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Car Forum / MINI / May 2004

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Speed humps

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Minimad03 - 19 Apr 2004 22:35 GMT
Hi all
i know it sounds like a daft question but i am restoring my mini thirty le for
when i can drive and wondered how you current mini drivers cope with the
monsters of speed bumps which are the island type ones that look like they will
quite happily take out my mini's gearbox!
my mini is totaly standard and is not lowered.
any advice would be greatly appriciated.
thanks in advance
Luke  
Taffy - 20 Apr 2004 13:37 GMT
One option is to fit hi-lo's or adjusta-rides, that way you can raise the
suspension (if yours has sagged) and you shouldn't have any more worries.

Taffy

> Hi all
> i know it sounds like a daft question but i am restoring my mini thirty le for
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> thanks in advance
> Luke
Roger - 20 Apr 2004 16:30 GMT
Minimad03 wrote on 19/04/2004 22:35:

> Hi all
> i know it sounds like a daft question but i am restoring my mini thirty le for
> when i can drive and wondered how you current mini drivers cope with the
> monsters of speed bumps which are the island type ones that look like they will
> quite happily take out my mini's gearbox!

Slowly...

> my mini is totaly standard and is not lowered.

My Mini was not lowered, but when it reached a state where I couldn't
get into the local Tesco's, I decided to have a look, and found that it
had lowered itself significantly. A new set of cones worked wonders...

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Roger

The Muffin Man - 20 Apr 2004 18:38 GMT
VERY slowly or through the middle of them at 30 ;)

The ones on my way to work? it is easier to drive along the pavement that
desecrate Tutan Kamoons final resting place!!

The Muffin Man

> Hi all
> i know it sounds like a daft question but i am restoring my mini thirty le for
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> thanks in advance
> Luke
Fitzy - 26 Apr 2004 23:57 GMT
"Tutan Kamoons final resting place!!"
he he
I Like that one Muffy,
but like you, I drive between the two humps so the exhaust is safe,
or very slowly with the left side of the car over the obstacle,
(passenger gets the impact)

90% of the time I choose a different route,

Fitzy

> VERY slowly or through the middle of them at 30 ;)
>
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> > thanks in advance
> > Luke
The Muffin Man - 28 Apr 2004 00:22 GMT
I usually use the right hand side to go over the pyramid as the exhaust is
side exit and I am sick of putting it back together :D

The Muffin Man

> "Tutan Kamoons final resting place!!"
> he he
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> > > thanks in advance
> > > Luke
Andrew Murray - 20 Apr 2004 20:55 GMT
> Hi all
> i know it sounds like a daft question but i am restoring my mini thirty le for
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> thanks in advance
> Luke

Not a stupid question and even newer Minis like our 2000 Classic have
problems with them.  Just take them slowly, carefully and make sure you
position your Mini to keep the lowest points away from the humps....  or
better still keep away from them!

So for the island type, don't just drive straight at it, but put one wheel
over it (go left or right), or better still drive down the centre of the
road and drive over the humps on both sides of the road - if you can!!

Have fun!
Steve - 22 Apr 2004 17:45 GMT
> Hi all
> i know it sounds like a daft question but i am restoring my mini thirty le for
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> thanks in advance
> Luke

We have these pad type humps on the way into our industrial estate. They
were put in after the local council took over maintenance of the access
road. So now Mini owners coming to our shop have to negotiate these dreadful
things. We did have one car that lost a plastic arch extension on it's way
up the road! So you could argue it is good for business :-) To be fair, it
must have been broken before they come to us and the humps finished it off.
There is a gap between them to allow the fork lift trucks through, so a Mini
very nearly fits without touching them.

I think these things are more trouble than they are worth. They certainly
don't 'calm' traffic because just about every car accelerates in-between
them and brakes just before the next one. An accelerating car takes longer
to stop than a car travelling at an equivalent constant speed. And as for
the emissions generated by accelerating and braking cars compared to ones
travelling at a constant speed.... well.... I don't need to comment really.

OK, that's me off my soapbox ... back to work!

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Steve
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me - 23 Apr 2004 11:28 GMT
> Hi all
> i know it sounds like a daft question but i am restoring my mini thirty le for
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> thanks in advance
> Luke  

Speed humps should align with the design rules of cars.

Cars should have a minimum clearance - this should be checked yearly at
inspection time.

So whats stopping you from inspecting the speed humps and ask for
compensation for damage to your car when it scrapes?
Minimad03 - 24 Apr 2004 20:49 GMT
Thanks to all for your advice,
i am sorry about the delayed responce as i have been away.
thanks again
Luke
Fitzy - 30 Apr 2004 00:40 GMT
They are a total waste of time and money,
they don't slow the traffic down,
people have learned to position themselves for a perfect, minimal bounce of
the humps,
small vans, cars and motorbikes fly over and around them without slowing
down,
I think its only minis and milk floats that slow down for them,
They where originally called "Traffic Calmers"
but I have yet to see one calm the traffic in my area,
Fitzy

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Peter

> Thanks to all for your advice,
> i am sorry about the delayed responce as i have been away.
> thanks again
> Luke
me - 30 Apr 2004 06:56 GMT
> They are a total waste of time and money,
> they don't slow the traffic down,
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> but I have yet to see one calm the traffic in my area,
> Fitzy

We have some near us and its not only the small cars etc but driving a
Cadillac Eldo thats with the last 500 Cubic inch caddie motor, Front
wheel drive.  Any speed, but only got to 100Kph,  no feeling what so
ever - just floated. Wonderful
The Muffin Man - 30 Apr 2004 16:32 GMT
I usually sail in between them if there is nothing coming or in first if
there is.  On my way to work it is also possible to mount the pavement and
avoid them completely.

I wouldn't care but it is in the middle of some fields with no houses!!

The Muffin Man

> They are a total waste of time and money,
> they don't slow the traffic down,
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> > thanks again
> > Luke
Fitzy - 30 Apr 2004 20:20 GMT
>> On my way to work it is also possible to mount the pavement and
>> avoid them completely.

Aahhh, "The freedom to ride the pavements"   ;-)
We can't do that in our neighbourhood,  the pavement is full of 12 and 13
year olds on off road bikes,, quads, and trikes, and the occasional half
dozen  9 year olds on petrol strimmer engine powered scooters,   ;-)
Fitzy

> I usually sail in between them if there is nothing coming or in first if
> there is.  On my way to work it is also possible to mount the pavement and
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> > > thanks again
> > > Luke
The Muffin Man - 30 Apr 2004 22:24 GMT
Our "petrol strimmer engine powered scooters" are all on the road.  Makes
the pavement a much safer environment for the car user ;)

The Muffin  Man

> >> On my way to work it is also possible to mount the pavement and
> >> avoid them completely.
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> > > > thanks again
> > > > Luke
Steve - 01 May 2004 12:15 GMT
The local authorities have given, yes given, the kids in our village
scooters. It is supposed to help give them freedom and stop them standing
around vandalising property, etc. So now they just scream through the
village at 1am, full throttle at 32mph!

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Steve
steve@dsnclassics.co.uk
www.dsnclassics.co.uk

> Our "petrol strimmer engine powered scooters" are all on the road.  Makes
> the pavement a much safer environment for the car user ;)
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> > dozen  9 year olds on petrol strimmer engine powered scooters,   ;-)
> > Fitzy
The Muffin Man - 04 May 2004 18:35 GMT
Kids don't need scooters, they need a slap.

:D

Don't/won't have any as they get in the way of the pursuit of cars/bikes and
guitars.  They want things like food.  Totally unacceptable!!

The Muffin Man

> The local authorities have given, yes given, the kids in our village
> scooters. It is supposed to help give them freedom and stop them standing
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> > > dozen  9 year olds on petrol strimmer engine powered scooters,   ;-)
> > > Fitzy
Steve - 05 May 2004 17:37 GMT
> Kids don't need scooters, they need a slap.
>
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>
> The Muffin Man

But if you train then properly, those little fingers can get to awkward
places in Minis to fix them! My 8 year old holds a ratchet correctly,
understands the concept of torque and can even describe the four stroke
cycle........ sad, or what?!

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Rgds
Steve
steve@dsnclassics.co.uk
www.dsnclassics.co.uk

The Muffin Man - 09 May 2004 21:00 GMT
>My 8 year old holds a ratchet correctly,
> understands the concept of torque and can even describe the four stroke
> cycle........ sad, or what?!

And now the apprentice becomes the master :D

The Muffin Man
Steve - 10 May 2004 17:46 GMT
> >My 8 year old holds a ratchet correctly,
> > understands the concept of torque and can even describe the four stroke
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>
> The Muffin Man

Oh, he is far smarter than me! I'm the first to admit it, my friend!

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Rgds
Steve
steve@dsnclassics.co.uk
www.dsnclassics.co.uk

Fitzy - 01 May 2004 17:35 GMT
;-)
he he he
nice one Muffy

Fitzy

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Peter

> Our "petrol strimmer engine powered scooters" are all on the road.  Makes
> the pavement a much safer environment for the car user ;)
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> > > > > thanks again
> > > > > Luke
 
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