Peek at this (bends over and points to well-developed glutes) you dweeb!
I'm not in the mood for your lame humor. I was all ready for a podium
spot in this year's TDF but the team made me wear different shoes
because of sponsors. And the damned things just weren't right. My old
shoes had prosthetics that made it better for my knee that has screws in
it from the car wreck. I was doing just fine with them. But, nooooooo!
They had to do it their way. Well, screw them. I'm in negotiations with
a different team already. Maybe they'll respect my wishes and appreciate
my talent.

But, in the meantime you RVers still SUCK!  A bunch of sadistic bullies!
Not fit to clean my cleats.

Shad O'Shay