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Car Forum / MINI / November 2003

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Fat People and Mini Coopers

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Okitekudasai - 19 Nov 2003 23:47 GMT
I saw a big fat cow of a man get into a mini cooper today.
Fat people should not drive these cars.

Damon
MiniCooper - 20 Nov 2003 07:08 GMT
>I saw a big fat cow of a man get into a mini cooper today.
>Fat people should not drive these cars.

Why not?  We fat people deserve our fun.  

I personnally think skinny people who don't have a sense of humor shouldn't
be allowed to drive Minis.  But I'm willing to let them do it if it makes
them feel better about themselves.

Or are you just being mean to cows?

Andrew Russell
Boink - 20 Nov 2003 07:23 GMT
Gosh, the sheer momentum!

"Okitekudasai" <
> I saw a big fat cow of a man get into a mini cooper today.
> Fat people should not drive these cars.
Canned - 20 Nov 2003 08:42 GMT
That's incredibly "fatist" of you....

Would your point of view change if it was a pickup?

Tony

> I saw a big fat cow of a man get into a mini cooper today.
> Fat people should not drive these cars.
>
> Damon
Graham - 20 Nov 2003 08:46 GMT
> I saw a big fat cow of a man get into a mini cooper today.

No you didn't.

You might, however, have seen a big fat bull of a man.

You do understand the difference, right?

> Fat people should not drive these cars.

Why not?
The tardis effect makes them perfectly suitable for us fat folks.

Pretty sad standard of troll we seem to be attracting lately.
Steve - 20 Nov 2003 10:46 GMT
> > I saw a big fat cow of a man get into a mini cooper today.
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> Pretty sad standard of troll we seem to be attracting lately.

They just don't make 'em like they used to!! (Mini's and Troll's)
DaveG - 20 Nov 2003 11:45 GMT
Lets all sit on him

> > > I saw a big fat cow of a man get into a mini cooper today.
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> They just don't make 'em like they used to!! (Mini's and Troll's)
Makka - 20 Nov 2003 12:14 GMT
I'm a fat bastard and proud of it :))
makka
> Lets all sit on him
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> > They just don't make 'em like they used to!! (Mini's and Troll's)
Steve - 20 Nov 2003 15:45 GMT
Timo Makinnen is a .....err ..... larger person! And he managed to fling a
Mini around quite well.

> I'm a fat bastard and proud of it :))
> makka
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tim_lis - 21 Nov 2003 00:07 GMT
me to, and ive driven Mini's for over 28 years now and my largish tummy has
never made any differene to the amount of fun I've had in my Mini.
And as Steve points out Timo and Paddy where both large blokes and they won
the Monte Carlo Rally in a Mini Cooper S...just goes to show with out the
self imposed handicap they would have done much better LOL

we have a chap in the Mini Racing league over here who must weigh in at
about 250-260lbs and stands nealry 6'2" and hes a front runner!
> I'm a fat bastard and proud of it :))
> makka
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> > > They just don't make 'em like they used to!! (Mini's and Troll's)
Steve - 21 Nov 2003 16:49 GMT
> me to, and ive driven Mini's for over 28 years now and my largish tummy has
> never made any differene to the amount of fun I've had in my Mini.
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> we have a chap in the Mini Racing league over here who must weigh in at
> about 250-260lbs and stands nealry 6'2" and hes a front runner!

Thats because nobody can get past him :-)

I reckon the anti burst door latches were invented for Timo since he was
permanantly applying pressure to it!

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