Can a Porsche 944 improve my sex-life ???

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Winnie Oakbob - 07 Jun 2005 04:20 GMT

I have a pretty small dick and I wonder if a Porsche 944 can enhance
my penis size ???

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Malc - 07 Jun 2005 12:54 GMT

> I have a pretty small dick and I wonder if a Porsche 944 can enhance
> my penis size ???

No but it'll empty your wallet slightly less quickly than a girlfriend so on
balance it's better than sex.

Malc.

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Chicago Paddling-Fishing - 07 Jun 2005 20:33 GMT

In alt.autos.porsche.944 Winnie Oakbob <pie_garnishment@lycos.com> wrote:
<snip>

It'll depend on the mechanic you selected how often you are screwed... you
can probably do just as well with a regular car....

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darthpup - 07 Jun 2005 22:16 GMT

I owned a Chevrolet Corvette once that provided no end of female
companionship. One even admitted a preference for riding in the
Corvette to sexual intercourse.

My 944 has not proven to be quite the same. Women generally are not
that cosmopolitan. Much like good Scotch, it requires taste and
breeding to appreciate a Porsche.

You may "score" at a Porsche rally though.

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Adrian Jaye - 12 Jun 2005 23:32 GMT

no but a cayenne will !

> I have a pretty small dick and I wonder if a Porsche 944 can enhance
> my penis size ???

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