With exception of the incorrect and un-called-for first sentence, I
must agree that I couldn'thave said it better, Barry.

Howerever, along that line, a local driver pulled into a gas station to
get some coffee.
Going inside, she left in the truck: cell phone, purse, keys and a
ferel cat.

Noting the absence of truck, she tele-texted to her phone within the
truck an offer to meet with thief to ransom truck.
They set up a time and place.
He didn't show up.
She said, "I didn't think he would - I guess he ain't too bright."

I think that she's qualified to be a "street-walker" on Leno.

Karl

Pretty soon, we will be born, spend our time on life support in an area
the size used to produce cattle/veal, and finally be disposed of in an
environmentally friendly way...

JT

(Who's glad that his time to leave this earth is closer than entering it)