The New Birds & the Bees The mystery is gone ...

How was I born?

The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?

Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then
I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've got male!