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Fitzy - 28 Jan 2007 19:47 GMT
What did you think of BMCs Bingley ??
I thought it was a poor show this year in comparison to previous years,, a
very poor turn out of show cars where on display, and what looked like only
half the traders where there, and a small handful of the usual club stands
turned out,
Fitzy
Martin - 28 Jan 2007 21:46 GMT
Fitzy, My first Bingley hall, so did not know what to expect. It was cold
and windy and a 2 hr drive to get there. Signage for the 2 queues to get in
was poor. One for pay at the door and one for pre booked tickets.
Luckily the traders I saw at Malvern were there so managed to order my seat
covers for the son's Advantage that will soon be coming out of the
restoration.

I was a bit disappointed though as well as you

Martin
> What did you think of BMCs Bingley ??
> I thought it was a poor show this year in comparison to previous years,, a
> very poor turn out of show cars where on display, and what looked like
> only half the traders where there, and a small handful of the usual club
> stands turned out,
> Fitzy
Fitzy - 29 Jan 2007 08:45 GMT
Hi Martin,
yes I totally agree, the queuing system was a absolute sham,
pre booked tickets are supposed to fast track you straight in to the
building,,, but not in this case, as you quite rightly said, the signage for
pay on the door and pre book was none existent,
hope you got what you needed for the re build,
Maybe put a link to some pic,s
Fitzy

> Fitzy, My first Bingley hall, so did not know what to expect. It was cold
> and windy and a 2 hr drive to get there. Signage for the 2 queues to get
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>> stands turned out,
>> Fitzy
Getnhard - 29 Jan 2007 15:15 GMT
I once got my cock stuck in a bunghole. Had to use WD40 to remove it.
Uncle Zed - 02 Feb 2007 03:27 GMT
> I once got my cock stuck in a bunghole. Had to use WD40 to remove it.

That will teach you to stop putting poly-grip on yur joint.
an old fiend - 03 Feb 2007 18:01 GMT
>I once got my cock stuck in a bunghole. Had to use WD40 to remove it.

hav yous read my knew punce blog?

http://www.ipunce.blogspot.com/

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Uncle Zed - 06 Feb 2007 19:59 GMT
>>I once got my cock stuck in a bunghole. Had to use WD40 to remove it.
>
> hav yous read my knew punce blog?
>
> http://www.ipunce.blogspot.com/ 

No....do you use WD40 in it?
Pedro - 02 Feb 2007 19:03 GMT
Hi Fitzy.

I didn't go this year but I hear from others that it was poor compared
with previous years.

Was it still £10 to get in? It always seems a bit steep to me for
punters to pay that sort of money... I have never tried to run a Mini
Show so I don't know how the cash flows but it must put some folks off
(2 people = £20 - could be a lot more with petrol and meals etc.

I'd be interested to see the accounts for such a show...?

Best wishes

Peter
Uncle Zed - 03 Feb 2007 02:52 GMT
My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
coming out. What do I do?
SameAsB4 - 03 Feb 2007 03:12 GMT
> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
> coming out. What do I do?

Quick, get MaxWhore to give you a rimj0b. This nasty c*nt will do
anything.  Oh... one thing.. You must have a dime. The b1tch insists on
getting paid.
Uncle Zed - 03 Feb 2007 05:07 GMT
>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>> coming out. What do I do?
>
> Quick, get MaxWhore to give you a rimj0b. This nasty c*nt will do
> anything.  Oh... one thing.. You must have a dime. The b1tch insists on
> getting paid.

How about a nice shiny penny. A rim job sounds delicious. Maybe she
could chew on the fur also. My grommet is puckering.
SameAsB4 - 03 Feb 2007 05:45 GMT
>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> How about a nice shiny penny. A rim job sounds delicious. Maybe she
> could chew on the fur also. My grommet is puckering.

Make sure you take a $hit in her mouth when she's rimming you. Also
don't tell her you're only gonna give her a penny until after you've
gotten what you want out of MaxWhore.

When she's done, b1tchslap her then toss a penny at her and run. Run
really fast. MaxWhore will be p1ssed about being shortchanged. Since she
has no formal education when won't know how much she's been shortchanged
only that she's been short changed.

Make sure you get out of flinging distance of her. MaxWhore loves
flinging her Toxic vagina1 discharge at passerbys.

Did you at least get her to douche stanky nether region? Or did the
bottle of Summer's Eve melt when you tried to insert it.
SameAsEver - 03 Feb 2007 07:34 GMT
>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> Did you at least get her to douche stanky nether region? Or did the bottle
> of Summer's Eve melt when you tried to insert it.

Is it possible imaginations often come from forgotten experiences?
SameAsB4 - 03 Feb 2007 09:32 GMT
>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
> Is it possible imaginations often come from forgotten experiences?

What, did you repress the memories of what your daddy and his NAMBLA
buddies did to you? Why didn't you cry for help? Don't worry you're big
enough to fight back now, right?
JanBen - 03 Feb 2007 12:31 GMT
>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
> buddies did to you? Why didn't you cry for help? Don't worry you're big
> enough to fight back now, right?

All your un-fancy words and un-creative writing can't hide the fact that the
post you just made was was a complete and utter load of sh.t.

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SameAsB4 - 03 Feb 2007 13:50 GMT
>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
> All your un-fancy words and un-creative writing can't hide the fact that the
> post you just made was was a complete and utter load of sh.t.

Did you drop out of High School? bet you couldn't even get a GED or
whatever Belgium hands out to people too stoopid to finish primary school.
JanBen - 03 Feb 2007 14:13 GMT
>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 32 lines]
> Did you drop out of High School? bet you couldn't even get a GED or
> whatever Belgium hands out to people too stoopid to finish primary school.

What are you anyway? The mistress of completely useless material? I don't
know whether to laugh or pity you. Next you're going to insult my dick. Go
back f.cking the minor leagues or something.

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Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 14:26 GMT
>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
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> know whether to laugh or pity you. Next you're going to insult my dick. Go
> back f.cking the minor leagues or something.

You are one of the stoopidest b1tches that I've ever had the misfortune
of encountering.How many times were you dropped as child? as a teenage?
as an adult? I bet many many times.

You're incredible lame. Do your posts always suck raw eggs? Finish
primary school your stoopid b1tch.
JanBen Hëlmüt - 03 Feb 2007 14:37 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 41 lines]
> You're incredible lame. Do your posts always suck raw eggs? Finish
> primary school your stoopid b1tch.

f.ck off little boi and come back when your testicles have descended. You're
an annoying, spamming little c.nt, who's probably been disappointing his
parents for years. I'm going to tear your low IQ a.s to pieces. It's obvious
the doctor dropped you on your small-capacity head you sh.t-eating bottom
feeder.

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Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 14:44 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 47 lines]
> the doctor dropped you on your small-capacity head you sh.t-eating bottom
> feeder.

Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your
pu$sy has been properly douched and trimmed. You f*cking hairy yeast
beast. No onelikes you. You're a c*nt. You are probably gagging on your
daddy c0ck at this very moment. You pathetic piece of $hit. Why don't
you dunk your head in the toilet and flush it, you feces ingesting
freak.  And when your finish go find a horse and suck its c0ck raw.

Your mother should be hanged in the public square for not properly
aborting you when the stoopid b1tch had a chance. I bet both your
parents are slowing feeding your rat poison in the hopes that on f*cking
day your worthless pathetic as$ will just drop dead.

And when you do they'll stick you in the near sewer and remove all
traces of your existence.

They don't even bother trying to measure you IQ it's negative because
you're a profoundly retarded pathetic c*nt.

Now drag your humiliated as$ off somewhere and curl up into a ball and
just f*cking die, b1tch.
JanBen Hëlmüt - 03 Feb 2007 15:39 GMT
> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy has

> been properly douched and trimmed. You f*cking hairy yeast beast. No onelikes

> you. You're a c*nt. You are probably gagging on your daddy c0ck at this very
> moment. You pathetic piece of $hit. Why don't you dunk your head in the
> toilet and flush it, you feces ingesting freak.  And when your finish go find

> a horse and suck its c0ck raw.
>
> Your mother should be hanged in the public square for not properly aborting
> you when the stoopid b1tch had a chance. I bet both your parents are slowing
> feeding your rat poison in the hopes that on f*cking day your worthless
> pathetic as$ will just drop dead.

Well little dick, when you can please women like I can, then you can spout
your gayness! you're obviously not equipped to handle even the lowest flame
contenders when one can clearly see how you started off your weak round of
Daddy & Mother lames with the flaming equivalent of a drooling spaz!
Kiddo! How unique can you get?

your IQ appears to have hemorrhaged and is currently leaking out of your
snot-ridden beak.
Make it easy on yourself, little gimp - stick to scratching and pulling the
hair of the n00b 'tards in the groups where it's safe, instead of staying
into my field of vision just begging for yet another sucker punch...bitch.

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Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 15:49 GMT
>> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy has
>
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> hair of the n00b 'tards in the groups where it's safe, instead of staying
> into my field of vision just begging for yet another sucker punch...bitch.

Your little cocktail wiener makes women laugh. that's why I told you to
douche your pus$y b1tch. Your d1ck is so small it's actually considered
a clitoris. Therefore you have a pus$y.

So if your take about pleasing women (which I'm certain you've never
done) that make you a lesbian dyke. When you put your extremely small
and thin clitoris into a woman does she keep asking if you're in
already. That must be very embarrassing for you, c*nty tard. You're so
small women can't feel ya.

Did you enjoi the serving of rat poison that you fagg0t dad and your
filthy whore mom gave you today. I'm stunned the town hasn't revolted
against your family. For them to bring such a stoopid totally devoid of
value piece of $hit like you into the world is nothing more than
*criminal*. Some brave belgian should take an assault rifle and gun down
your entire family with you being killed first.

So how many times were you dropped on your head? Or was it more like
being slammed on your head? You are profoundly retarded, that much is
obvious to anyone. I don't feel sorry for tarded b1tches like you so
I'll feel no obligation to go easy on you.

So if you're stoopid enough to keep responding, I'll have to keep on
ramming my massive c0ck down your toothless mouth, b1tch! And now amount
of begging will make it stop c*nt.

Your turn, _b1tch_
JanBen Hëlmüt - 03 Feb 2007 16:26 GMT
>>> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy
>>> has
[quoted text clipped - 56 lines]
>
> Your turn, _b1tch_

Listen Boy Blunder, it's time we got a few things straight once and for all..

You're a minor...a pre-pubescent, under 18, wet-dreaming, perpetually
monkey-spanking talentless, immature 'T A R D  who rates even lower in these
groups than a amoeba!

You're not old enough to work, f.ck, drink, vote, rent pr0n, drive a car,
travel alone, make major purchases or have a lock on your own bedroom door...
You're not old enough to drivel..... use words like sh.t, bitch, pussy and
c.nt! That's why you use $,1,0 and more to hide them....

You are an absolute nul in the grande scheme of things around here...Your
sub-par intellect, your lack of worldly wisdom and your innocent, wide-eyed
virginity shines as bright as the sun with a radioactive glow in every post
you make here...

Once again, little man, you have failed to come up with anything intelligent
to say. My suggestion to you is that you go ask for some help..cuz you need
it.

Give me your home phone number, puppy...I think it best that I call your
Mommy & Daddy and inform them about a product known as "Net Nanny"...

And now silence, you brain-damaged trollop.

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Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 22:26 GMT
>>>> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy
>>>> has
[quoted text clipped - 58 lines]
> monkey-spanking talentless, immature 'T A R D  who rates even lower in these
> groups than a amoeba!

You're a retard from belgium that enjoys sucking c0ck. You're an
inferior rodent that is not worthy enough to suckle at my tip. You are
relegated to getting throat and as$ raped by my doggy. When I walk in
the street and step in some goo. I think this goo has infinitely more
value than JanBen.

I doubt that God even created you. My theory is that you crawl out of
Satan's as$ and madeit all the way out of hel1. Upon leaving hel1 you
surrendered 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of
your intellectual capacity. You also surrendered being heteorsexual.
Unnatural urge came over you and hence your cravings for animal c0ck,
animal pu$sy and animal as$

That is thr origin of jenb1tch.
> You're not old enough to work, f.ck, drink, vote, rent pr0n, drive a car,
> travel alone, make major purchases or have a lock on your own bedroom door...
> You're not old enough to drivel..... use words like sh.t, bitch, pussy and
> c.nt! That's why you use $,1,0 and more to hide them....

Was that supposed to be a flame? Did a corpse provide you with your
material. I see when you escaped hel1 you surrendered all of your
flaming ability.
> You are an absolute nul in the grande scheme of things around here...Your
> sub-par intellect, your lack of worldly wisdom and your innocent, wide-eyed
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> And now silence, you brain-damaged trollop.

Hey c*nt, doggy's bal1s are dry. get over here and finish the job off
you lazy good for nothing bottomfeeding piece of $hit. You can't even
suck a d1ck properly. I'm gonna have to have your practice on my other
doggy that's about to die.

Your mom is the biggest slut in belgium. She dumps her smelly pus$y
discharge on belgian waffles and they she expects you to eat them.
That b1tch is dirty, disgusting.... a typical belgian.

So when you are not sucking c0cks (human and/or animals). Are you out
there in belgium spreading your as$cheeks for strudel and schnapps. Is
it true that you father showed you how to perform a blowj0b. Using his
little cocktail wiener as a practice d1ck for you
Was sucking my c0ck your first sexual experience?

I want you to get back to sucking off my pet doggy. Make sure his bal1s
are sopping wet when you're done. I see why your parents are feeding
your rat poison. They are trying to undo their terrible mistake. I bet
you mother knows how to use a coat hanger on her tw@t now.

We you born this stoopid or did your very limited intelligence just
start decaying as you got older. it seems like you're way way way past
your half life and almost down to nil intelligence.

You enjoy being verbally abused. I can see that. You enjoy being
c0ckslapped and kicked in your clitoris (oops you call it a d1ck). I
know that you're profoundly retard, but I do not feel bad about beating
the $hitout of you. How does it feel to be my b1tch!. *Respond again if
you want the as$whupping to continue, tard!*
Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 18:26 GMT
> >> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy
> >> has
[quoted text clipped - 54 lines]
> ramming my massive c0ck down your toothless mouth, b1tch! And now amount
> of begging will make it stop c*nt.

JanBen, he'll do it, too!!

Prepare to suck his cock - get out the tweezers and pepper shaker!!

But please be careful . . .  last time someone tried to find his dick,
they pulled pubes instead.

ACHOO!

> Your turn, _b1tch_

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Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 18:42 GMT
>>>> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy
>>>> has
[quoted text clipped - 52 lines]
>
> JanBen, he'll do it, too!!

Are you jealous that I *own* janB1tch? Hey his pus$y is nearly as filthy
as yours. He keeps insisting that he has a d1ck but it's visually
obvious that he has an overgrown clitoris.
> Prepare to suck his cock - get out the tweezers and pepper shaker!!
>
> But please be careful . . .  last time someone tried to find his dick,
> they pulled pubes instead.
>
> ACHOO!

Prepare to douche.. We have some industrial strength Summer's Eve
waiting for you to christen your toxic stank nasty pus$y with.

FEAR NOT THE DOUCHE!!!

Just douche it!!!
>> Your turn, _b1tch_
Max Grrl - 04 Feb 2007 05:02 GMT
> >>>> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy
> >>>> has
[quoted text clipped - 61 lines]
> as yours. He keeps insisting that he has a d1ck but it's visually
> obvious that he has an overgrown clitoris.

*stares agog at Porchy*

Your issues are utterly, completely *amazing* - tell me, how do you
function in RL????

Are you one of those quiet fellows who seethes and foams inside, all
the whilst hating your boss and fantasizing about killing him? All
while you take the abuse they give you, being sure to say "Yes, sir!"
when they tell/show you how worthless you are??

Or are you one of those guys that just mumbles to himself on the
street, having imaginary arguments with your imaginary collective
enemies, every once in while clenching your fists or making gestures
with imaginary assault weapons??

o_O

One more question: when Verizon pulls your account, are you going to go
shoot up their local office?? Are you going to "take a few bastards
with you" as you commit suicide by cop?? Are you gong to have one last
hurrah, holding children hostage, hoping so desperately to be on TV so
you can "show them all?"

Porchy, you are a made-for-tv movie waiting to happen. : /

> > Prepare to suck his cock - get out the tweezers and pepper shaker!!
> >
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> Just douche it!!!
> >> Your turn, _b1tch_

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Max Grrl - 04 Feb 2007 05:37 GMT
>>>>>> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy
>>>>>> has
[quoted text clipped - 62 lines]
>
> *stares agog at Porchy*

Is the pus$ystank affect u again. Why don't you just douche yur stank furry
> Your issues are utterly, completely *amazing* - tell me, how do you
> function in RL????

How do you function with a toxic pus$y? Don't the fast food patron
complain about and <*dina*>

> Are you one of those quiet fellows who seethes and foams inside, all
> the whilst hating your boss and fantasizing about killing him? All
> while you take the abuse they give you, being sure to say "Yes, sir!"
> when they tell/show you how worthless you are??

Nah. I just know that you are a skank.

I'm not trying to be insulting but everything about you, your essence
screams cheap whore that you don't even rent a motel room for. Strictly
an alley f*ck. Guys don't take u out for lobster or lamb or braised duck
do they? isn;t more like mcnugget, child size coke and a small fry.

I think Marcus had you pegged correctly as a sloppy whore.
> Or are you one of those guys that just mumbles to himself on the
> street, having imaginary arguments with your imaginary collective
> enemies, every once in while clenching your fists or making gestures
> with imaginary assault weapons??

Has any guy ever spent more than 10 bucks on you that wasn't your
father? Has any guy ever held a door open foryou? Has any guy ever paid
you a compliment? Was he sober?

What makes you covet any genitalia? And finally what is the root cause
of your douche defiance.
> o_O
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> hurrah, holding children hostage, hoping so desperately to be on TV so
> you can "show them all?"

When Knology pulls you account are you gonna queefe outside the building
and destroy it? Will you go from filthy dumpster whore to domestic
terrorist. Does you Knology/UsenetServer account matter to you that much.

Will u unleash dina's full fury on the office headquartered in Atlanta.
> Porchy, you are a made-for-tv movie waiting to happen. : /

MaxWhore you are a super bowl commerical for Summer's Eve needing to happen.
>>> Prepare to suck his cock - get out the tweezers and pepper shaker!!
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>> Just douche it!!!
>>>> Your turn, _b1tch_
Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 18:24 GMT
> > Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy
> > has
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
> your IQ appears to have hemorrhaged and is currently leaking out of your
> snot-ridden beak.

Frankly, at the risk of being disrespectful to your estimate, I would
have guessed about 2 feet lower as being the leak-site.
> Make it easy on yourself, little gimp - stick to scratching and pulling the
> hair of the n00b 'tards in the groups where it's safe, instead of staying
> into my field of vision just begging for yet another sucker punch...bitch.

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Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 18:39 GMT
>>> Eat $hit and die your f*cking stoopid c*nt. And come back when your pu$sy
>>> has
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
> Frankly, at the risk of being disrespectful to your estimate, I would
> have guessed about 2 feet lower as being the leak-site.
Wow tard conjecture. Don't hurt yourselves hashing out your tard
hypothesis. You are aware that your combined IQ is -124 (the dumb as a
rock category)

Just douche it, b1tch
>> Make it easy on yourself, little gimp - stick to scratching and pulling the
>> hair of the n00b 'tards in the groups where it's safe, instead of staying
>> into my field of vision just begging for yet another sucker punch...bitch.
Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 18:23 GMT
> >>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
> >>>>>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 48 lines]
> the doctor dropped you on your small-capacity head you sh.t-eating bottom
> feeder.

LOLOLOLOL!!

Now you've done it . . .  prepare to be l337 l4m3d!!!

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Max Grrl - 03 Feb 2007 18:37 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>>>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 52 lines]
>
> Now you've done it . . .  prepare to be l337 l4m3d!!!

More forced laughter. Just hoping that finally someone might be able to
help you effectively compete. Too bad for you that it's only JanB1tch
who was enslaved by me earlier todat.

Too bad so sad.. try again b1tch.

Just douche it.
Max Grrl - 04 Feb 2007 03:49 GMT
> >>>>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green
> fluid
[quoted text clipped - 72 lines]
>
> Just douche it.

PussyMonkey, no one has to *force* a laugh at *your* expense. : )

Now, shouldn't you be busy sucking Snarky's cock??  If you keep him
waiting much longer, he might take a sh.t in your purse out of spite. :
)

At the very least, you won't be getting a shiny new penny. : )

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Max Grrl - 04 Feb 2007 04:45 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green
>> fluid
[quoted text clipped - 79 lines]
>
> At the very least, you won't be getting a shiny new penny. : )

can't you smell your pus$y stank. or do you have some olfactory
condition. For goodness sake you have a mushroom cloud over your dirty
dina, c*nt
Max Grrl - 04 Feb 2007 04:45 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green
>> fluid
[quoted text clipped - 73 lines]
>
> PussyMonkey, no one has to *force* a laugh at *your* expense. : )

I need a gas mask to get within a mile of your nasty c*nty pus$y stank.
Did daddy toilet dunk ya while giving you some booty action. Did you get
a facial out of it.

Who needs a spa whenyou get all the facials that you want, eh c8nt. Do
you like horse jizz better than your daddy's.

So i hear you like getting kicked in your box. Is this true?
> Now, shouldn't you be busy sucking Snarky's cock??  If you keep him
> waiting much longer, he might take a sh.t in your purse out of spite. :
> )
>
> At the very least, you won't be getting a shiny new penny. : )

What is your favorite dollar menu item?
JanBen Hëlmüt - 04 Feb 2007 14:58 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green
>>> fluid
[quoted text clipped - 93 lines]
>>
> What is your favorite dollar menu item?

Well you have whored my attention...
Post up, road-kill. I am such a gutless "pus$y" that I have given you a free
pass in yesterday...its the only way you could have survived to make day 2,
cock Lunch.

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I feel it flowing through my veins, a poison fighting to gain possession of
my body ... I feel numb, my mind is fuzzy and my vision blurred ... I hate
what is happening but I cannot help but be excited at the thought of this
transformation ... The Troll of depravity is coming Š help me Š

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SameAsB4 - 04 Feb 2007 16:25 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green
>>>> fluid
[quoted text clipped - 96 lines]
> pass in yesterday...its the only way you could have survived to make day 2,
> cock Lunch.

Are your running away because my doggy won't let you suck its c0ck
anymore b1tch?

Are you trying to slink away b1tch. I will have yu gagging on c0ck and
cover both of your nostrils. Your b1tch as$ will be begging for air and
will only get to breathe MaxWhore's toxic queefes.

I will destroy you and you will never recover. I don't give tards like
you a break. You will be driven to suicide, animal c0ck slurper.
Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 Feb 2007 11:07 GMT
>I will destroy you and you will never recover.

Oh yeah?  How's that workin out for ya?

--

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mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the f.ck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
metro-golden-meower - 03 Feb 2007 19:52 GMT
>What are you anyway? The mistress of completely useless material? I don't
>know whether to laugh or pity you. Next you're going to insult my dick. Go
>back f.cking the minor leagues or something.

brawl hall now has to recruit spankards. now that's just plain sad.

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SameAsB4 - 07 Feb 2007 07:38 GMT
>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>>
> What, did you repress the memories of what your daddy and his NAMBLA

You are like George Bush - whatever is false, you'll just recite a lie until
you believe it.

> buddies did to you? Why didn't you cry for help? Don't worry you're big
> enough to fight back now, right?
Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 Feb 2007 10:25 GMT
>Make s<COCK SLAP>

Lick my cock good, Porchy.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the f.ck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
xx - 06 Feb 2007 17:51 GMT
> >Make s<COCK SLAP>
>
[quoted text clipped - 75 lines]
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )

OBVOUSLY THE RAVINGS OF A LUNATIC
Madmax - 06 Feb 2007 19:53 GMT
>>>Make s<COCK SLAP>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 77 lines]
>
> OBVOUSLY THE RAVINGS OF A LUNATIC

And you reply, with a cross post....what a twat.
SameAsB4 - 06 Feb 2007 21:53 GMT
>>>> Make s<COCK SLAP>
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>>
> And you reply, with a cross post....what a twat.

He's a diaperboi
Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 Feb 2007 22:41 GMT
>I'm a diaperboi

You certainly are.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the f.ck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Henry Schmidt - 07 Feb 2007 04:59 GMT
>> You're a diaperboi
>
> I certainly am.

Yep diaperboi you certainly are... Mattard the diaperboi

>  --
>
[quoted text clipped - 71 lines]
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
§ñühw¤£f - 07 Feb 2007 16:27 GMT
Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
steaming pile of<lv0is2he8d2cr00pv2f2v6vbrjuibe6tf4@4ax.com>:

>>I'm a diaperboi
>
>You certainly are.

Interesting how I keep finding you in threads with anal-related
subjects.

Hmmmm...what would Freud say?
:(
Uncle Zed - 07 Feb 2007 16:38 GMT
> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
> steaming pile of<lv0is2he8d2cr00pv2f2v6vbrjuibe6tf4@4ax.com>:
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Hmmmm...what would Freud say?
> :(

I smell sh.t?
§ñühw¤£f - 08 Feb 2007 15:58 GMT
Uncle Zed <invalid@mailinator.com> pinched out a steaming pile
of<uinyh.52773$QU1.41967@newssvr22.news.prodigy.net>:

>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>> steaming pile of<lv0is2he8d2cr00pv2f2v6vbrjuibe6tf4@4ax.com>:
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>I smell sh.t?

That would be his *first* observation...
SameAsB4 - 06 Feb 2007 22:18 GMT
>>>> Make s<COCK SLAP>
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>>
> And you reply, with a cross post....what a twat.

He's a diaperboi
Onideus Mad Hatter - 06 Feb 2007 22:46 GMT
>He<COCK SLAP>

Uh oh, lil Porchy is confused again and replying to the same post with
multiple replies...tsch, tsch, tsch...you know he wasn't doing that
before today...guess I may have whacked him a lil too hard in the head
just a few too many times.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the f.ck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty f.cking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Henry Schmidt - 07 Feb 2007 05:22 GMT
>> He<COCK SLAP>
>
> Uh o<C0ckslapped>
diaperboi has been c0ckslapped silly. I think I killed his last
braincell. You are pathetic. I get ahppy everytime you fail. Get back to
 c0cksucking Horace and Rory Moulton and my doggy, b1tch diaperboi

>  --
>
[quoted text clipped - 71 lines]
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken?  Really?  You're sure?  Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!"    `, )
Uncle Zed - 29 Jan 2007 03:46 GMT
> What did you think of my Bunghole ??
> I thought it was a poor show this year in comparison to previous years,, a
> very poor turn out of men where on display, and what looked like only
> half the faggots where there, and a small handful of the usual club homo's
> turned out, I couldn't even get a hard-on.
> Fitzy

I really thought the trans gender section was good.
Pedro - 02 Feb 2007 18:54 GMT
Hi Fitzy.

I didn't go this year but I hear from others that it was poor compared
with previous years.

Was it still £10 to get in? It always seems a bit steep to me for
punters to pay that sort of money... I have never tried to run a Mini
Show so I don't know how the cash flows but it must put some folks off
(2 people = £20 - could be a lot more with petrol and meals etc.

I'd be interested to see the accounts for such a show...?

Best wishes

Peter
Fitzy - 02 Feb 2007 22:18 GMT
Hi Pedro,
yes others I have spoken to also have complained the event was a money maker
for the BMC,
I am by no means complaining about the cost of the weekend, just the
disappointment of the event,
what we where expecting and what we got where completely different,
I have emailed the organisers and voiced my opinion,
Usually my wife and me, travel down in the mini on the B roads, stop for
lunch etc,etc,, the day before, stop over in one of the Premier lodges,
situated down the road from the showground, this is how we do most of these
shows,
I have just worked out its cost us £195 total,
that's hotel, fuel, food, drinks, tickets,etc etc
Some pic's on here if anyone is interested,
http://www.danparr.co.uk/nwminiclub/phpBB2/index.php
Fitzy

Hi Fitzy.

I didn't go this year but I hear from others that it was poor compared
with previous years.

Was it still £10 to get in? It always seems a bit steep to me for
punters to pay that sort of money... I have never tried to run a Mini
Show so I don't know how the cash flows but it must put some folks off
(2 people = £20 - could be a lot more with petrol and meals etc.

I'd be interested to see the accounts for such a show...?

Best wishes

Peter
xx - 02 Feb 2007 22:54 GMT
> Hi Pedro,
> yes others I have spoken to also have complained the event was a money maker
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
>
> Peter

Hi,
This is what happens when big business starts to horn in on the Mini shows.
They are only in it for pure profit. The shows organised by the Mini clubs
are always reasonably priced and much better organised, with features that
the Mini owners actually want to see.

keith
Fitzy - 02 Feb 2007 23:41 GMT
>> Hi Pedro,
>> yes others I have spoken to also have complained the event was a money
[quoted text clipped - 39 lines]
>
> keith

Spot on there Keith

Fitzy
Uncle Zed - 03 Feb 2007 02:54 GMT
> Spot on there Keith
>
> Fitzy

Spot on my a.s!!! It is burning like a forest fire. My bung hole is so
hot, it glows in the dark.
The Secretary of HomIntern - 03 Feb 2007 03:10 GMT
>> Spot on there Keith
>>
>> Fitzy
>>
> Spot on my a.s!!! It is burning like a forest fire. My bung hole is so
> hot, it glows in the dark.

Fitzy likes giving rimj0bs, isn't that right $hitzy!
Uncle Zed - 03 Feb 2007 05:10 GMT
>>> Spot on there Keith
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Fitzy likes giving rimj0bs, isn't that right $hitzy!

If Fitzy stopped doing rimjobs, she would be unemployed.
The Secretary of HomIntern - 03 Feb 2007 05:49 GMT
>>>> Spot on there Keith
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> If Fitzy stopped doing rimjobs, she would be unemployed.
There is nothing worse that an unemployed ho. What kind of ho cant get a
job sucking a d1ck or licking an as$? How smart do you need to be to get
spread *eagle* on the floor?  For a time maxWhore was
MaxUnemployedWhore. But then her daddy/pimp hooked her up with a gig
servicing a travelling circus.

She got her confidence back and now she's a *dollar menu* dumpster whore
for transients. Looks like MaxWhore's got her *groove* back.
DJ - 03 Feb 2007 11:30 GMT
Hi Guys I agree. I also find the BMC events to be very badly organised, 3
yrs ago the bingley hall event had the main parking acroos the road in
another field, they put up a manned tempory crossing but by 2:30pm they had
removed it. it was an absolute sham and again £10 quid each to get in as
oppose 10 quid per car!. I also had a run in with them at the Himley hall
event when they did the stay over and big screen italian job. took us over 2
hours to get out. the parking guides were emptying the top carparks only and
everyone by the enerance gate was stuffed untill i got on the radio and told
them. but only to receive aload of abusive screaming

I have arranged and run many classic car shows, vehicles and railway events
and its not that hard to do a good job but oh so very easy to do a bad one.
I think the point here is that the BMC are looking at it from making money
point of view. Not the mini spirit way! maybe they should join up with the
MINIFINITY Group who also have lost the way and alienate fellow mini owners
from other clubs!

Hi Fitzy.

I didn't go this year but I hear from others that it was poor compared
with previous years.

Was it still £10 to get in? It always seems a bit steep to me for
punters to pay that sort of money... I have never tried to run a Mini
Show so I don't know how the cash flows but it must put some folks off
(2 people = £20 - could be a lot more with petrol and meals etc.

I'd be interested to see the accounts for such a show...?

Best wishes

Peter
Fitzy - 03 Feb 2007 17:32 GMT
Well said DJ,
I also noticed that particular parking lay-out a few years ago,
This year the minis didn't have a separate parking field,
I think the organisers just wanted the cars in as fast as possible, this
method I assume would also cut down on staffing levels ,we were told to
follow the car in front and park next to it , regardless of what make it
was,
mini owners take pride in there cars and are always careful where they park,
so in a field full of minis you can bet your car wont be hit by another
door, No guarantees this time unfortunately, it was like parking at the
supermarket,

Fitzy

Fitzy

> Hi Guys I agree. I also find the BMC events to be very badly organised, 3
> yrs ago the bingley hall event had the main parking acroos the road in
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>
> Peter
Martin - 03 Feb 2007 18:09 GMT
Fitzy, We said, Malvern was much better with Mini only parking especially if
you got there within the first hour. It made it much more special

you would have thought an event organised by "The Mini owners" club would
have taken this into account!!

Martin

> Well said DJ,
> I also noticed that particular parking lay-out a few years ago,
[quoted text clipped - 45 lines]
>>
>> Peter
Uncle Zed - 04 Feb 2007 07:08 GMT
> Well said BJ,
> I also noticed that particular lay a few years ago,
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Fitzy

And Fitzy goes shopping all the time....bitch-boy.
Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers - 04 Feb 2007 12:27 GMT
I'll never know another Uncle Zed like Uncle Zed on Sun, 04 Feb 2007
07:08:16 +0000 in AUK, they're so drad:

>> Well said BJ,
>> I also noticed that particular lay a few years ago, This year the homos
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> And Fitzy goes shopping all the time....bitch-boy.

I think Fitzy (or Fitzy's frogger/forger) has some giant-sized issues
with sexuality.

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Pedro - 06 Feb 2007 21:28 GMT
I think one or two people have commented on other forums. Perhaps they
will improve things next year?

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