Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell
happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being,
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother"! is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought

half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack
me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a
horrible warning.

-Catherine-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two
years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they
called ME slow!

-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

when women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country..

-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want
anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.