How about:
"Buy low. Sell high."
"We have full confidence in our board."
"These were unforeseeable circumstances."
"I have done nothing for which I feel I need to paologise."

But I suppose the one we are waiting for is:
"Following its newly gained independence from GM, stock values in Saab
trebled today with the surprise announcement of a partnership with
BMW. The shared platform, whose development will be largely financed by
BWM, will allow a wide range of engines, suspensions and drive
configurations. Each manufacturer will produce a unique range of signature
vehicles that echoes its own heritage".

Sadly, this will probably remain untrue....
Happy new year to all. Cheers