Eight words with two different meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male...... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family
Male........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male....... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.!
Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male....... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;

He said . . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.

He said . . . . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . . They don't have time

He said . . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and Good- looking?
She said .  . They already have boyfriends.

She said . . . What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every
night?
He said . . . . A widow.

He said . . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.