Now here's a joke funnier than anything most have ever posted.
There's a half-wit (no, make that quarter-wit) in the  rec.outdoors.rv-
travel newsgroup that goes by the name of Linus Zimmerman/Lone
Haraguer/LZ who is sooooo proud that he's posted over 50,000 pieces of
mindless drivel, opinions, lies and horseshit offerings on RORT that
he wets and sh.ts his pants every day he congratulates himself.

This ignorant no-neck inbred yayhoo is in this "flame war" with a
superior troll (me) and in his wildly delusional and insanity-laden
state of mine, this dumbass piece of dog crap named Linus Zimmerman
actually thinks he can outlast me.  N-O-T

WOO    HOO    WOO    HOO   WOO    HOO    <snicker>    <snicker>
<snicker>    <snicker>

Ya see NO ONE  EVER OUTLASTS A TROLL and the reason why is that the
one trying to outlast the troll keeps the troll going by "feeding" the
troll, IOW, answering every post the troll makes.

But yasee, this concept whooshes right over the lame brain of the
dipwad dumbshit Zimmerman because he's so wrapped up in his hot-air-
filled windbag ego that he either can't or he refuses to see that.

So I BET y'all are happy this loose cannon Looney Linus isn't on board
the alt.rv train.  I know I wish he was 'cause if I need to start
trolling here, I need a good troll feeder like him to keep me going
'cause he's like a cafeteria to we trolls---the gift that keeps on
giving.

Gawd, if ever quit feeding me on RORT, I'd just have to move on to
greener pastures.  After all, there are a lot of other newsgroups out
there and I've tried a few but none feeds me as well as this
Zimmermoron on RORT so think I'll stay awhile as long as that crazy
fuckhead keeps the vittles coming.
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

Besides, it's fun playing him like a Martin D-35 and I really like the
way he dances to my tune so keep on biting, feeding and dancing Looney
Linus---I'm counting on you.

-RORT's  Favorite  Troll

(PS--I'd be glad to troll alt.rv too if you folks could provide me a
good troll feeder like that moron Linus Zimmerman on RORT.  Got
anyione who could fill the bill?)