Oh that's so lovely; heartfelt generosity to a tee. - But remember as you
chain the arranged wife to the sink and present her with a list of
instructions, that charity begins at home. OK that was possibly a bit below
the belt; I don't really think you do that. : She wouldn't dare to not do
what she's told or you might leave her all to her own devices; and having
brainwashed her to believe that she's utterly helpless and useless without
you she wouldn't be able to cope.

Having said that though it is a convenient facade to maintain excellent
extrenal generosity as a cover for the lack of home charity. : On that basis
then, in the light of the fact that Dimwit can't imagine how I manage to
exist without at least one car to double as a brain and a sexual organ as
well as a status symbol to show the world that my religion is bringing me
prosperity, I'm actually making a future projection that I might need one
within the next year or so. Seeing that my business is not performing as
well as I'd have hoped in its first year to date, and also bearing in mind
the fact that the joyous festive season is only around 8 weeks away - which
will entail additional financial outlay; I was wondering if you would care
to make a donation to my welfare by reinforcing my finances somewhat within
the next projected half-year in order to ensure that I have the means to
purchase said transport in the form of an automobile for both business
purposes and otherwise.
I am sure that your stated Christian generosity will extend to me and that,
being a superstar athlete, therefore quite obviously having millions of
dollars to spare, a small donation of the equivalent of the UK price of a
secondhand car with around 10,000 miles on the clock would be no more than a
drop in the ocean to you. I look forward to your offer in this regard,
assured of your freely-giving spirit and your honesty and good faith.

Surprisingly I would agree to a large extent with you there; but I wouldn't
over-concentrate on spirituality to the detriment of physicality.

How observant! - That's exactly what my consultant physician said only days
before that picture was taken last month.

LOL it's probably a bit of both; but I have to admit it's more the latter;
my breasts aren't particularly oversized; around average for- for me I
suppose.

Your hopes are correct; I'm not - Dimwit takes care of that angle extremely
well as far as Usenet is concerned.

Aw you're such a flirt. - Go sharpen your chainsaw.

The Kingdom of Heaven that Jesus preached about is already inside all of
us. - We are all a part of Divinity and have a spiritual connection which we
awaken and develop during our lifetimes, even if we don't at first realise
it.. It's a shame that the manuscript of the Gospel of Judas is so badly
damaged making at least half of it illegible or missing. : There are so many
sacred keys contained in it; including the main key to unlock the Kingdom
within oneself.

This is the god Yaweh/Jehovah I take it? - Som of the Elohim who helped
develop earth into a habitable planet...- 'Long story...

This is Usenet; not the American Cultral Society.

If that's true then congratulations! Make it a gold tomorrow.

Christians are selfish.  What they want is for them [themselves] to get to
heaven and at any cost.  Even if it means you have to give while on earth.
If the Christian was so "giving" they would give themselves to save you.
But no, they want you to give so they can save themselves.

There's a lot in that. I  must say that IMO this is one of the rare cases
where the Bible has got it right.

(I don't think the Bible is *all* balderdash; just mostly perhaps.)