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Car Forum / Driving, Maintenance, Tuning / RVs / May 2007Waffle House Is #1 With Me --- Mmmmmmmm
I fully realize it's very important in this group to discuss anything other than RVing but I'm gonna break ranks here and discuss an experience I had the other day while tooling down the ole concrete ribbon in my 87' motorhome. I was cruising along about 97 mph, knitting, purling, solving math problems in my head and surfing the net on a cool little laptop to alleviate the boredom, and out of the corner of one eye I glanced to the side of the superslab and saw a zillion cars parked outside this little eatery called the WAFFLE HOUSE. I figured with that many souls inside it must be good so I put down my knitting needles jerked the rig over to the side of the road and looked for a vacant city block to park. Next thing I knew I was comfortably seated in a booth and this bosomy waitress (it said Earleen on her name tag) with an a.s the size of Arkansas who called me "Sugar Pops" (she called me Sugar Pops, her a.s didn't) took my order with a lecherous wink and in no time a sizzling plate of hog jowls, calf brains and barbecued chicken livers was sitting in front of my drooling lips. After smothering the entire plate in watered-down ketchup, mustard and tabaskee sauce, I proceeded to eat the best meal of my life on the road. Everything went fine until I neared the end of this delicious spread. That's when I discovered the serrated section of human colon buried beneath the last of the hog jowls. I'll have to say it wasn't bad either but it could have been cooked a little longer. I prefer my meat grey all the way through. Has anyone else had an experience at the WAFFLE HOUSE. I'm tellin' you right up front; it's moved to the top of my list and I'm stoppin' the ole RV there every trip from here on out. How about you? -TUT >I fully realize it's very important in this group to discuss anything > other than RVing but I'm gonna break ranks here and discuss [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > > -TUT I laughed so hard I cried. >>I fully realize it's very important in this group to discuss anything >> other than RVing but I'm gonna break ranks here and discuss [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > > I laughed so hard I cried. Please don't encourage that troll.... Shad O'Shay I'm not offended by what he says. If you can't laugh at yourself then you really have no sense of humor. I ate at Waffle House once in Tennessee. I can still see the 3/4 inch of grease in the pan. I'll never try the cuisine again, this is the only triple bypass I want: http://www.summitdaily.com/article/20070307/NEWS/70307007 > I'm not offended by what he says. If you can't laugh at yourself then > you really have no sense of humor. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > http://www.summitdaily.com/article/20070307/NEWS/70307007 99% of Waffle House cooking is done on a flat grill. It's very hard to get that much oil built up. They don't cook with grease. Eggs cooked in the small frying pan get about 2 tablespoons of vegatable oil.  SignatureFrank Tabor You learn to write as if to someone else because NEXT YEAR YOU WILL BE "SOMEONE ELSE." They could have very well cleaned up the menu. I last ate at one in 1985 and that was the last time. Today, other still share my perception: http://media.www.jhunewsletter.com/media/storage/paper932/news/2001/10/26/Featur es/Give-A.Man.A.Waffle.And.Hell.Be.Full.All.Day-2247441.shtml Over 100,000 Google hits for "Waffle House" + "Grease". Why wait until one has cardiac problems to give up greasy food? Isn't it better to never have cardiac problems? Doctors can restore circulation to the heart somewhat with bypass surgery, but what about all the other clogged blood vessels such as the ones feeding the brain? \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)----------. | Trolls eat at the | | Waffle House | | Shouldn't you? | '--------------------------- |__|__| || || ooO Ooo Trolls should eat three meals a day everyday at Waffle House. Then there would be less of them. You aren't a very good Troll so it is no wonder you hang out here taunting senior citizens. If you should improve your skills maybe you'll graduate to taunting kidergartners or small animals. Trolls should eat three meals a day everyday at Waffle House. Then there would be less of them. 6666666666666666666666666666 Actually, my troll-loving bud Jonathan, the correct usage is "fewer" of them" ...a minor but necessary correction. 6666666666666666666666666666 You aren't a very good Troll so it is no wonder you hang out here taunting senior citizens. 666666666666666666666666666 Are you speaking of yourself, Jonathan? Were YOU that aging, bald- headed drooling RVer I saw in the next booth while Earleen the waitress (the one with the a.s the size of Arkansas) was bending over my table demonstrating her bosomy greatness as I was ordering the special lard-laden Human Colon w/Fettucine dish? Sorry, I didn't mean to "taunt" you by simply being more suave, handsome, educated, intelligent and interesting than you. Next time I'll try not to monopolize Earleen's time so much so you can feel the tingles of her full and lecherous pulchritude. 666666666666666666666666666 If you should improve your skills maybe you'll graduate to taunting kindergartners or small animals. 66666666666666666666666666 Apparently, your post tells me that has already been accomplished. 66666666666666666666666666 \|||/ (o o) | ----ooO--(_)------| | Trolls are good | | and kind | | creatures.| |---------------------- | |__|__| || || ooO Ooo You Trolls are so meen spirited! Such nasty type people! It is no small wonder you are so jelious of us more fortunate than you. I just hope a torando does not blow away the curdboard box you live in. Shame on you! > You Trolls are so meen spirited! Such nasty type people! It is no small > wonder you are so jelious of us more fortunate than you. I just hope a > torando does not blow away the curdboard box you live in. Shame on you! ============================= IT'S PLAIN AND OBVIOUS....JONATHAN IS JEALOUS !!!!!! Please don't encourage that troll.... Shad O'Shay ================================ \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo \|||/ (o o) ,----ooO--(_)-------. | Please | | feed the | | TROLL | '------------------------ |__|__| || || ooO Ooo > Please don't encourage that troll.... > Shad O'Shay [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > || || > ooO Ooo Agreed! 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