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Yesirreeee, it's a grrrrrrreat park.  As an extreee added boneass
(sic), only 100 yards away is a Waffle House where one can enjoy
delicious meals of squirrel gonads and coyote phlegm served by a
waitress name Earline with an a.s the size of Texas and New Mexico
combined, saggy tits and huge facial imperfections that look like some
sort of alien growth.

Just tell the kiddies to watch out for the field mice scampering
ariound the lawns by the sites---they love those young little toes to
munch on.