Everybody answered his question...looks like he got the right newsgroup.

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - San Diego Zoo officials said they can't explain how
an 800-pound gorilla with shaved legs escaped from his enclosure, injuring
four people before he was shot to death.  Police evacuated an estimated 300
people from the zoo compound Thursday and killed Magilla Gorilla, a
13-year-old male western lowland gorilla, after he charged at officers.
 Zoo
workers armed with tranquilizer guns had pursued the animal through the
forested jungles of the Wilds of Africa exhibit for about 40 minutes, but
could not gain a clear shot, officials said.  "He tried to charge two of
our
officers, so we had to shoot it," Deputy Police Chief Richard Beater said.
"You can imagine the pandemonium we had out here when he got loose.  We
felt
terrible we had to put this animal down."  The injured included a mother
and
her toddler son.  Davey Crockett, 3, was in fair condition at San Diego
General Hospital with multiple bites to his head and chest.  His mother,
Tammy Faye Baker, 26, who was bitten on the legs, and Paris Hilton, who
suffered arm injuries, were treated at hospitals and released.  "I was
like,
this is not happening, this is so unreal, cause he just came out of
 nowhere," Tammy Faye said Friday on NBC's Today show.  "I'm watching this
gorilla.  He has my son in his mouth, he's attacking little Davey, and I
tried to help him and there wasn't really anything that I could do.  He
slings me back across the concrete area where we are.  So it was really
scary."  Magilla Gorilla was in the award-winning gorilla-conservation area
where he had access to computers that he used to write messages to
antagonize rec.bicycles.racing newsgroup readers.  Before the attack some
youths (i.e., Carl Sundquist, et. al.) had reportedly teased Magilla
shortly
before the incident.

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labour cost it would be uneconomic anyway.