[Saab_c900] Light-hearted humour... Sex study. (found by my wife

[Saab_c900] Light-hearted humour... Sex study. (found by my wife - not spam!)

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Craig's Saab C900 Site - 28 Feb 2006 03:37 GMT

Hi everyone,

My wife found this via an online forum for the uni she's studying
emergency management at via distance education:

"A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has
discovered that people with insufficient sexual activity read their e-mail
with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late..."

See it was harmless. 8-)

Regards,

Craig.

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Nasty Bob - 28 Feb 2006 07:14 GMT

A lion, a bear and a chicken are boasting to each other in a bar:

Bear: When I growl, the whole forest is afraid of me..

Lion: When I roar, the entire jungle trembles in fear..

Chicken: Hah! All I have to do is sneeze, & the whole world wets its pants!

;)

> Hi everyone,
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> Email: c900@lios.apana.org.au | For Saab 99/C900/9000 Enthusiasts World-Wide!
> Alternate: saabonaut@gmail.com | Web-forums, galleries, library, links, etc.

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Fred W - 28 Feb 2006 14:57 GMT

> Hi everyone,
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> Craig.

Of course, the second statement (that was intentionally omitted) would be:

"...the other portion of the population, those *with* sufficient sexual
activity, also read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse."

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