Walker - 17 Dec 2005 07:33 GMT
as my sig says really...

Signature

Regards
Martyn

www.honda-mini.co.uk - www.hybrid-mini.co.uk

"Don't argue with stupid people. They just bring you down to their level and
then beat you with experience."

Mick Rouse - 16 Dec 2005 18:49 GMT
"Madmax" wrote in a window licker stylee

> Yes it is ! The only one on the market today. Got tired of trying to get
> the old one to run, bought a new one and it runs like a champ. Thank you
> for asking. The heated seats came in handy this morning. 20 degrees, too
> cold for the Harley.
>
> Mark

My my.... things go from bad to worse.... not only do you manage to prove
that you are bereft of mechanical skill, but now you prove beyond resonable
doubt that you have no taste!!

A Hardley Davidson and a "BMW" monstrosity all in the same household???

Your repair bills must be astronomical!!

Mick
Madmax - 16 Dec 2005 19:01 GMT
> "Madmax" wrote in a window licker stylee
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> Mick

I do all the work needed on my Harley, which isn't much. As far as no
taste, look again. That bike gets me more pussy than a man can handle.
Live to ride, ride to live.

Mark
Mick Rouse - 16 Dec 2005 19:29 GMT
"Madmax" wrote in a falling to bits hardley stylee..

> I do all the work needed on my Harley, which isn't much. As far as no
> taste, look again. That bike gets me more pussy than a man can handle.
> Live to ride, ride to live.

I don't think i've ever came across (and I don't mean literally) a Hardley
that's been low maintainence...

I've been riding bikes now for nearly 20 years now, and i've never been
tempted to buy one, due to the horror stories i've seen and heard...

Anyway... If you need the bike to get you "pussy", I can wholly understand
why you would have a "BMW" monstrosity... I personally prefer to use
my superior good looks and sparkling wit to charm the ladies...

I would recommend you have a look at these :

http://tinyurl.com/dr9m6

They might be able to help so you can sell your hardley and spend the money
on your undoubtedly ever increasing BMW dealer cost.

Yours Lovingly in a "Real Mini" christmas sentimental stylee

Mick :D
erik fishead - 17 Dec 2005 02:29 GMT
> I sit back and await the futile attempts - lol.

Futile it may be with some people, but it was an enjoyable 10 minutes
creating it.

http://www.geocities.com/erik.fishead/pics/realmini.gif

erik.
Steve68s - 17 Dec 2005 22:58 GMT
LOL

Steve.

>> I sit back and await the futile attempts - lol.
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> erik.
Taffy - 18 Dec 2005 15:45 GMT
> LOL
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> > erik.

That rocks Erik.

Taffy
erik fishead - 18 Dec 2005 19:07 GMT
>> >> I sit back and await the futile attempts - lol.
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> That rocks Erik.

Ta, nice of you to say so. Thanks also to the rest of the people in here who
looked, and maxed out the bandwidth limit for the geocities site it was on
8-)

After a chat with a mate who helps with the Internet Mini Encyclopaedia,
it's also temporarily hosted at http://www.ime.org.uk/images/realmini.gif

erik.
Mick - 19 Dec 2005 10:36 GMT
"erik fishead"  wrote in purple crayon

> > I sit back and await the futile attempts - lol.
>
> Futile it may be with some people, but it was an enjoyable 10 minutes
> creating it.
>
> http://www.geocities.com/erik.fishead/pics/realmini.gif

Personally i thought it was quality :D

Mick

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