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Car Forum / MINI / May 2006Help wanted regarding my 2005 Cooper
Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper to use at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte! Any suggestions? Thanks in Advance Jono Go sick!! Steve. > Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper to > use at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte! [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Jono I was told they make good anchor's for boats, anyone got a boat ?? Hmm, that's a new one,,,,, a BMW anchor !! Fitzy > Go sick!! > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >> >> Jono > I was told they make good anchor's for boats, > anyone got a boat ?? [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >>> >>>Jono Compared to your go cart, it would be a much better anchor. So thats why the titanic sunk so quickly on the way to Roy Whally World, the hold was full of them.... Much the same as the lead baloon back in 2000! >I was told they make good anchor's for boats, > anyone got a boat ?? [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >>> >>> Jono Find a better job? Taffy  Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > Go sick!! > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > > > Jono ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."What the f.ck is "shyte"? " Thats you that is, thats your mum.....thats you having dinner that is, at a table, with your mum, eating poo You know when a sewer backs up and you get that awful smell, thats the smell of your breathe that is, after youve brushed you teeth.... > Find a better job? > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > ------------- > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com > My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."What > the f.ck is "shyte"? " [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > You know when a sewer backs up and you get that awful smell, thats the smell > of your breathe that is, after youve brushed you teeth.... I'm sorry but I don't have the same dinning habits as you. My sewer has never backed up either. Must be the slum neighborhood that you live in that gives you bad septic service. Think I would have to consider that if the original statement wasnt a retorical one....lol > Find a better job? > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > ------------- > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com Is that TWAT still posting? The funny thing is since I kill filed him I have no idea of what he's babbling on about anymore. Oh happy days are here again etc, etc........ Taffy Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > Think I would have to consider that if the original statement wasnt a > retorical one....lol [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > ------------- > > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com > Is that TWAT still posting? The funny thing is since I kill filed him I > have no idea of what he's babbling on about anymore. Oh happy days are here > again etc, etc........ > > Taffy You never did have any idea. Mentally deficient as you are. > Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper to use > at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte! [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Jono What the f.ck is "shyte"? If you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini, then I would trade in your old piece of sh.t and be happy. Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > > > Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper to use [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > What the f.ck is "shyte"? If you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini, > then I would trade in your old piece of sh.t and be happy. Oh shut your cake hole and go back to watching Sesame Street freak! The only reason you think the BINI is much cop is because your used to American rubbish death trap cars like the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair! But the BINI is a pile of pooh too! Taffy ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."If you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini, then I would trade in your old piece of sh.t and be happy." Shame you dont know what your talking about again, my old peice of sh.t as you so politly say in your usual facist manner happens to be four years old, younger than the oldest bini's, knob rot >> > Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper >> > to [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > ------------- > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com > My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."If > you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini, [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > you so politly say in your usual facist manner happens to be four years old, > younger than the oldest bini's, knob rot That may be, but as I said, it is still a piece of sh.t, as you are also. Nice one Jono,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,, I guess the unenlightened one is still posting crap, I haven't got a clue as to what's being said,I killfiled IT last week ,I just see the replies, and they are funnier than the whole thing, good on you "Taff",, give IT the Mushroom treatment, keep it in the dark and sh.t on it twice a week, Fitzy > My little fury friend looked up, gurgled, dribbled a bit and said....."If > you were lucky enough to get a 2005 mini, [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] >> ------------- >> Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank Ala. I was at work earlier and was using Guugle to read the group, trouble is I could see him, so blocked him there in the end aswell. Nice and peaceful now again isnt it? No mixed heritage pipe smoking anti english american car driver to cause any fuss...:-) Back to acting in customary gentlemanly manner ;-) J > Nice one Jono,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,, > I guess the unenlightened one is still posting crap, [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] >>> ------------- >>> Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com Oh yes "this is the self-preservation society!!!" Taffy Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank Ala. > I was at work earlier and was using Guugle to read the group, trouble is I [quoted text clipped - 48 lines] > >>> ------------- > >>> Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank Ala. > I was at work earlier and was using Guugle to read the group, trouble is I [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Back to acting in customary gentlemanly manner ;-) But you know the sad thing about it is, I read in the newspaper about that Muslim nutter bloke whose on trial for being a September 11th collaborator and he's sitting in court in America sneering at everyone and saying nasty things against the west and stuff and hopefully he'll get fried, but that's too good for him, he should be locked up for life and beaten and abused every day. But anyway our resident Troll is hardly any better, because he's here causing trouble, sneering and being unpleasant etc, so yes I bet his fellow Americans would be very displeased with him if they knew what he was up to I'm sure? Just my 2pence worth, now where was I? Oh yes "this is the self-preservation society!!!"....................... Taffy > J > [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > >>> ------------- > >>> Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com Personally, I think the man should be spared and told he will be delivered into paradise if he drives a lorry load of high explosives into Nashville, all the residents should be forced to move out except horrible people of course, I think if the nutter was forced to listen to Nashville' worst then i would gladly do it...... >> Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank > Ala. [quoted text clipped - 83 lines] > ------------- > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > Personally, I think the man should be spared and told he will be delivered > into paradise if he drives a lorry load of high explosives into Nashville, [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > LOL Taffy > >> Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank > > Ala. [quoted text clipped - 83 lines] > > ------------- > > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com So how did you block the freak on Google, because there are a few people asking? Taffy Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > Yes, but now we are all killfiling him we will see less and less thank Ala. > I was at work earlier and was using Guugle to read the group, trouble is I [quoted text clipped - 48 lines] > >>> ------------- > >>> Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com By not using Guugle usenet at work!!:-) Its like a breath of fresh air......... Unlike in the USA, recognised as the biggest contributor to the demise of the planet!.... > So how did you block the freak on Google, because there are a few people > asking? [quoted text clipped - 70 lines] > ------------- > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com Oh well so if anyone uses Google to access the newsgroup, their stuck with sh.t brain then? Taffy Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > By not using Guugle usenet at work!!:-) > Its like a breath of fresh air......... [quoted text clipped - 76 lines] > > ------------- > > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com mmm, I had a spare moment earlier today and went on (not to read the retards efforts of english) google usenet, I added all the postings containing explicit language, and there was many of them, to a report which I submitted to Usenet, also added many to a not-recommended ratings feedback, only took about 5 minutes during my dinner break, had no interest in reading any new stuff, just the content that was highly offensive and obtrusive. J > Oh well so if anyone uses Google to access the newsgroup, their stuck with > sh.t brain then? [quoted text clipped - 94 lines] > ------------- > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com > mmm, I had a spare moment earlier today and went on (not to read the > retards efforts of english) google usenet, I added all the postings [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > J good on you Jono, Fitzy Signature"Your Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!" > > > mmm, I had a spare moment earlier today and went on (not to read the [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > good on you Jono, > Fitzy Indeed good on you Jono as retard is definitely from the Clampet family (The Beverley Hillybillys) and not The Waltons or The Brady Bunch American style family me thinks? Taffy ------------- Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com No worries, just sick of the girl, commenting and slagging off everyones innocent postings, people she has never spoken to about anything, Im not talking about the retard as of now, think we should all do the same..... >> > mmm, I had a spare moment earlier today and went on (not to read the >> > retards efforts of english) google usenet, I added all the postings [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > ------------- > Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com > No worries, just sick of the girl, commenting and slagging off everyones > innocent postings, people she has never spoken to about anything, Im not [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >>------------- >>Get FREE newsgroup access from http://www.cheap56k.com And they keep talking, on and on, about me. What a bunch of losers. Women who just won't shut up. Anyway Jono you could always take that BMW pile of pooh to a scrap yard, troble is they'd probably charge you for taking it? > Anyway Jono you could always take that BMW pile of pooh to a scrap > yard, troble is they'd probably charge you for taking it? "Troble" ? Duh, yeah, Jono. Take it to the scrap yard. You will find Taffy doing his parts shopping their. As a mater of fact, he does his dinner shopping their also. > mmm, I had a spare moment earlier today and went on (not to read the retards > efforts of english) google usenet, I added all the postings containing [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > J Thats quite a coincidence, as I did the exact same thing with Taffy's obscene posts. There were over 80 of them. At least I have been using a hijacked internet account. Again, it appears, you morons can't stop talking about me. > Nice one Jono,,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,, > I guess the unenlightened one is still posting crap, [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > twice a week, > Fitzy It's very strange. Since I have been kill filed, you guys can't stop talking about me. Maybe you are eating the wrong mushrooms, because you are definitely f.cked up. >Oh shut your cake hole and go back to watching Sesame Street freak! >The >only reason you think the BINI is much cop is because your used to >American >rubbish death trap cars like the Ford Pinto and the Chevy Corvair! But >the >BINI is a pile of pooh too! >Taffy Thought you kill filed me, a.s wipe. I never drove a pinto or corvair, and dumped the old mini for a new one. Big improvement. sound to me like you have really pissed your employer off! Maybe its time to look for a new job? > Dear Group, can anyone advice me please, Ive been given a 2005 Cooper to > use at work again, I have a major problem with it, Its complete shyte! [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Jono Hello Tim, where have you been mate, haven't had your company for a while, how's the winter in en-zed, Fitzy > sound to me like you have really pissed your employer off! Maybe its time > to look for a new job? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> >> Jono winter in NZ...ummm still warmer than summer in the UK LOL don't come here often, I get really pissed off with all the anti stuff and the bitch fights.... and then only read threads that are actualy helpful or interesting anyway.. > Hello Tim, > where have you been mate, haven't had your company for a while, how's the [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >>> >>> Jono Glad you popped in ,,,, Fitzy > winter in NZ...ummm still warmer than summer in the UK LOL > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >>>> >>>> Jono |
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