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Shad O'Shay - 24 Jun 2008 04:03 GMT
Perhaps there is a woman reading this who can help me with a shaving cut.

When shaving my muscled, athletic legs today I managed to cut my knee.
Actually not a cut but skin scraped off down to where it started bleeding
maybe an inch long by 1/8" wide. I'm sure women who shave their legs all the
time have some good home remedies for leg shaving cuts.

Care to share? My legs look so smooth, sexy and powerful  in my
Lycra/Microsensor shorts now that I've gotten all the stubble off and I'm
sure to pedal my cycle much faster because I'm aerodynamic but I don't need
a trickle of blood draining down my knee as it bends on every powerful
stroke of the pedals.

Shad O'Shay
Dr.Hal0nf1r£$ - 24 Jun 2008 18:47 GMT
> Perhaps there is a woman reading this who can help me with a shaving
> cut.
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>
> Shad O'Shay

There's no instant healing method; but to reduce any chances of infection
and reduce bleeding use an antiseptic gel cream. A poultice of crushed fresh
lavender leaves applied to the wound for at least 4 hours a day will speed
the healing.

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Bob V - 25 Jun 2008 02:46 GMT
"> Shad O'Shay wrote:
>> Perhaps there is a woman reading this who can help me with a shaving
>> cut.
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>> Shad O'Shay

You just proved how full of crap you are.  If you have never had to deal
with a road rash from taking a fall from your bicycle, then you sure as hell
are not even a semi-serious cyclist, let alone a pro.

-Bob
Shad O'Shay - 26 Jun 2008 15:50 GMT
> "> Shad O'Shay wrote:
>>> Perhaps there is a woman reading this who can help me with a shaving
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>
> -Bob

And you probably don't get laid but once or twice a year and you probably
have to hire a hooker for that. Of course a little scrape doesn't really
bother me but  . . .

Apparently you just don't understand women. Notice how Dr. Halonfire (a
voluptuous woman) responded with some good advice and understanding. At
least one sexy young woman in my life even offered to kiss the booboo to
make it better. And, of course, one thing led to another. Yaba daba doo!
But, then again, I am one sexy ripped dude - not some fat, sweat hog, out of
shape, RV-driving slob.

I guess I can't expect you to understand woman and how their motherly
instincts respond willingly by using the poor, hurt, little boy act.

Shad O'Shay
S. Barker - 27 Jun 2008 00:38 GMT
ACTUALLY, you are a needledick bug f.cker.

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thing led to another. Yaba daba doo!
> But, then again, I am one sexy ripped dude - not some fat, sweat hog, out
> of shape, RV-driving slob.
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>
> Shad O'Shay
Hose B - 27 Jun 2008 02:49 GMT
>> "> Shad O'Shay wrote:
>>>> Perhaps there is a woman reading this who can help me with a shaving
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>
> Shad O'Shay

So, the young woman offered to kiss your "booboo?" Of course you
declined in deference to the guy deep massaging you after the bike ride.
Isn't that why you shave your body? So Warren or Lance can "rub" you all
over without pulling nasty hair? Kinda hard doing on a bicycle isn't it?
I heard that you sit on an upright, 2 liter bottle instead of a bicycle
seat.
Shad O'Shay - 27 Jun 2008 22:33 GMT
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> I heard that you sit on an upright, 2 liter bottle instead of a bicycle
> seat.

The gayBoi with the gay name manages to reveal his sexual preferences.
Seems they always do. That's one thing I have noticed about homosexuals -
they aren't the least bit shy making advances.

Sorry, I'm not interested.

Shad O'Shay
Hal - 26 Jun 2008 17:23 GMT
> "> Shad O'Shay wrote:
> >> Perhaps there is a woman reading this who can help me with a shaving
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>
> -Bob

FYI 4 Bob
SOShithead is a RV hating troll and should be ignored.
Besides, numerous people here will plonk you just for replying to the
moron
Just trying to be helpful
Hal
Bob V - 29 Jun 2008 02:16 GMT
FYI 4 Bob
SOShithead is a RV hating troll and should be ignored.
Besides, numerous people here will plonk you just for replying to the
moron

Hal, I'm well aware of shithead's status here, and have plonked him a long
time ago, but I just couldn't resist when some one else replied to him.  If
some one wants to plonk me, that's fine.  I really don't have anything very
important to say anyway :-)   BTW, you just put yourself in the same
jeopardy by including his his complete post in your reply.

-Bob
Hal - 29 Jun 2008 15:05 GMT
BTW, you just put yourself in the same
> jeopardy by including his his complete post in your reply.
>
> -Bob

Correct on that last point, and sorry, shooda deleted his c**p
Hal
 
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