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Carl Collins - 02 Dec 2003 11:11 GMT
A Sound Theory on the Virtue of Beer

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as
the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted,
it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back
that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members.

In much the same way the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells,
but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way regular consumption
of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!
Nigel - 02 Dec 2003 22:09 GMT
>A Sound Theory on the Virtue of Beer
>
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>That's why you always feel smarter after a few
>beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

So what are you saying here? Run your car on Carling Black Label?
Carl Collins - 03 Dec 2003 08:37 GMT
> >A Sound Theory on the Virtue of Beer
> >
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> >
> So what are you saying here? Run your car on Carling Black Label?

Ermm yeah if ya want to
G.T - 03 Dec 2003 09:32 GMT
Hello Carl,

> A Sound Theory on the Virtue of Beer
It must be the 10th time I read this text :-) First time in english, though.

Regards,
G.T
g.t6@worldonline.fr
205 Diesel & turbo-Diesel : http://205d.fr.st
Matt - 04 Dec 2003 12:15 GMT
> Hello Carl,
>
> > A Sound Theory on the Virtue of Beer
> It must be the 10th time I read this text :-) First time in english, though.

It's similar to this other one I've heard...

A science teacher is showing a simple experiement.
He has a glass container into which he puts some pebbles, right up to the
top and turns to the class, "Is this container full?" he says.
One boy shouts out "Yes"
So the teacher gets out some gravel and starts to pour it into the
container, shaking it so that it moves down inside the gaps between the
pebbles - when he's done, the level is up to the top again.
"Now is it full?" he asks
The boy shouts out again "Sure it is, I can't see the gaps anymore!"
So the teacher gets out some sand and pours that in, again filling to the
top.
He turns to the class and says...
"Now it is full - The lesson here is that you can't always see everything so
you need to investigate further"

A second boy pipes up "It's not full!" - He walks to the front of the class,
takes a can of beer from his bag, opens it, and pours it into the
container - He gets quite a lot in and gets the level up to the top.
He turns to the teacher and says...
"Now it is full - The lesson here is that there is always room for Beer!"

:-)

Matt
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