Is RORT all it's cracked up to be or does it really stand for Really
Old Rightwing Toads?

Is it a secret organization like the Order of the Antelope, the Sons
of Liberty or The Klan or are they an ultra-liberal neo-Commie bunch
of pinkos?

Is the alliance between members based upon religious, socio-ethnic,
political or psycho-sexual beliefs?

Do the proceedings include ritualized animal offerings accompanied by
sonorous chanting?

Are half-naked young virgins hired to dance around the campfire while
the members guzzle Sangria?

Is there a secret password or unusual "handshake" required to enter
the circle around the fire or do the members simply touch noses before
assuming their positions?

So many questions...so few answers.  Makes a body wonder just what is
REALLY going on.  Hmmmm.....