Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is
the word f.ck. Of all the English words beginning with f, f.ck is the
single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by
it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. f.ck, as most of
the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. f.ck from German's
"fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, f.ck folds into many
grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John f.cked
Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley f.cks". It's meaning is not
always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the
f.cking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too f.cking much", as an
adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is f.cking beautiful. As a noun; "I
don't give a f.ck". As part of a word: "abso-f.cking-lutely" or
"in-f.cking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "f.ck the
f.cking f.ckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the
versitility such as the word f.ck,as in these examples used as the
following words;

- fraud: "I got f.cked"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really f.cked now"
- dismay: "Oh, f.ck it!"
- aggresion: "don't f.ck with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this f.cking question"
- inquery: "who the f.ck was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the f.ck is going on here"
- incompetence: "he's a f.ck-off!"
- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and f.ck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when
you use the word?

Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will
identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and
proudly:
f.ck YOU!
- Monty Python