*** I, THE STUDMUFFIN TROLL, THE MOST INTELLIGENT, ADVANCED, STUDLY
AND INTUITIVE OF ALL THE TROLLS IN THE UNIVERSE HEREBY DECLARE THAT
SHAD O'SHAY IS A GENUINE GIANT OF USENET AND THAT HIS POSTS EXEMPLIFY
THE INTELLECT AND SUBSTANCE SO LACKING IN MANY OF THE GROUPS.

*** LONG LIVE SHAD O'SHAY AND MAY THE PEASSANTS AND PEONS OF EVERY
GROUP (MOST OF THE REGULARS) HANG ONTO HIS WORD AS IF WERE THE GOSPEL
ITSELF.

*** HE IS A GIANT AMONG GIANTS SO BOW DOWN IN HIS SHADOW AND ACCEPT
HIS OMNIPOTENCE.

---THE STUDMUFFIN TROLL HAS SPOKEN

        \|||/
       (o o)
,----ooO--(_)-------.
| THE TROLL    |
|   KNOWS!      |
'-----------------------|
       |__|__|
         || ||
     ooO Ooo