WOW! Frank, the language, do I have you in my spell, looks like it. You
should not have been concentrating on the magic watch so hard. This
reminds me of some thing that happened with a few people with your
mentality.
   As the story goes;

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude
was  topping the bill. Frank and his people came from miles around to
see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the
meeting room, he announced,  "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or
three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each
and every member of the audience." You see Claude was also a good judge
of mentality.

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.  "I want you each to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family
for six generations.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The
crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off  its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until, suddenly,-----  it slipped from the
hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

sh.t!" said the Hypnotist...

It took three weeks to clean up the senior center

So, you see Frank what can happen when you concentrate on the wrong
thing, thought you would have learned by now. You might want to think
about how you can get those shorts clean, seems as though you must be
going through several pair.
But could be crabs after all, or splinters from that slippery slope you
cant seem to quit sliding down.