+++Now that our current President "Shrub" has demonstrated his complete
lack of ability to govern a complex nation of intellectuals such as
ourselves, it is obviously time for a change.  And who better to step
in and fill the void than the omnipotent and incredible storehouse of
human knowledge called Will Sill.

+++The length and breadth of his massive intellect is just what this
nation needs to extricate us from the depths of mismanagement and
horror in which we now reside.  Mr. Sill, the mental giant of Usenet,
could use those same all-encompassing skills to bring us to a new
dawning of consciousness.

+++His astute and crystal-clear concept of reality could forge a "new"
nation capable of surmounting any and all previous apices of success
and perhaps even provide us with a new nickname --- "The Nation That
RVs Built."  Not only would the power of his intelligence be of use but
his drop-dead, adonis-like muscular looks would present an image to the
world that we are a country not to be "messed with."

+++Most importantly, it is a sure bet that Will would improve the
gasoline situation.  Being the RV expert that he is, I'm certain rhat
one of his first official duties would be to establish E.P.A.-approved
mileage charts for motorhomes so every new rig would have a sticker
informing the buying public EXACTLY what mileage they could expect from
their new recreational vehicle purchase.

+++Pay heed, America, listen to the new voiceof reason.  In the next
presidential election write in the name ofour beloved Will Sill and
prepare thyself for a new and better tomorrow.

-RV Mama

(PS--And ladies, remember, Will is one hot and sexy dude too...that
should count for something!)