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Car Forum / MINI / June 2006Manual Trainy
Cheers All, I have a 2005 mini 5-speed and I am unable to do any speed shifting. It rather shifts like a small truck than a rally car. I also have a problem getting it in to reverse. I took it to the bmer shop and they pretty much gave me a workaround. Any suggestions. Thanks Mark > Cheers All, > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Thanks > Mark Hi Mark, I'm the owner of an '02 MCS myself, which I love! However, this newsgroup deals with the original Mini only. If you'll post your question in alt.autos.new-mini I'm sure you'll get more luck with your response! Happy Motoring! Charlie yep, sell it and buy a real Mini LOL.....or as Mark says below....try the news group for the BINI. > Cheers All, > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Thanks > Mark > yep, sell it and buy a real Mini LOL.....or as Mark says below....try the > news group for the BINI. Hey Mark, why don't you just go f.ck yourself, a.s wipe! By the way sh.t head, there is no such thing as a bini. and it would seem in your case theres no such thing as being polite...so what happened did you mother drop you as an infant and your father abuse you? >> yep, sell it and buy a real Mini LOL.....or as Mark says below....try the >> news group for the BINI. >> > Hey Mark, why don't you just go f.ck yourself, a.s wipe! By the way sh.t > head, there is no such thing as a bini. > and it would seem in your case theres no such thing as being polite...so > what happened did you mother drop you as an infant and your father abuse [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >>Hey Mark, why don't you just go f.ck yourself, a.s wipe! By the way sh.t >>head, there is no such thing as a bini. No, just trying to keep up with the lack of mentality in this ,lost boys, newsgroup. So go blow yourself. >> and it would seem in your case theres no such thing as being polite...so >> what happened did you mother drop you as an infant and your father abuse [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > No, just trying to keep up with the lack of mentality in this ,lost boys, > newsgroup. So go blow yourself. in your neck of the woods being able to bend yourself double and suck your own dick may be desirable, the rest of us in the enlightend world much preffer having the comapny of a young lady to perfrom that act. If its such a "lost boys" news group why do you keep hanging around it like a really bad smell? I've yet to find anyone who is a Mini fan and a subscriber to the alt.auto.mini NG who appreciates your comments or enjoys your company. There is a NG for the MINI, but everytime a person here directs a MINI owner to it you take offence. Why is that? There is absolutley no point what so ever with a MINI owner posting to this site seeking ansewers to question about their MINI. The vast majority of users of this NG have no knowledge or at best minimal knowledge of the BMW Hatchback. OK so the simple ansewer is becuase you get some sort of perverse kick out of being an offensive troll who has nothing better to do than be a dork....shame we don't have a "super nanny" to tkae you in hand and teach you some manners and social respect. Well I think Im going to enjoy chasing you around the NG and lambasting you for your every stupid and childish remark or comment. So take this under advsiement, I see your name attached to a thread I will post and I will continue to berrate you. >>>and it would seem in your case theres no such thing as being polite...so >>>what happened did you mother drop you as an infant and your father abuse [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > advsiement, I see your name attached to a thread I will post and I will > continue to berrate you. WOW! You really have me running for cover. Berate away, loser. Look who is being childish. Tiny Tim ,alias "super nanny"! great another inane tantrum, forget the medication again did we? >>>>and it would seem in your case theres no such thing as being polite...so >>>>what happened did you mother drop you as an infant and your father abuse [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > WOW! You really have me running for cover. Berate away, loser. Look who is > being childish. Tiny Tim ,alias "super nanny"! I didn't see the mad-max tantrum, LOL, I killfiled the loon ages ago, go for it Tim Fitzy > great another inane tantrum, forget the medication again did we? >> [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] >> WOW! You really have me running for cover. Berate away, loser. Look who >> is being childish. Tiny Tim ,alias "super nanny"! not forgot the 60s motorsport vids Fitzy, just can't locate them, the inno is in bits now, few small preventative jobs needed on it, have removed some botched repairs on the underside so its in need of a bit of TLC, Steve. >I didn't see the mad-max tantrum, LOL, > I killfiled the loon ages ago, [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] >>> WOW! You really have me running for cover. Berate away, loser. Look who >>> is being childish. Tiny Tim ,alias "super nanny"! Thanks Steve, There's no rush, Fitzy > not forgot the 60s motorsport vids Fitzy, just can't locate them, the inno > is in bits now, few small preventative jobs needed on it, have removed [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] >>>> WOW! You really have me running for cover. Berate away, loser. Look who >>>> is being childish. Tiny Tim ,alias "super nanny"! Its one of those, loads of botched repairs by the previous owner, I am going to put new ball joints on it too, re site or replace the exhaust, new fuel lines to the carbs, oil leaks, nothing to serious, just a pity the previous owner was not to mechanically minded, Steve > Thanks Steve, > There's no rush, [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] >>>>> WOW! You really have me running for cover. Berate away, loser. Look >>>>> who is being childish. Tiny Tim ,alias "super nanny"! > great another inane tantrum, forget the medication again did we? Dear Tim, What tantrum are you referring to? You seem to be lost in your own little world. If I need medication, you must need a lobotomy. Obviously your excessive masturbation has taken control of you. Please stop! whats the matter dickhead, is it getting to you? getting a taste of your own inane behavoiur start to bug you? I don't suffer from excesses of any kind my sad lonly "friend" Im not the one whos life is so misserable that I have to spend it trying to get attention for myself by posting rude and innapropriate messages onto messgaeboards. so why don't you do us all a favour, take your medication, and then got and give yourself that high dose of lead I mentined to you before, I know it will help end your missery and suffering and take all that pain away... >> great another inane tantrum, forget the medication again did we? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > must need a lobotomy. Obviously your excessive masturbation has taken > control of you. Please stop! > whats the matter dickhead, is it getting to you? getting a taste of your own > inane behavoiur start to bug you? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > give yourself that high dose of lead I mentined to you before, I know it > will help end your missery and suffering and take all that pain away... Getting to me? No...... I'm really getting a laugh out of you though. Tiny tim, the little hobbit in his little sporty go-cart. that would be the minical laugh of the insane I've know doubt.... now as I've said before be a good little troll and make your way out the back door and go practice playing on the roads..... >> whats the matter dickhead, is it getting to you? getting a taste of your >> own inane behavoiur start to bug you? [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Getting to me? No...... I'm really getting a laugh out of you though. Tiny > tim, the little hobbit in his little sporty go-cart. > that would be the minical laugh of the insane I've know doubt.... > > now as I've said before be a good little troll and make your way out the > back door and go practice playing on the roads..... Not a chance a.s wipe. I really enjoy seeing what you will come up with next. Never very good, but really funny. Pitty the Troll is so far away, or I would pop around & silence him :-) Steve. > whats the matter dickhead, is it getting to you? getting a taste of your > own inane behavoiur start to bug you? [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >> must need a lobotomy. Obviously your excessive masturbation has taken >> control of you. Please stop! > Pitty the Troll is so far away, or I would pop around & silence him :-) > > Steve. Right....You and your big mini? What an imagination you have. where is he? I have connections LOL > Pitty the Troll is so far away, or I would pop around & silence him :-) > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >>> must need a lobotomy. Obviously your excessive masturbation has taken >>> control of you. Please stop! > where is he? I have connections LOL Only in gay bars. so your to be found in Gay bars? Well that means we can at the very least cross being a homophobic biggot of the list of your sins....but It does explain why you are such an anal dork! >> where is he? I have connections LOL > > Only in gay bars. > so your to be found in Gay bars? Well that means we can at the very least > cross being a homophobic biggot of the list of your sins....but It does [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> >>Only in gay bars. Anal dork? Looks like I struck a nerve. You must be a teenager, with that witty verbiage. Now go back to your gay bar, your boyfriend is getting lonely. no nerve struck here.....just another moment taken to just let you know what a total looser you are. Must rememebr though to let my wife know that I supposedly a gay boy, according to an inbreed yanky troll, Im sure she will find that most amusing..... >> so your to be found in Gay bars? Well that means we can at the very least >> cross being a homophobic biggot of the list of your sins....but It does [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > witty verbiage. Now go back to your gay bar, your boyfriend is getting > lonely. > no nerve struck here.....just another moment taken to just let you know what > a total looser you are. Must rememebr though to let my wife know that I > supposedly a gay boy, according to an inbreed yanky troll, Im sure she will > find that most amusing..... Yeah, let your wife know, after all, he is the boss. You know, that dream you married, with the hairy legs and a cock! You two have fun now. Don't waste your time Tim, just ignore or kill-file the loser like the rest of us here as life is too short to waste on sh.t like him. Taffy Spot on Taff, , , , and nice one Tim, Fitzy > Don't waste your time Tim, just ignore or kill-file the loser like the > rest of us here as life is too short to waste on sh.t like him. > > Taffy > Spot on Taff, , , , and nice one Tim, > Fitzy taffy is spotting again? I knew she was on her period! oh I have the time, so its no problem. Winter here now so alls quiet on the farm LOL > Don't waste your time Tim, just ignore or kill-file the loser like the > rest of us here as life is too short to waste on sh.t like him. > > Taffy > oh I have the time, so its no problem. Winter here now so alls quiet on the > farm LOL [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> >>Taffy Tim, I don't think you understand! She is telling you to "shut the f.ck up"! Me thinks you are a little slow in the brain! oh no I thik it may be you whos a little slow in the grey cells. I'm a Mini enthusiast, so I'm part of this NG, where as your an annoying little dickhead who has nothing of value to add...so I beleive if you think about it , its actualy you that eveyrone wants to shut the f.ck up and piss off, so be a good little troll , go take the medication and practice making nooses and then when you have it just right go swing one over the nearest tree branch and end your sad pathetic little life...I promise you after that the pain you feel will all just go away. >> oh I have the time, so its no problem. Winter here now so alls quiet on >> the farm LOL [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I don't think you understand! She is telling you to "shut the f.ck up"! Me > thinks you are a little slow in the brain! > oh no I thik it may be you whos a little slow in the grey cells. I'm a Mini > enthusiast, so I'm part of this NG, where as your an annoying little [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > tree branch and end your sad pathetic little life...I promise you after that > the pain you feel will all just go away. tim, please use spell check, in the future. When you get upset, your spelling goes to hell. What your little pea-brain can't figure out is that you are doing exactly what I want you to do. I am here to argue with you f.cking mini cooper geeks. Saddest f.cking car ever created. As far as gray cells go,,,,you are f.cking brain dead. I am notating this newsgroup for a college project. Proving the lack of sense and intelligence found in the lower class English mechanic. Actually my project is complete, but you make it difficult for me to leave. I really get a laugh out of the little people here. no actualy I just can't be bothered with spelling with a looser like you.... and we arn't arguing...Im just telling you a few simple home truths.... as to useing this NG as some sort of college project...the term that spings to mind is BULL sh.t!, what possible value is there in notating the discusions of a group of enthusiasts from a thesis point of view. If you where too remain silent and just observe the genuine talk amongst people there may be a small paper you could write, but by being a troll you have taken away any substance to this NG.....so go try your BS someplace else. Second point being very few of the people here are lower class or indeed english mechanics. This is global group of people, from differing back grounds and differing vocations. If you had truely been observing and notating you would have picked up this information and have made inteligent comment on it...which brings me to the third point... if you were as you claim some form of accademic then you would realise this, so wouldn't make such blatant and stupid comments..... now as I've said to you before, go out door so as not to make a mess on your mummies floors and give yourself a dose of high calibre lead poisoning! >> oh no I thik it may be you whos a little slow in the grey cells. I'm a >> Mini enthusiast, so I'm part of this NG, where as your an annoying little [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > make it difficult for me to leave. I really get a laugh out of the little > people here. > no actualy I just can't be bothered with spelling with a looser like you.... > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > now as I've said to you before, go out door so as not to make a mess on your > mummies floors and give yourself a dose of high calibre lead poisoning! You have brought new light to my study. True I have no idea what you do for a living, other than molesting little boys. The three people that my paper was on are or at one time were mechanics and definitely lower class. You, on the other hand, have revitalized my search for internet morons. Let me take this time to thank you for demonstrating pure stupidity in all of it's glory. so by your standards a person who pursues a vocation that is manual by nature they are lower class...yet a supposed educated person who's writing a paper on them is not....interesting, shame that your actions in this NG don't back that up.... Not only are you the atypical (claimed) educated snob, your also a tremendour bore as well.... but you have in a previous post chatted with another Bini owner and given the game away..... so quit with the BS, you have been outed as nothing more then the common garden variety of internet troll, unfortunatly most of them can actualy be somtimes amusing...but in your case Im afraid not... so be a good little troll and go clip clop back across the bridge you crawled out from under and stick your head up the billy goats arse :-) >> no actualy I just can't be bothered with spelling with a looser like >> you.... [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > Let me take this time to thank you for demonstrating pure stupidity in all > of it's glory. If I am so boring, why is it you get so exited over my posts? No my friend, YOU are the bore. As far as my study....you should have been here 6 months to a year ago. You really don't have a clue. if your study you claim to have done was over 6 months ago, and you dislike us boring manual workers so much why don't you piss off back to your educated buddies... Theres no excitement over your posts, just bemusement over the antics and comments of a supposed "educated" person who obviously is another over educated under acheiver who can't find gainful employment in the real world ,who takes out his bitter frustrations at being an oxygen bandit, on decent folk of NG's. > If I am so boring, why is it you get so exited over my posts? No my > friend, YOU are the bore. As far as my study....you should have been here > 6 months to a year ago. You really don't have a clue. Tim your right on all counts mate, but just don't waste your time bantering with him as it proves nothing and he obviously gets off on it as he's not normal. So yeah don't feed the Troll and then he may eventually die with a bit of luck! ;O) Taffy > Tim your right on all counts mate, but just don't waste your time > bantering with him as it proves nothing and he obviously gets off on it [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Taffy Not before you go, taffie. You old has been. > if your study you claim to have done was over 6 months ago, and you dislike > us boring manual workers so much why don't you piss off back to your [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >>friend, YOU are the bore. As far as my study....you should have been here >>6 months to a year ago. You really don't have a clue. I just like to see your blood pressure escalate to the point of eruption. Come on timmy, its time to pop! But a real mini, not being funny, Steve, > Cheers All, > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Thanks > Mark Yeah BMW seem to be giving all their BINI owning customers the run around here in the UK as it's been mentioned on a TV Program about shoddy products and services. Taffy > Yeah BMW seem to be giving all their BINI owning customers the run > around here in the UK as it's been mentioned on a TV Program about > shoddy products and services. > > Taffy Thats because they are selling the uk their left over sh.t. Saving the best for the rest of the world. >> Yeah BMW seem to be giving all their BINI owning customers the run >> around here in the UK as it's been mentioned on a TV Program about [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Thats because they are selling the uk their left over sh.t. Saving the > best for the rest of the world. If only you knew.......  SignatureCheerz - Brownz http://www.brownz.org/ >>>Yeah BMW seem to be giving all their BINI owning customers the run >>>around here in the UK as it's been mentioned on a TV Program about [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > If only you knew....... NO, if only YOU knew..... |
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