Attention all of you RVers out there who have worshipped, adored,
deified and hung onto every utterance from the great Will Sill over the
past few years.  This is your chance to become a charter member of the
first ever WILL SILL NATIONAL FAN CLUB!

Don't waste a precious moment.  This is that rare opportunity to get in
on the ground floor of an exciting movement to honor the greatest
member of Usenet in the history of the internet.

Are you excited?!?!?  I bet you are!  Only a few small details now
stand between you and the honor of participating in this great
movement.  Just read the enrollment questions that follow.  If you can
answer YES to each and every one, full charter membership shall be
bestowed upon you and the beloved Will Sill can finally receive the
acclamation he is due.  Here they are.

1--Do you have the IQ of a plant that hasn't been watered for 7 months?

2--Are you a social isolate with no friends whatsoever?

3--Do you have the table manners of a spastic, hydrophobic wart hog who
hasn't eaten in three days?

4--Is you idea of good manners not letting masticated food dribble out
of your mouth onto the floor but okay if you deposit it back into the
dinner plate?

5--Are you old, ugly, smelly and demented?

6--When you've been out deer hunting for more than 3 days do the does
start looking pretty good to you?

7--Do your kids and/or grandkids think you're odd when you take their
Sponge Bob Squarepants toys away from them so you can play with them
alone?

If you were able to answer all of these 7 questions with a resounding
YES, you hereby qualify for membership in this very elite organization,
the first-ever WILL SILL NATIONAL FAN CLUB.  May the force be with
you...