Un-Godly
By Kathleen Kuntly, GOP Media

Oh, I see pretty Ann Coulter has come out with a new book, and I mean
"come" in the best sense of the word.  Ann Coulter deserves everything
that "comes" her way....and maybe even more!

I watched as the leftist liberal media tried their best to get Ann to
break. Yeah, on the Today Show, Matt Lauer did his best to get in Ann's
knickers!  Too bad, Matt, you just don't have what it takes for women
like me and Ann.

I too have a new book that is due out this week. You should be able to
order my new book - Un-Godly Liberalism or Liberalist? - . I hope this
new writing of mine will be a solace to all you conservatives that
suffer liberals and their un-godly ways. I also wish that my new book
will help you decide what to say about things that have been wroth by
liberals and their long peckered pals, the Democrats!

Here are some excerpts:

Chapter One - Sex, Drugs, and Liberal Teachers

Teachers today only care about their beloved union and their beloved
pay. Give me a F***ing break! What about reading, writing, and all that
other useless bullsh*t?  What about morals and values?  Liberals have
taken over our public schools, or should I say, "Pubic Schools", and
they could care less about what little Johnny or Susie learns.  All
these over sexed teachers care about is getting in Susie's panties!
Yeah, or teaching little Johnny how to smoke grass and beat his meat!
I'll never forget the first time I came in contact with a liberal school
teacher. I was in the 10th grade, freckle-faced, tender, sweet, and I
was worried about my science project. I went in early to Mr. Harry
Wong's classroom for help. Good old Mr. Harry Wong was a Vietnamese
refugee who got a job teaching science at my high school. Good old Mr.
Harry Wong smiled as I came in wearing my short mini shirt and knee-high
stockings.

I had worked on my science project for 2 hours and 45 minutes and it
just wasn't performing the way I had hoped. Yeah, my science project - a
hydrogen powered vibrator - just wasn't ready and I was crying. "What be
wrong with Mrs. Kuntly today?" Mr. Harry Wong asked as my tears rolled
down my cheeks.
"I don't know.....I...I...just wanted it to be a surprise." I remarked
through my tears. I sat my science project down on his desk and I could
feel his slanted, liberal eyes watching my breast.  I could also feel
his tiny Vietnamese hands as they grasped my quivering a.s.  "You shushy
you crying now...ok?  Mr. Harry Wong give you something for your
troubles. He givey it to you long and hard...ok?"  He said as he bent me
over his desk and slowly lifted my skirt. I could tell he was surprised
by the fact I wore no panties on this day........

Chapter Fifty-Three      Liberal Lesbians

Oh give me a f***ing break! I can't stand lesbians and their muff
munching ways! Call me old fashioned or call me a media whore, I just
don't give a blow-job for lesbians!  There is something wrong with a
woman that doesn't want a hard one slung in her! Take it from me, every
woman needs something long and hard from time to time.  I first met a
lesbian back when I was in the 10th grade. I was tender, and I was naive
of the ways of the liberal world.  My 10th grade English teacher, Miss
Puddineatter, had me to stay after class one day. "Your grades aren't up
to to par, Miss Kuntly." she said as I set there in my desk with my legs
crossed. I was wearing my short mini skirt, stockings, lacey white
panties and my sexy silk bra. My nipples, for reasons still unknown to
this day, were rock hard and poking through my bra and blouse. I knew I
was in trouble with Miss Puddineatter, so I began to whimper and touch
myself........

Chapter Three Hundred    Lesbians, Liberals, and Mary Cheney

Mary Cheney, the daughter of our beloved Dick, is lesbian. I respect her
for standing up for her kind, but damn John Kerry for telling everybody
that she was a carpet crawling muff diver! I first met Mary during the
campaign. I told her that I respected her and I loved her dad, Dick
Cheney. I told her this while she undressed me in my hotel room. "That's
kind thing for you to day, Kathleen." Mary said as she fastened her
strap-on. I knew that I had to do something, I wasn't lesbian, so, I
bent over on all fours. "Damn John Kerry!" I moaned out as Mary
approached me from behind. Mary reached down to me and gently raised my
head. She then placed her wanting lips on my wanting lips. I can still
taste the inside of her kiss as though it was still happening today.
"Damn the fags and queers!" I yelled out as Mary rode me like I was a
wild, horny heifer on the Bush ranch.........

Chapter Five Hundred and Five    Liberals Don't Believe In God

"Help me! Oh God! Oh God!" I screamed out as laid upon the floor of the
hotel room, while a big black man drilled me......

In conclusion, I know liberals are un-godly. I seen them, heard them.
and i have touched some of them. Yeah, we Republicans are godly, and we
know who to judge and who not to judge. Yeah, I've been drilled - been
there done that - but I damn sure didn't do it for love! No, I, like
many other good Repubs, do it for job advancement! There is a
difference, you know.  Yeah, I've dallied with other women, but I'm no
homo! No, I've seen it, touched it, let them touch mine, eat it, and
I've been eaten. But, don't call me a lesbian! No, I'm all red-white and
blue and I'm damn sure of that!

--
"In consciousness dwells the wondrous,
with it man attains the realm beyond the material,
and the Peyote tells us,
where to find it."