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Car Forum / MINI / October 2006new mini Questions???
seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini technician (new BMW minis) in NY and i just wanted to let people know that i can answer alot of questions on these cars. i just joined the site and already have asked two questions, one about a ford taurus and one about my jeep, so i figured i should give a little back by answering some other peoples questions. Then you'll probably find a more responsive audience over on "alt.autos.newmini" instead! Taffy Then you'll probably find a more responsive audience in the morgue! Taffy > seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini technician > (new BMW minis) in NY and i just wanted to let people know that i can answer > alot of questions on these cars. i just joined the site and already have > asked two questions, one about a ford taurus and one about my jeep, so i > figured i should give a little back by answering some other peoples questions. OK.....why is it that the newer mini's seem to have rougher starts, this time of year? They start great all summer long, when the weather changes, they usually need 2 tries to start up. >> seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini technician >> (new BMW minis) in NY and i just wanted to let people know that i can answer [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >time of year? They start great all summer long, when the weather >changes, they usually need 2 tries to start up. what year is your car? we've had big problems with this, and its just due to software. there are improvements in the new programming software for the Dme and as long as you still have a warranty, just bring it to the dealer and they will reprogram it. all the dealers know about this, so just tell your service advisor you have hard starting in cold weather and they will know just what to do. >>> seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>> technician [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > have > hard starting in cold weather and they will know just what to do. This is a Classic Mini Group, please refer your Q & A's to the relevant group > This is a Classic Mini Group, please refer your Q & A's to the relevant > group This IS the correct newsgroup. >> This is a Classic Mini Group, please refer your Q & A's to the relevant >> group >> > This IS the correct newsgroup. what part of your dumb skull dont you understand, there is a newsgroup for Bini's, and this isnt it! Barspeed Beta Version 3.0 wrote:>>> >>This IS the correct newsgroup. > > what part of your dumb skull dont you understand, there is a newsgroup for > Bini's, and this isnt it! What part of the English language don't YOU understand idiot. Alt.autos.mini.....if the car is called a mini, its a mini. I did a search for Bini, and there is no such group,,,,I also discovered that there is no such car. So obviously you are the dumb skull. > Barspeed Beta Version 3.0 wrote:>>> >>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > for Bini, and there is no such group,,,,I also discovered that there is no > such car. So obviously you are the dumb skull. Go and masterbate at alt.autos.new-mini you retard paedophile, mother sucking afterbirth, kinda person that watches Deal or No deal re-runs! 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Dude...your vocabulary is very limited YOU have a pea brain and no dick. >>>Barspeed Beta Version 3.0 wrote:>>> >>> [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] >> BRAIN NO BRAIN POOR WHITE TRASH!! > Dude...your vocabulary is very limited YOU have a pea brain and no dick. Better than having a Pea dick and no brain! hahahaha >>Dude...your vocabulary is very limited YOU have a pea brain and no dick. > > Better than having a Pea dick and no brain! hahahaha So you are admitting that you have no dick....thank God, the world is safe from any of your retarded offspring. >>>Dude...your vocabulary is very limited YOU have a pea brain and no dick. >> >> Better than having a Pea dick and no brain! hahahaha > So you are admitting that you have no dick....thank God, the world is safe > from any of your retarded offspring So Madmax is admitting to having no dick, thank the devil, the world is safe from any of his retarded offspring >>>>Dude...your vocabulary is very limited YOU have a pea brain and no dick. >>> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > So Madmax is admitting to having no dick, thank the devil, the world is > safe from any of his retarded offspring Your interpretation of the written word, is a little off. Either that or you are so immature that you need to copy insults that are directed at you and turn them around. You have the "I know you are ,but what am I" kid of childish lack of maturity and intelligence. You fit in perfectly with the common (old)mini enthusiast. Dull and without a life. >>>>Dude...your vocabulary is very limited YOU have a pea brain and no dick. >>> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > So Madmax is admitting to having no dick, thank the devil, the world is > safe from any of his retarded offspring My interpretation of the written word, is a little off. Either that or I sm so immature that I need to copy insults that are directed at me and turn them around. I have the "I know you are ,but what are you?" kid of childish lack of maturity and intelligence. I fit in perfectly with the common Outing enthusiast. Im Dull and without a life. Madmax, try chewing a razor blade, I hear the iron content is nutritional , Steve. >> This is a Classic Mini Group, please refer your Q & A's to the relevant >> group >> > This IS the correct newsgroup. > Madmax, try chewing a razor blade, I hear the iron content is nutritional , > > Steve. I try not to pick up on any of your discusting habits, but thanks anyway. >>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini technician >>>(new BMW minis) in NY and i just wanted to let people know that i can answer [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > all the dealers know about this, so just tell your service advisor you have > hard starting in cold weather and they will know just what to do. It's a 2002, thanks for the help. I will check with the dealer. >>> seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>> technician [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > have > hard starting in cold weather and they will know just what to do. Are you gay, would like to get to know you! >> seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >> technician [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > time of year? They start great all summer long, when the weather changes, > they usually need 2 tries to start up. Its because the a.s behind the wheel is a 3 year old, and finds is difficult to turn the key! >>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>technician [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Its because the a.s behind the wheel is a 3 year old, and finds is difficult > to turn the key! WOW! That is really witty. (not) >>>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>>technician [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >> difficult to turn the key! > WOW! That is really witty. (not) Not as witty as reporting you to the FBI, where ever you are, they will see that they stop you from copying peoples emails, nice that they have even started a dialogue with me asking me more about you......3 year old! Barspeed Beta Version 3.0 wrote:> > Not as witty as reporting you to the FBI, where ever you are, they will see > that they stop you from copying peoples emails, nice that they have even > started a dialogue with me asking me more about you......3 year old! You sure have a big mouth, for such a little man. And talk about stupid...I didn't copy ANYONE'S email address, just there newsgroup alias. So go f.ck yourself, as no one else will. FBI my a.s....what a child you are. > Barspeed Beta Version 3.0 wrote:> >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > So go f.ck yourself, as no one else will. FBI my a.s....what a child you > are. I thought you were the three year old? Nice that you admitted it, forwarded that on to Howard Topkinson based at the Washington HQ, Internet Fraud is his specialty, copying newsgroup alias's is tantermount to identity theft which in the US is a federal crime against the individual and punishable with a prison term of upto 15 years dependant on severity. As no one would be stupid to copy your newsgroup alias, all of your postings, sourced by accessing your posting habits using Google Groups, have all been used to create a dosier, including times and dates, provocation, threats, use of foul language, contravening Usenet guidelines, and all together a public nuisance, i only hope, myself and the people that have helped me to prepare the dosier will all get an expenses paid trip to the USA to give evidence in court so we can watch your sorry "a.s" get sent down for a couple of years, I dont think your local state prison yet allows internet access..... >>Barspeed Beta Version 3.0 wrote:> >> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > court so we can watch your sorry "a.s" get sent down for a couple of years, > I dont think your local state prison yet allows internet access..... Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! >>>Barspeed Beta Version 3.0 wrote:> >>> [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] >> local state prison yet allows internet access..... > Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! Is that like a life saver, only MADMAX uses it as a sex doll? >>Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! > > Is that like a life saver, only MADMAX uses it as a sex doll? No, it means that you are not a very masculine man. Actually it means that you are a girlie man, bitch. Now go run back to your mommy. >>>Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! >> >> Is that like a life saver, only MADMAX uses it as a sex doll? > No, it means that you are not a very masculine man. Actually it means that > you are a girlie man, bitch. Now go run back to your mommy. Very articulate, you must have gone to a special school for intelligent retards, one that can beat the keyboard with a drum stick attached to your head! I bet you'd love me as your bitch would'nt you, you hunky stud you >>>>Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! >>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > head! > I bet you'd love me as your bitch would'nt you, you hunky stud you It looks like I already have YOU as my bitch. >>>>Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! >>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > head! > I bet you'd love me as your bitch would'nt you, you hunky stud you It looks like I already have a bitch, so no thankyou, my weiner is up a gay man's a.s already. >>>>>Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! >>>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > It looks like I already have a bitch, so no thankyou, my weiner is up a gay > man's a.s already. What a turn around...first you say that you are in contact with the FBI for my theft of internet ID, and then you do the same thing. What a joke you are.....you also talk like a child (wiener). As far as YOU and your gay buddy, or butty, I wish you two the best, barspeedo. >>>>>Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! >>>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > It looks like I already have a bitch, so no thankyou, my weiner is up a > gay man's a.s already. What a turn around...first I say that I am in contact with the FBI for theft of internet ID, and then I do the same thing. What a joke I am.....I also talk like a child (wiener). As far as I and my gay buddy, or butty, I wish myself the best, Love MadamMax. >>>>>>Guess again idiot. Get a life bitch! >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > I am.....I also talk like a child (wiener). As far as I and my > gay buddy, or butty, I wish myself the best, Love MadamMax. Lacking the originality here also, barstool. Can't you come up with anything new? At least I have you running around like my peronal bitch. Thank you for the kind offer, and please in advance accept the apologies of the dedicated memebers of this new group for our very offensize resdient Troll. His comments and verbal diorea in know whay reflect the real people who visit this news group. Many of us have on a blocked senders list, but he seems to be able to circumvent this by using dummy log ons, many of them using very similar names to some of the regular posters. You will find however that the main focus of many of the reg's n this NG that we are owners/drivers/racers and general all round fan's of the original Issogonis designed Mini. There is as someone has already pointed out a specific news group for owners of the BMW MINI, and Im sure you offer will find much broader acceptance there Tim New Zealand > seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini technician > (new BMW minis) in NY and i just wanted to let people know that i can [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > figured i should give a little back by answering some other peoples > questions. > Thank you for the kind offer, and please in advance accept the apologies of > the dedicated memebers of this new group for our very offensize resdient [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >>figured i should give a little back by answering some other peoples >>questions. Thanks for the help and welcome to the NEW mini news group. > Thank you for the kind offer, and please in advance accept the apologies > of the dedicated memebers of this new group for our very offensize [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Tim > New Zealand Well said, Tim. Unfortunately some people find it impossible not respond to the baiting of the childish troll but, really, if there was no response he/she/it would probably go away. As to the MINI vs Mini thing, Jeremy whatsits from Top Gear said it when he said that the BINI was an excellent car, but it will never be a legend. Graham L Do you mean this:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqCeoKTHFtM Taffy > Do you mean this:- > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqCeoKTHFtM > > Taffy That's the one! >> Do you mean this:- >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > That's the one! I also think the old mini is a legend! Only in my own retarded mind would the bini achieve such a historic landmark. Also, Tim I always like to bite the end of my own cock ....what a simpleton I am. >> Do you mean this:- >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > That's the one! If I was a car, I would go belly up like AMC? > Do you mean this:- > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqCeoKTHFtM > > Taffy If it was such a great car, why did it go belly up? >>Thank you for the kind offer, and please in advance accept the apologies >>of the dedicated memebers of this new group for our very offensize [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Graham L And you think the old mini is a legend? Only in your own mind. Also, Tim always like to bite on the bate....what a simpleton. > seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini technician > (new BMW minis) in NY and i just wanted to let people know that i can [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > figured i should give a little back by answering some other peoples > questions. Thanks for the help and you are welcome to stick your piston up my ring any time! kisses xx >>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini technician >>(new BMW minis) in NY and i just wanted to let people know that i can [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Thanks for the help and you are welcome to stick your piston up my ring any > time! kisses xx This is great....I don't even need to post anymore. You guys are doing all the trolling for me. >>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>technician [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > This is great....I don't even need to post anymore. You guys are doing all > the trolling for me. No, we are trolling you, paedophile! >>>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>>technician [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > No, we are trolling you, paedophile! Like I said....I couldn't ask for more, my camel f.cking friend. >>>>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>>>technician [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] >> No, we are trolling you, paedophile! > Like I said....I couldn't ask for more, my camel f.cking friend. Please will someone please be my friend? I love camel's, even when they have the hump... >>>>>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>>>>technician [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > Please will someone please be my friend? I love camel's, even when they have > the hump... Two humps are even better. >>>>>>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>>>>>technician [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >> have the hump... > Two humps are even better. I hump camel's >>>>>>>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>>>>>>technician [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > I hump camel's Double the humps, double the humping. >>>>>>>>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>>>>>>>technician [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >> I hump camel's > Double the humps, double the humping. Just to make it clear to people that may not understand, I like milking Camel's, I suck them dry, stand underneath and play with them, i use a step and also take them from behind, i get off when they kick me in the nuts and project me 25ft in the air, its the only way I can make lurv... >>>>>>>>>>seems like all you guys here drive older Bmc Minis? i am a Mini >>>>>>>>>>technician [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > and also take them from behind, i get off when they kick me in the nuts and > project me 25ft in the air, its the only way I can make lurv... I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle....He haw. Kick it bitch. Camels got the biggest nuts in the world. Once you set your teeth into a pair of them, you'll never go back. Rocky mountain oysters my a.s. |
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