> think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?
> "The other blonde turns and  says "Helloooooooooo, can you see
> Florida.......?????
>
> CAR TROUBLE
>
> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas  station. She tells the mechanic
> it died. After he works on it for a few  minutes, it is idling
> smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
> He replies,  "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I
> have to do  that?"
>
> SPEEDING TICKET
>
> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
> nicely if he could see her license. She replied  in a huff, "I wish
> you guys would get your act together. Just
> yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to
> show it to  you!"
>
> RIVER WALK
>
> There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes  to a river and sees
> another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she  shouts, "How
> can I get to the other side?" The
> second blonde looks up the  river then down the river and shouts
> back, "You ARE on the other  side."
>
> KNITTING
>
> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a  speeding car on the freeway.
> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind
> the wheel was knitting!
> Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
> the trooper cranked down his  window, turned on his bullhorn and
> yelled ,"PULL OVER!" "NO!" the
> blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
>
> BLONDE ON THE SUN
>
> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
> Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We
> were the first on the moon!"
> The  Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
> The Russian  and the American looked at each other and shook their
> heads. "You can't land on the
> sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the
> Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at  night!"
>
> IN A VACUUM
>
> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one  night. It was her turn.
> She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question
> was, "If you are in a vacuum
> and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a
> time and then asked, "Is it on  or off?"
>
> FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>
> A  girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
> dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
> saying that one was named  Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend
> said, "Whoever heard of someone  naming dogs
> like that?" "HELLOOOOOO," answered the blond. "They're watch  dogs!"