Can anyone recommend stimulants for driving?

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Mr Krebbs - 17 Apr 2008 02:30 GMT

We're planning a 2 day drive to cross the US. It will be almost nonstop.
Coffee doesn't work for me after 12 hours. Can anyone recommend anything
stronger than coffee? If it lasts 48 hours that's great with little after
effect.
I also need a sheath type catheter I don't have to stop and pee.

Thanks.

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Tom J - 17 Apr 2008 03:37 GMT

> We're planning a 2 day drive to cross the US. It will be almost
> nonstop. Coffee doesn't work for me after 12 hours. Can anyone
> recommend anything stronger than coffee? If it lasts 48 hours that's
> great with little after effect.
> I also need a sheath type catheter I don't have to stop and pee.

SO??? You want to join that truck driver, RIGHT!!!????????

Loser

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Hustlin' Hank - 17 Apr 2008 11:18 GMT

> We're planning a 2 day drive to cross the US. It will be almost nonstop.
> Coffee doesn't work for me after 12 hours. Can anyone recommend anything
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>
> Thanks.

I have a little trick that I do.............I leave a day earlier. If
that won't work for you, try arriving a day later.

Hank <~~~~knows all the good tricks :-)

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Hal - 17 Apr 2008 22:29 GMT

> > We're planning a 2 day drive to cross the US. It will be almost nonstop.
> > Coffee doesn't work for me after 12 hours. Can anyone recommend anything
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>
> Hank <~~~~knows all the good tricks :-)

Good answer..
But if he's really desperate: benzedrine, dexedrine, or
methamphetamine..
Of course all are illegal for your stated purpose, but believe it or
not, such chemicals are used as "Space Medicine" for astronauts and
have been issued by the military

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nothermark - 18 Apr 2008 00:48 GMT

>> We're planning a 2 day drive to cross the US. It will be almost nonstop.
>> Coffee doesn't work for me after 12 hours. Can anyone recommend anything
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>
>Hank <~~~~knows all the good tricks :-)

Canonball is now around 32 hrs, you can stay awake that long.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannonball_Baker_Sea-To-Shining-Sea_Memorial_Trophy_Dash

seriously, swap drivers and sleep.

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Gregory Hall - 18 Apr 2008 01:10 GMT

> We're planning a 2 day drive to cross the US. It will be almost nonstop.
> Coffee doesn't work for me after 12 hours. Can anyone recommend anything
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>
> Thanks.

Instead of the sheath type catheter (I doubt they make them small enough to
fit you!) you might consider wearing a double pair of Depends instead. If
it's good enough for Lisa Nowak it's good enough for you!

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/space/orl-bk-nasaastronaut0507feb05,0,610431
6.story?coll=orl-home-headlines

--
Gregory Hall

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Hal - 18 Apr 2008 03:07 GMT

> I also need a sheath type catheter I don't have to stop and pee.
>
> Thanks.

As the risk of taking the troll bait, just do like I do.... pee in the
window washing container while you're filling up the tank
Hal

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Bob Conquergood - 18 Apr 2008 03:20 GMT

Try chewing gum. it's hard to fall asleep chewing!
On Apr 16, 6:30 pm, "Mr Krebbs" <kre...@energy.com> wrote:

> I also need a sheath type catheter I don't have to stop and pee.
>
> Thanks.

As the risk of taking the troll bait, just do like I do.... pee in the
window washing container while you're filling up the tank
Hal

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NotMe - 18 Apr 2008 04:08 GMT

| Try chewing gum. it's hard to fall asleep chewing!
| On Apr 16, 6:30 pm, "Mr Krebbs" <kre...@energy.com> wrote:
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| window washing container while you're filling up the tank
| Hal

If you're really brave, pee in some OTHER guys window washing container.

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