> I have invented one of these too. But my product is much better. It
> will increase your mileage by even more!! Just add one gallon of my
> product to every two at the pump and your mileage will amazingly improve
> by 50%!! Guaranteed!!!! And my product only costs $2.99 per gallon. I
> ask you... isn't it worth a paltry $2.99 to improve *your* mileage by 50%?
Can you guarantee, Fred, that it's safe for my engine?
Richard NL - 07 Feb 2006 15:29 GMT
> > I have invented one of these too. But my product is much better. It
> > will increase your mileage by even more!! Just add one gallon of my
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> Can you guarantee, Fred, that it's safe for my engine?
Dave,
What engine?
The OP was talking about YOUR mile-age, not that of your car!
> > > how to increase your diesel / gas mile age and
My advice: for every 3 miles driven, push your car one mile. Up goes your
mile-age.
And you save fuel in the process!
;)
BTW: I am 39, approx. 100.000 miles driven total, that makes a whopping
3.900.000 mile-ages!!
Ries
Fred W - 08 Feb 2006 20:59 GMT
>>I have invented one of these too. But my product is much better. It
>>will increase your mileage by even more!! Just add one gallon of my
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>
> Can you guarantee, Fred, that it's safe for my engine?
Absolutely. Why I'll give you my 100% money back guarantee. If not
100% satisfied simply return the unused portion of the product for your
money back.

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Dave Hinz - 08 Feb 2006 21:00 GMT
>>>Just add one gallon of my
>>>product to every two at the pump and your mileage will amazingly improve
>>>by 50%!! Guaranteed!!!!
>> Can you guarantee, Fred, that it's safe for my engine?
> Absolutely. Why I'll give you my 100% money back guarantee. If not
> 100% satisfied simply return the unused portion of the product for your
> money back.
And if it breaks, I get to keep both pieces, right?
Fred W - 08 Feb 2006 21:20 GMT
>>>>Just add one gallon of my
>>>>product to every two at the pump and your mileage will amazingly improve
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>
> And if it breaks, I get to keep both pieces, right?
Right. You keep 100% of them.

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