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Car Forum / MINI / April 2006How It Should Be!
Hope this llittle link works:- http://www.moala.org/images/laguna/ls-1.jpg That pic just proves how oversized the Bini is, HUGE!! Steve. > Hope this llittle link works:- > > http://www.moala.org/images/laguna/ls-1.jpg well doctored that photo, it all seems weird, and that Bini is far to close up behind that Mini, should be miles behind! > Hope this llittle link works:- > > http://www.moala.org/images/laguna/ls-1.jpg WRONG !!! The Mini just nipped up the inside. He's lapped the BINI twice and they are still on the first lap. ;-) P How it should be,,,,but isn't. > Hope this llittle link works:- > > http://www.moala.org/images/laguna/ls-1.jpg Looks to me like that yellow tonka toy needs to get out of the way. What is that, an ant farm? I prefer cars that are designed for the comfort of adult humans. Come on guys, lets go at it. > Hope this llittle link works:- > > http://www.moala.org/images/laguna/ls-1.jpg How it always is ! Jim Well that little sequence was proven on Top Gear a few years ago between a BINI Cooper S and a real 1960's Mini Cooper S and the real thing wiped it's arse with the BINI and left it for dead after the first bend. So that picture is close to the truth, except the real thing would be a great distance ahead in reality, so maybe as Pedro said it has just passed the BINI again twice! Oh and at least there's room for a spare wheel in the boot of real thing and i'm over 6foot tall and find my Mini perfectly comfortable too! My first test of a Bini was a Bini D, which I thought was an appropriate name really lol I was really surprised by the lack of room inside, even though my back seats dont fold down obviously to allow for larger room, with the seats folded up in a Bini, the boot space is actually smaller than in my Mini, also, legally, the Mini can still carry three adults on the back seat, but a Bini can only have two. Also, the front passenger can remain seated with the back rest pressed forward to allow rear passengers to get out. > Well that little sequence was proven on Top Gear a few years ago > between a BINI Cooper S and a real 1960's Mini Cooper S and the real [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > thing and i'm over 6foot tall and find my Mini perfectly comfortable > too! If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the same old crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an inferiority complex to me. There you go again, so much aggression, there really is no need for it, come on lets be friends... > If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the same old > crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an inferiority complex to me. > There you go again, so much aggression, there really is no need for it, come > on lets be friends... > >>If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the same old >>crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an inferiority complex to me. Sorry if you think that I have some sort of aggression. This is one of the highlights of my day. Coming to this newsgroup and laughing at you guys. Big men in little cars. Its just really funny. Well we have a passion for something that's very worthy, we're just rebels with a good cause but i'm not pointing out all it's world changing/beating factors yet again, but you know it's not half as funny as hearing from a Yank with a passion for the BINI, I mean come on that's just sad, no it's pathetic to like something that's so over priced and over rated and is a poor man's VW Golf, now that's not funny, it's down right hysterical. :O) Taffy > Well we have a passion for something that's very worthy, we're just > rebels with a good cause but i'm not pointing out all it's world [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Taffy Poor mans VW Golf,,,,,and so over priced? Another breathtaking statement. Hell, I'd rather have a VW Golf than an old mini. Again, it's the German engineering that blows the UK away. As far as hysterical, thats what a grown person looks like in an old miniature replica, of a real car, mini.  Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > > > Well we have a passion for something that's very worthy, we're just [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > thats what a grown person looks like in an old miniature replica, of a > real car, mini. Better than a Yankee tit sitting in a BINI anyway, now that is something to really laugh at! And I'd rather have a VW Golf than a BINI too! Taffy ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com "Better than a Yankee tit" What are you trying to say? Is it similar to a limy gonad? sh.t Taffy, Fizzy told you to stop talking to me. You don't behave very well. German engineering, only thing is they use Chrysler pentagon engines, assembled in Brazil by workers as young as 14, because it is very cheap to make them there, there then shipped over to be put in here, even the new Bini engine coming out soon is a French design, :-) Steve. > Poor mans VW Golf,,,,,and so over priced? Another breathtaking statement. > Hell, I'd rather have a VW Golf than an old mini. Again, it's the German > engineering that blows the UK away. As far as hysterical, thats what a > grown person looks like in an old miniature replica, of a real car, mini. > German engineering, only thing is they use Chrysler pentagon engines, > assembled in Brazil by workers as young as 14, because it is very cheap to [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >>engineering that blows the UK away. As far as hysterical, thats what a >>grown person looks like in an old miniature replica, of a real car, mini. Again,I said German engineering. Better engineering, better car. In this case at least. Explains it's growing popularity. It makes me smile this bickering when someone can get their facts so wrong, the Bini was engineered by Rover engineers in series of prototypes called the Mini Spirtual as in Spiritual successor to the original Mini Design. http://www.jyanet.com/cap/1999/0919fed.jpg They were far from a finished article when BMW took over, they abandoned thier long awaited cereal box on wheels, the E1 to concentrate on the Bini. http://www.unixnerd.demon.co.uk/e1.jpg BMW kept the Rover engineers working on the project, they also needed these Rover specialists to build a production line at Cowley, BMW werent just gonna turn up and hope to assemble it without help from Rover! It was tested extensivly in the UK including a place near where I live, TRL, which just happens to be in eye sight of BMW towers, UK HQ. Production of the Bini started when production of the Rover 25/45 moved to Longbridge, Rover engineers still build the Bini to this day, they are also instrumental in the redevelopment of the car. Cowley has a long history of producing Morris Cars, and was were MG sportscars where also once built. I laugh when people pillary either way to be honest, The Mini is in my opinion one of the greatest cars, but not in the build department. The Bini is far from greatness, far from it, even the Renault 5 has more history and greatness than a Bini, look at the Renault 5 rallye for instance. The Bini is made by unhappy Former Rover employees that until 6 years ago where making the Rover 600, even if i wasnt a motor head, i would seriously consider not buying a Bini. > It makes me smile this bickering when someone can get their facts so > wrong, the Bini was engineered by Rover engineers in series of [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > until 6 years ago where making the Rover 600, even if i wasnt a motor > head, i would seriously consider not buying a Bini. Jeesh, people are individuals. Individuals like different things. If we all liked the same things; cars, food, beers, wines, music, partners, films then we would be inanimate conforming automotons (sp?). I happen to have liked all the cars that I've owned; [1] Mini's, MGB, MX3, Ovlov 360 (it was fun int the wet), Passat 1.8 Turbot, Bini Cooper & Now a Bini Cooper S. I respect other peoples views and encourage their love and passion for whatever they choose as their item of affection. If you look at the first post in this thread and look at the root website for the piccy that was posted, you'll notice that its for a mini club which welcomes all, and does not persecute members if they own any brand that chose to sport the mini badge at that point in time. Luckily our local mini enthusiasts club has the same outlook on life and welcomes old and young metal with the respect both deserve. Our cars are not lifeless boxes that are farmed out to the masses, we all choose to cherish, modify, fettle, and generally socialise around the cars we own. As soon as people can see through the tossers like max out there who are just amature troll bait, and realise that we all share a common love and passion, then life will be so much better. No matter what you drive, may it be a rusty old 850 or a JCW Cooper S, you're always more than welcome to stop at mine for a coffee, and if I see you at the roadside I would always stop and offer assistance. Anyway, as you can tell, I'm just back from the pub, the pillow is looking inviting and the cat is looking far too settled in the middle of the bed. Apols for any schpeilling mishtaikes, but I'm not proof reading when focusing is a chore. See you guys around as I'm dropping out of here for the summer months to work on my little restoration project, allthough I may be back for advice if its forthcoming ;-) SignatureCheerz - Brownz http://www.brownz.org/ > It makes me smile this bickering when someone can get their facts so wrong, > the Bini was engineered by Rover engineers in series of prototypes called [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > making the Rover 600, even if i wasnt a motor head, i would seriously > consider not buying a Bini. So don't buy one. > If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the same old > crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an inferiority complex to me. I've got my sixth mini at the moment, got the old girl dirt cheap because she was in a right bad state, oil leaks, dodgy tyres, needed loads of welding, new rear subframe, brakes all round, the odd panel here and there etc etc. Mechanically she's perfect now except for syncro on second gear. Visually she's a right mess, still needs a few panels and REALLY will need a respray once I have the rest of the panels. Looks a RIGHT mess, but, as with every mini I've ever owned I love her to bits. She looks like a COMPLETE mess but I still feel proud driving her. I get waved at by every other REAL mini owner I cross and we both smile. The most I've ever paid out to get her through an MOT is about £125 in real money (that's about $240 in mickey mouse money) Why is it that all REAL mini drivers always seem to be smiling whilst BINI owners look like they've having a chore ? How much do you pay in repairs on a BINI ? Jeez ! How much is a service on one of the monstrosities ? Inferiority complex ?? NAH ! We're having Fun :-) Same old same old ?? >> If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the same >> old crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an inferiority [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Same old same old ?? No repairs as of yet. Even if there were, it is still under warranty. And I thought you guys had those dumb smiles because of embarrassment. >>> If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the same >>> old crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an inferiority [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > No repairs as of yet. Even if there were, it is still under warranty. > And I thought you guys had those dumb smiles because of embarrassment. What makes you think that, after all according to one of your previous posts you've only seen 3 other REAL minis as of late that belong to 'friends' of yours. You know, the ones you go 'racing' with. Yet again you contradict yourself. Oh and while I think about it what racing license do you need in your state for racing a BINI ? Lets see how long it takes you to google up some answer !! If you're going to lie, you really do need a good memory, otherwise, you will expose yourself to be the idiotic, pompous liar you are. You still didn't answer my question of how much a service costs you, what do you do ? get a post from someone, read one letter out of it and make up your own sentence ? Jim > You still didn't answer my question of how much a service costs you, > what do you do ? get a post from someone, read one letter out of it > and make up your own sentence ? > > Jim On the Bini all my services have been free so far, as are the next two. As for the rest of the herd, well its a mix of unexpected costs, grubby hands, skinned knuckles and swearing - normally. SignatureCheerz - Brownz http://www.brownz.org/ Yes and as a BINI owner no doubt you also get a free emergency service call out for when it bursts into flames too? > Yes and as a BINI owner no doubt you also get a free emergency service > call out for when it bursts into flames too? Yes. But I think you'll find that it rarely happens, unless you have statistical data to show that the fat one is more prone to bar-be-cuing itself than any other car in the marketplace these days ? My first car did this, a talbot samba, by f.ck I was pleased to see it go, made way for my first 1275GT, black with silver decals she was, and a lurverly little car. SignatureCheerz - Brownz http://www.brownz.org/ Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > > Yes and as a BINI owner no doubt you also get a free emergency service > > call out for when it bursts into flames too? [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > data to show that the fat one is more prone to bar-be-cuing itself than any > other car in the marketplace these days ? Well there was a BBC Watchdog report a few months back that featured a few and lots of unhappy owners too! Taffy > My first car did this, a talbot samba, by f.ck I was pleased to see it go, > made way for my first 1275GT, black with silver decals she was, and a > lurverly little car. ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com >>> Yes and as a BINI owner no doubt you also get a free emergency >>> service call out for when it bursts into flames too? [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > a few and lots of unhappy owners too! > Taffy Ahhh, the televisual equivalent to the Sun. I've seen reports of a couple on mini2.com, but cars catch fire all the time. I'm sure good ol' Nickolette Cambell wouldn't have been hard pushed to find owners of any car who wanted to go on TV for two minutes of pikey fame and complain in hope of getting a free lunch. I think with any car/boat/bike/tv/computer/horse/football team that the unhappy owners get the airtime. Remember also, nothing travels as fast as bad news. The press are happy to bash something that has bought lots of jobs/prosperity and regeneration for a part of Oxford that was only famous for the Zodiac nightclub, pubs, drugs, currys & kebabs previously. I wish I had someone to complain to everytime any of my old mini's broke down, didn't start, ran like a dog etc. (poor maintenance admitted). SignatureCheerz - Brownz http://www.brownz.org/ >>>> If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the same >>>> old crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an inferiority [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > > Jim Please back up any contradictions you say that I made. As for racing, it is called street racing. You don't need a license for it. We have a local course with modest fee's. After six mini's I hope you finally got it right. But that sounds about right to me. >>>>> If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the >>>>> same old crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > local course with modest fee's. After six mini's I hope you finally got > it right. But that sounds about right to me. I don't have to back up any of your contradictions, they're all still posted right up here for all to see ! Or doesn't NVBell/Prodigy's news servers have that kind of retention ? "After six mini's I hope you finally got it right. But that sounds about right to me." What the **(k does that mean ? Sentences never begin with "but" "After six minis", that would be correct grammar the apostrophe denotes omission or possession ! If you're going to start rambling on about other peoples grammar and spelling, get your own house in order. What sounds "about right" to you ? PLEASE rewrite the post so it makes a semblance of sense ! Jim >>>>>> If your mini's are so great, why is it that you keep saying the >>>>>> same old crap, over and over, about them? Sounds like an [quoted text clipped - 65 lines] > > Jim But Jim, you are an a.s hole. I can start a sentence with whatever the f.ck I want to. What are you? Little Ms. proper. As far as the contradictions, yes back them up , because you are truly full of sh.t. There are none. [SNIP] >> PLEASE rewrite the post so it makes a semblance of sense ! >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > contradictions, yes back them up , because you are truly full of sh.t. > There are none. OK, off the top of my head, you said you only ever stood up for yourself on this group Then, you come out with "...I prefer cars that are designed for the comfort of adult humans. Come on guys, lets go at it. " "Come on guys, lets go at it" That's not standing up for yourself, that's baiting. You say you don't use, and that your ISP doesn't peer through prodigy, LIAR !! I notice you didn't reply to anything to do with NVBell did you ?? They use prodigy as upfeed and downfeed on their NNTP streams You don't need a license for street racing ROTFLMAO a drivers license would help. Thats not racing! That's trying to go quicker than someone else on the road, simple as that. There's a few contradictions for you "Full of sh.t" ? the entire digestive tract of the human body does not account for 15% of the human body, so, therefore is a physical impossibility. "An a.s hole" The word is arse not a.s. An a.s is a donkey, not a rectal outlet. If you actually meant arsehole then, no, I'm not. You however, for a fact, have a low IQ, this is proved by your general lack of grammar, bad spelling (even for an American) and in your TOTAL inability to comprehend what anyone (including YOURSELF) is pointing out in their posts. Face it, you're now OWNED ! Show some of your school friends these posts, so when you tell them you're so apt and clever, they too can see what a jumped up and SO WRONG a twat you are. If you're going to try trolling I suggest you listen a bit more intently at school and actually learn something. I said 'Sentences never begin with "but"', I didn't say YOU couldn't begin a sentence with the word 'but'. This means that SENTENCES never begin with 'but' which in turn means YOU cannot construct a sentence properly ! Stay in school, listen to your teachers, learn things, improve yourself. One day, following those instructions, you can get a job when you're old enough and buy that piece of crap BINI you dream of so much. Don't bother telling us that you're too old to be a school child, because for arguments sake, if you were, your IQ REALLY, TRULY, is very very low and you'll NEVER be able to catch up with the rest of the human race. Also, if you swear on usenet it's netiquette to obscure some letters in the obscenity, also, in the US I think you'll find it's a legal requirement as minors can access newsgroups and your dad, when he signed up with NVBell, would have agreed to their terms and conditions. HTH :-) Jim > [SNIP] > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Then, you come out with "...I prefer cars that are designed for the > comfort of adult humans. Come on guys, lets go at it. " Yes and you fell for it hook line and sinker. > "Come on guys, lets go at it" That's not standing up for yourself, > that's baiting. Your repeating yourself. > You say you don't use, and that your ISP doesn't peer through prodigy, > LIAR !! I notice you didn't reply to anything to do with NVBell did you > ?? They use prodigy as upfeed and downfeed on their NNTP streams If you say so, Mr. brilliant. > You don't need a license for street racing ROTFLMAO a drivers license > would help. Thats not racing! That's trying to go quicker than someone > else on the road, simple as that. > There's a few contradictions for you Actually, if you knew how to read, I said that I race at a local race course. Why do you continually change my wording? > "Full of sh.t" ? the entire digestive tract of the human body does not > account for 15% of the human body, so, therefore is a physical > impossibility. Except, of course for you. You are totally full of sh.t! > "An a.s hole" The word is arse not a.s. An a.s is a donkey, not a rectal > outlet. If you actually meant arsehole then, no, I'm not. Arse, is not the correct word in America, it is indeed "a.s". Which you are. > You however, for a fact, have a low IQ, this is proved by your general > lack of grammar, bad spelling (even for an American) and in your TOTAL > inability to comprehend what anyone (including YOURSELF) is pointing out > in their posts. Read your own posts. That would make you a total idiot. > Face it, you're now OWNED ! No, I may be black, but I am not owned. You stupid white a.s hole. Show some of your school friends these > posts, so when you tell them you're so apt and clever, they too can see > what a jumped up and SO WRONG a twat you are. I am not trying to troll. By your asinine responses, I am very successfully. > If you're going to try trolling I suggest you listen a bit more intently > at school and actually learn something. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > begin with 'but' which in turn means YOU cannot construct a sentence > properly ! Who really give's a sh.t. BUT you. > Stay in school, listen to your teachers, learn things, improve yourself. > One day, following those instructions, you can get a job when you're old > enough and buy that piece of crap BINI you dream of so much. I own many cars, including a mini. > Don't bother telling us that you're too old to be a school child, > because for arguments sake, if you were, your IQ REALLY, TRULY, is very > very low and you'll NEVER be able to catch up with the rest of the human > race. Is this all you can come up with? Talk about low IQ's. > Also, if you swear on usenet it's netiquette to obscure some letters in > the obscenity, also, in the US I think you'll find it's a legal > requirement as minors can access newsgroups and your dad, when he signed > up with NVBell, would have agreed to their terms and conditions. My father passed away, many years ago. So go back to f.cking your mother, who is really your dad's sister. > HTH :-) > Jim Oh yea, I forgot, sh.t, f.ck, cock sucker, motherf..ker. How is that for net etiquette, you pussy. Netiquette is not a word, moron. >> [SNIP] >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Yes and you fell for it hook line and sinker. ... and thus you prove what I said, you contradict yourself left, right and centre .. >> "Come on guys, lets go at it" That's not standing up for yourself, >> that's baiting. > > Your repeating yourself. You mean "you're" .. >> You say you don't use, and that your ISP doesn't peer through prodigy, >> LIAR !! I notice you didn't reply to anything to do with NVBell did >> you ?? They use prodigy as upfeed and downfeed on their NNTP streams > > If you say so, Mr. brilliant. I DO say so, you asked me to bet on the FACT in a previous post, I bet YOU OWE me, thusly YOU ARE OWNED ! >> You don't need a license for street racing ROTFLMAO a drivers license >> would help. Thats not racing! That's trying to go quicker than someone [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Actually, if you knew how to read, I said that I race at a local race > course. Why do you continually change my wording? "ROAD RACING" you said, that requires a 'road', maybe you meant 'track racing' or 'circuit racing' I'm not changing anything YOU said. I do know how to read and I do so in a methodical manner, due to this I know how to write aswell, unlike your pathetic ramblings and contradictions. >> "Full of sh.t" ? the entire digestive tract of the human body does not >> account for 15% of the human body, so, therefore is a physical >> impossibility. > > Except, of course for you. You are totally full of sh.t! "How so" I asked. Yet again you fail to answer. >> "An a.s hole" The word is arse not a.s. An a.s is a donkey, not a >> rectal outlet. If you actually meant arsehole then, no, I'm not. > > Arse, is not the correct word in America, it is indeed "a.s". Which you > are. A donkey or mule then. Sometimes I work like a mule. >> You however, for a fact, have a low IQ, this is proved by your general >> lack of grammar, bad spelling (even for an American) and in your TOTAL >> inability to comprehend what anyone (including YOURSELF) is pointing >> out in their posts. > > Read your own posts. That would make you a total idiot. I do read them, where is the idiocy ? >> Face it, you're now OWNED ! > > No, I may be black, but I am not owned. You stupid white a.s hole. Prove that ! if you now want to start getting racist NVBell will definitely want to know about it ! Remember ANYONE can be a racist, no matter what colour they are. You have just proved YOU are racist. On a slightly different note Nevada Bell say ... "and from posting to a newsgroup, bulletin board, or message board, the same or substantially similar unsolicited note, whether commercial or not, twenty-five (25) or more times per day through the use of the Service, the Company's equipment, or in connection with any Company e-mail address, Company domain name, or any Company trademark including the words "SBC Internet", "Nevada Bell Internet Services", nvbell.net "Prodigy". seeking to obtain and enforce other legal remedies against the Member, including damages or an iFor each day that this provision is violated, Member shall pay the Company $50.00 per day for unintentional violations and $500.00 per day for deliberate violations." READ THAT ! You are VASTLY violating that clause and you'll have to pay $50 dollars a day ! However, you make these posts daily and deliberately to this group so that's $500 a day. If anyone puts a complaint in to NVBell along with a cleanup claim (to remove your posts from their servers or home users PCs, NVBell will pass those cleanup charges onto you ON TOP of their $50/£$500 charge ! You'll lose your DSL connection and NVBell are contractually obliged to pass you details on to other ISPs so you'll be hard pushed to get reconnected to the 'net. Face it, you'll have to use 'net cafes for 15 mins a day to try and troll :-) Who's the idiot ?? > Show some of your school friends these >> posts, so when you tell them you're so apt and clever, they too can >> see what a jumped up and SO WRONG a twat you are. > > I am not trying to troll. By your asinine responses, I am very > successfully. Not at all ! >> If you're going to try trolling I suggest you listen a bit more >> intently at school and actually learn something. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Who really give's a sh.t. BUT you. YOU DO !! >> Stay in school, listen to your teachers, learn things, improve >> yourself. One day, following those instructions, you can get a job >> when you're old enough and buy that piece of crap BINI you dream of so >> much. > > I own many cars, including a mini. SO THAT'S why you're always talking about Tonka Toys ! For they are the cars you own. AWWWWW Bless 'im :-) >> Don't bother telling us that you're too old to be a school child, >> because for arguments sake, if you were, your IQ REALLY, TRULY, is >> very very low and you'll NEVER be able to catch up with the rest of >> the human race. > > Is this all you can come up with? Talk about low IQ's. ROTFLMAO Jeez man, I've dealt with trolls for years but SERIOUSLY you are the most pathetic one ever. I thought you'd improve a bit but NO you get consistently worse. Your posts get shorter and shorter, the grammar gets worse, the spelling gets worse and frankly in under a week you REALLY REALLY are getting too predictable and too boring. Trolls invariably do this, I'll tell you why and this is fact .. They start off wanting an argument for arguments sake. They start off thinking they are funny and truth be told SOME of them are at first. Then after a while they get shown up, just a little bit and then start to lose arguments and resort to personal attacks on people and just start swearing. The reason they do this is because they constantly think about the virtual slapping (remember me mentioning that in some previous post), well they think about the virtual slapping they got, it starts to eat into them ALL DAY. Eventually it becomes all consuming for them and they just fall apart from the inside. They start to lose sleep over it, thinking about all those posts when they lie in bed at night, then their health starts to go. >> Also, if you swear on usenet it's netiquette to obscure some letters >> in the obscenity, also, in the US I think you'll find it's a legal [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > My father passed away, many years ago. So go back to f.cking your > mother, who is really your dad's sister. Nope my Dad was born in Newcastle, a geordie born and bred. My Mum was born in Wallington, local to here and is a typical southern lass. Two vastly different backgrounds to be related. Your Father passed away ? He may have, If ever you knew who he was. >> HTH :-) >> Jim > > Oh yea, I forgot, sh.t, f.ck, cock sucker, motherf..ker. How is that for > net etiquette, you pussy. Netiquette is not a word, moron. WRONG AGAIN LAUGHING BOY !! http://www.answers.com/netiquette&r=67 So touchet ! (That's French you know) and what was that I said ? Ah "they just start swearing". Sleep tight MM (if you can) :-) Jim >>> [SNIP] >>> [quoted text clipped - 190 lines] > > Jim Wow, you have a very vivid imagination. You just make crap up, as you type. I really can't respond to so much falsified bull sh.t. Do you talk this way also? Making up false statements and exaggerating what you think you know? I guess, in reality, you are a habitual liar and out of control of any rational thinking. Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > > > [SNIP] [quoted text clipped - 92 lines] > My father passed away, many years ago. So go back to f.cking your > mother, who is really your dad's sister. Well that's probably what's wrong with you Marky Boy, no father figure to guide you and spank your fat arse when you swear and troll newsgroups, but then I doubt very much that you even know who your father is? Maybe there's a few blokes out there who could be your old man eh? Did mummy sleep around? But judging by your behaviour I very much doubt any of them would want to admit to conceiving a piece of filth like you! Taffy > > HTH :-) > > Jim > > Oh yea, I forgot, sh.t, f.ck, cock sucker, motherf..ker. How is that for > net etiquette, you pussy. Netiquette is not a word, moron. ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com >Well that's probably what's wrong with you Marky Boy, no father figure >to >guide you and spank your fat arse when you swear and troll newsgroups, [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >would >want to admit to conceiving a piece of filth like you! >Taffy If it's nasty that you want to be, then here goes. Actually while I was butt f.cking your mother, who is a whore, she told me that you were the biggest mistake of her life. She said that she conceived you while having sex with several Canadian hockey team players. She never wanted you and has always wished that she had you aborted. Perhaps this is why your life is so screwed up, and why you have nothing better to do than role your own sh.t up and eat it. I may troll, but I am not the only one who swears here. As your exact words: >"No I just would hate for you to have the last word you foul mouthed >mother >f.cking American peace of filth! >Taffy " So don't go casting stones. Besides, again must I remind you, Fitsy said you weren't to talk to me. Bad, bad boy. Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > >Well that's probably what's wrong with you Marky Boy, no father figure >to [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > So don't go casting stones. Besides, again must I remind you, Fitsy said > you weren't to talk to me. Bad, bad boy. Oh is that really the best your tiny mind could come up with little boy, oh dear not very impressive I don't think and his name is Fitzy too you stupid Twat! Taffy ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com >Oh is that really the best your tiny mind could come up with little >boy, oh >dear not very impressive I don't think and his name is Fitzy too you >stupid >Twat! >Taffy No,I could have come up with a hell of a lot better. I don't need to with you though. You are very easy to set off. Talk about stupid, his name is moron, to me. No we're just smiling with pride, plus the fact we can beat most cars around a roundabout or through traffic etc, then there's the fun, exhillaration and excitement we get from simply driving our cars too. > No we're just smiling with pride, plus the fact we can beat most cars > around a roundabout or through traffic etc, then there's the fun, > exhillaration and excitement we get from simply driving our cars too. A roundabout, whoopy! Thats real world racing. I guess that's about all you can do in a go-cart mini. You also must smile when experiencing an exhilarating fart. Madmax etch-a-sketched whilst wearing boxing gloves thus: >> snip > You also must smile when > experiencing an exhilarating fart. When its mine yes, don't we all, especially when stood at the urinal down 't local. When its the dog's, no. SignatureCheerz - Brownz http://www.brownz.org/ > Madmax etch-a-sketched whilst wearing boxing gloves thus: >>> snip [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > When its the dog's, no. Ahh, local, that's a good idea, don't mind if I do. PS - Stop fighting kids - love one another. SignatureCheerz - Brownz http://www.brownz.org/ > Madmax etch-a-sketched whilst wearing boxing gloves thus: > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > When its the dog's, no. Cool! Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > > > No we're just smiling with pride, plus the fact we can beat most cars [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > you can do in a go-cart mini. You also must smile when experiencing an > exhilarating fart. No I also mentioned driving through traffic too or squeezing really and leaving other cars behind, but if we want to wipe our arse's with the BINI, there's always the Castle Combe race circuit! Basically we tend to drive carefully on the roads here in the UK, well we have to now with speed camera's on every corner! Taffy ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com >Taffy wrote: >No I also mentioned driving through traffic too or squeezing really and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >carefully on the roads here in the UK, well we have to now with speed >camera's on every corner! >Taffy You like to wipe your a.s with a car? You are a sick man. Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > >Taffy wrote: > >No I also mentioned driving through traffic too or squeezing really and [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > You like to wipe your a.s with a car? You are a sick man. No I just like to sh.t all over BINI's that's all, but I bet you'd stick a car up yours though eh mate? Taffy ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com >I just like to sh.t all over BINI's Whatever gets your rocks off. Oh, I forgot, you don't have any rocks. Like you'd know geek! Taffy Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > >I just like to sh.t all over BINI's > > Whatever gets your rocks off. Oh, I forgot, you don't have any rocks. ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com > Like you'd know geek! > > Taffy No, I just assumed from the way you write, that you had no balls. You seem very feminine. Plus the fact that you were going to gut me and then backed down. That's also on the timid side. > Like you'd know geek! > > Taffy Hi Taffy, Its much quieter here for me now, I can get back to mini related topics, I see by the posts the troll is still hijacking posts and causing arguments for some people, not for me, I took just killfilled the Knobhead, Fitzy >>Like you'd know geek! >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > I am so proud of you a.s wipe. It took you long enough. I hope you are comfy I front of you computer, masturbating as usual. Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > > >>Like you'd know geek! [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > I am so proud of you a.s wipe. It took you long enough. I hope you are > comfy I front of you computer, masturbating as usual. Looks like your grammar is slipping again little boy, why not go back to school and learn how to write like the grown ups? Taffy ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com >I am so proud of you a.s wipe. It took you long enough. I hope you are >> comfy I front of you computer, masturbating as usual. >Looks like your grammar is slipping again little boy, why not go back >to >school and learn how to write like the grown ups? >Taffy No, my grammar is fine. I said exactly what I wanted to say. Perhaps your comprehension is lacking. That tends to happen when you, Taffy boy, continually keep jerking your little dick. Now wash your hands and go back to bed. You filthy little bed wetting pervert. |
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