Nonsense! Everybody knows that the new fuel will destroy older engines,
cause fuel economy to fall by 25%, and increase pollution. Without that
sulfur, valve seats will burn up prematurely and piston rings will melt.

It's true. I read it all on an Internet forum. Who you gonna believe?
Those environazis at Cummins or real people on the alt.BigAssTrucks?

'Nuff said.