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captdan@aol.com - 22 Feb 2008 21:46 GMT
Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
skobru - 23 Feb 2008 00:48 GMT
> Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?

Psychosis perhaps?  ....... but he means well ;-)
Uncle Vic - 23 Feb 2008 01:32 GMT
> Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?

From my observation, they tend to go hand in hand.

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duke - 23 Feb 2008 14:18 GMT
>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?

We all have one.

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lowlifebrit@limyscum.com - 25 Feb 2008 17:03 GMT
>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>
> We all have one.

But you always have your head up yours.
duke - 26 Feb 2008 19:40 GMT
>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>> We all have one.
>But you always have your head up yours.

Why?  Because you don't understand?

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lowlifebrit@limyscum.com - 26 Feb 2008 20:49 GMT
>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Why?  Because you don't understand?

No....because your face looks like sh.t! Stupid born again dreamer.
duke - 27 Feb 2008 13:19 GMT
>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>>
>No....because your face looks like sh.t! Stupid born again dreamer.

You haven't seen my face.

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lowlifebrit@limyscum.com - 27 Feb 2008 16:38 GMT
>>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> You haven't seen my face.

Yes I have!
Mike Painter - 27 Feb 2008 18:55 GMT
>>>>>>> Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Yes I have!
On a piece of toast?

Since we have a lot of evidence as to where Earl lives, tell us the location
where you saw him and we will accept that.
Then we will ask you to visit his priest and invite him on line. Earl never
would do this.
duke - 27 Feb 2008 22:19 GMT
>> Yes I have!
>On a piece of toast?

>Since we have a lot of evidence as to where Earl lives, tell us the location
>where you saw him and we will accept that.
>Then we will ask you to visit his priest and invite him on line. Earl never
>would do this.

Haahaahaahaahaa.

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madMental - 28 Feb 2008 16:25 GMT
>>>>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> Then we will ask you to visit his priest and invite him on line. Earl never
> would do this.

I saw him at a local topless bar, worshiping a pole dancing girl, by
placing money all over her body. He was definitely down on his knees
praying to a nice pair if tits. The bar is so dark that he can't "see
the light" when he leaves.
duke - 28 Feb 2008 17:20 GMT

>> Since we have a lot of evidence as to where Earl lives, tell us the location
>> where you saw him and we will accept that.
>> Then we will ask you to visit his priest and invite him on line. Earl never
>> would do this.

>I saw him at a local topless bar, worshiping a pole dancing girl, by
>placing money all over her body. He was definitely down on his knees
>praying to a nice pair if tits. The bar is so dark that he can't "see
>the light" when he leaves.

But you could?

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madMental - 28 Feb 2008 20:52 GMT
>  
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> But you could?

I saw the light a long time ago. That's why I'm an atheist, and in
compete harmony with the universe. You on the other hand need to stay
out of the strip clubs and stop fantasizing about under aged girls.
duke - 28 Feb 2008 22:47 GMT
>>>I saw him at a local topless bar, worshiping a pole dancing girl, by
>>>placing money all over her body. He was definitely down on his knees
>>>praying to a nice pair if tits. The bar is so dark that he can't "see
>>>the light" when he leaves.

>> But you could?

>I saw the light a long time ago. That's why I'm an atheist, and in
>compete harmony with the universe. You on the other hand need to stay
>out of the strip clubs and stop fantasizing about under aged girls.

No, God will judge you just like he judges me.

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madMental - 29 Feb 2008 16:25 GMT
>>>>I saw him at a local topless bar, worshiping a pole dancing girl, by
>>>>placing money all over her body. He was definitely down on his knees
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> No, God will judge you just like he judges me.

You are living in a dream, pervert.
duke - 29 Feb 2008 17:31 GMT
>> No, God will judge you just like he judges me.
>You are living in a dream, pervert.

You and I will both stand before God to answer for that which we did while in
the flesh, believe in him or not.

Good luck on your judgment day.

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madMental - 29 Feb 2008 17:45 GMT
>>>No, God will judge you just like he judges me.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Good luck on your judgment day.

What a blow hole!
duke - 29 Feb 2008 20:00 GMT
>>>>No, God will judge you just like he judges me.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>> Good luck on your judgment day.
>What a blow hole!

That comes after judgment if you head downtown.

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duke - 27 Feb 2008 22:18 GMT
>>>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>> You haven't seen my face.
>Yes I have!

NOpe.

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Daedalus - 27 Feb 2008 20:52 GMT
>>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>You haven't seen my face.

Is it hidden beneath a burqua?

Jade

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duke - 27 Feb 2008 22:17 GMT
>>>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?

Nope.

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Daedalus - 28 Feb 2008 13:30 GMT
>>>>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
>Nope.

Hmmm. Do you keep it in a drawer?

Jade

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Uncle Zed - 28 Feb 2008 16:17 GMT
>>>>>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Jade

No.....up his poop hole. May the great lord of orgasm enlighten you today!
Daedalus - 28 Feb 2008 17:05 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>Why is it that someone who is so holy, can be such an a.s hole?
>>>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>>
>No.....up his poop hole.

That's pretty American of him.

>May the great lord of orgasm enlighten you today!

Thanks!

Jade
duke - 28 Feb 2008 17:21 GMT
>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?
>>Nope.
>Hmmm. Do you keep it in a drawer?

I'm looking right at my monitor.  You can't see me?   Haahaahaa.

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miguel - 28 Feb 2008 17:31 GMT
>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>Pope Paul VI
>*****

Duke, I have a question.

What is "American-American" supposed to signify?
Daedalus - 28 Feb 2008 19:34 GMT
>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
>What is "American-American" supposed to signify?

What an unAmerican question.

Jade
xx - 28 Feb 2008 20:55 GMT
>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>>duke, American-American
>>*****

>>*****
>
> Duke, I have a question.
>
> What is "American-American" supposed to signify?

In his case it's like being an "a.s hole-a.s hole".
duke - 28 Feb 2008 22:48 GMT
>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
>What is "American-American" supposed to signify?

What does a "Mexican-American" signify?

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captdan@aol.com - 29 Feb 2008 16:40 GMT
>>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>
> What does a "Mexican-American" signify?

I didn't know that Duke was a native American name. It sounds more
European than American Indian.
duke - 29 Feb 2008 17:32 GMT
>>>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>I didn't know that Duke was a native American name. It sounds more
>European than American Indian.

I'm not surprised.

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madMental - 29 Feb 2008 17:47 GMT
>>>>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
> I'm not surprised.

So what native American tribe are you associated with?
duke - 29 Feb 2008 20:01 GMT
>So what native American tribe are you associated with?

American.

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K. A. Cannon - 29 Feb 2008 20:32 GMT
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
<t3pgs3lrjelge5hbnqve2l2muunnfspt0a@4ax.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:01:23 -0600:

>>So what native American tribe are you associated with?
>
>American.

There is no such tribe.

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duke - 01 Mar 2008 13:34 GMT
>>>So what native American tribe are you associated with?
>>American.

>There is no such tribe.

Check again.

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Big Peter - 03 Mar 2008 16:25 GMT
>>>>So what native American tribe are you associated with?
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Check again.

Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
the original header....Duke is a fool!
duke - 03 Mar 2008 20:31 GMT
>>>>>So what native American tribe are you associated with?
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
>the original header....Duke is a fool!

I am an American-American.  

Haahaahaahaahaahaa.  Talk about 1 fool following another fool.

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xx - 04 Mar 2008 16:30 GMT
>>>>>>So what native American tribe are you associated with?
>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> *****
> "The Duke is the most perfect form of a fool."

You make no sense at all, when you know you are wrong. So, you never
make sense.......Haaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaa.
duke - 06 Mar 2008 00:03 GMT
>>>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
>>>the original header....Duke is a fool!

>> I am an American-American.  
>> Haahaahaahaahaahaa.  Talk about 1 fool following another fool.

>You make no sense at all, when you know you are wrong. So, you never
>make sense.......Haaaaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaa.

You're too easily challenged mentally.

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xx - 06 Mar 2008 16:19 GMT
>>>>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
>>>>the original header....Duke is a fool!
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> You're too easily challenged mentally.

You have NO mentality.
duke - 06 Mar 2008 22:02 GMT
>>>>>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
>>>>>the original header....Duke is a fool!
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>>
>You have NO mentality.

But I easily challenge you.

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xx - 06 Mar 2008 22:42 GMT
>>>>>>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
>>>>>>the original header....Duke is a fool!
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> But I easily challenge you.

If you think so,,,, I'm very happy for you.
Daedalus - 07 Mar 2008 15:40 GMT
>>>>>>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
>>>>>>the original header....Duke is a fool!
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>But I easily challenge you.

To what? A toilet clogging contest?

Jade
duke - 07 Mar 2008 20:22 GMT
>>But I easily challenge you.
>To what? A toilet clogging contest?

Are you GB in disguise?

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captdan@aol.com - 07 Mar 2008 20:40 GMT
>>>But I easily challenge you.
>>
>>To what? A toilet clogging contest?
>
> Are you GB in disguise?

You leave Jade alone or I will harm you with an anal probe! Besides, I
like Garth Brooks.
Lord Vetinari - 05 May 2008 21:57 GMT
>>>But I easily challenge you.
>>To what? A toilet clogging contest?
>
> Are you GB in disguise?

Great Britain?  Wow.....
Hatter - 07 Mar 2008 21:07 GMT
> >>>>>>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
> >>>>>>the original header....Duke is a fool!
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> To what? A toilet clogging contest?

Duke a Tool? I think you are mistaken. Tools are useful.

Hatter
duke - 09 Mar 2008 18:08 GMT
>> >>>>>>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
>> >>>>>>the original header....Duke is a fool!
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>>
>Duke a Tool? I think you are mistaken. Tools are useful.

But are mad hatters?

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captdan@aol.com - 10 Mar 2008 16:43 GMT
>>>>>>>>>Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads back to
>>>>>>>>>the original header....Duke is a fool!
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
> But are mad hatters?

Hell yes!
duke - 10 Mar 2008 16:48 GMT
>>>>>>>>>> Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads
>>>>>>>>>> back to
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>>
> Hell yes!

Wanna see my tool?
Lord Vetinari - 15 May 2008 14:54 GMT
>>>>>>>>>>> Just checked, and he is correct.....no such tribe. This leads
>>>>>>>>>>> back to
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
> Wanna see my tool?

No one wants to see that dildo you fished out of your a.shole.
Lord Vetinari - 05 May 2008 21:58 GMT
On Mar 7, 10:40 am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

> >>duke wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> To what? A toilet clogging contest?

Duke a Tool? I think you are mistaken. Tools are useful.

********

Very good point.  I had thought to call him a tool, too.  Glad I read this,
first.
Daedalus - 28 Feb 2008 19:34 GMT
>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?
>>>Nope.
>>Hmmm. Do you keep it in a drawer?
>
>I'm looking right at my monitor.  You can't see me?   Haahaahaa.

You are a very computer savvy hackr as you hace blocked your monitor's
two way function.

Seriously, D00d, where do you keep your face?

Jade

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duke - 28 Feb 2008 22:50 GMT
>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>Seriously, D00d, where do you keep your face?

So neither you nor lowlifebrit@limyscum.com can see it?

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lowlifebrit@limyscum.com - 29 Feb 2008 16:41 GMT
>>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> So neither you nor lowlifebrit@limyscum.com can see it?

I see it!!!!! I see it!!!!! You are one ugly mother f.cker!!!!
Daedalus - 29 Feb 2008 17:05 GMT
>>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>So neither you nor lowlifebrit@limyscum.com can see it?

No. Can you?

Jade
duke - 29 Feb 2008 17:33 GMT
>>>>>>>>You haven't seen my face.
>>>>>>>Is it hidden beneath a burqua?
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
>No. Can you?

Every time I look in the mirror.

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