Knoxville, TN  Police Department reports finding a man's body in
Loudon Lake just south of the airport.  The dead man's name will not
be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He
was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on
dildo, and an Obama t-shirt.  He also had a cucumber stuffed up his
rectum.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.