>>>       Two fleas from Detroit had an agreement to meet every winter in
>>> Miami for a vacation.
>>>
>>>       Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's all blue, shivering
>>> and
>>>       shaking, damn near froze to death!
>>>
>>>       The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?"
>>>
>>>       The first flea ! says, "I rode down here from Wyandotte in the
>>> mustache of a guy on a Harley."
>>>
>>>       The other flea responds saying," That's the worst way to travel.
>>> Try what I do. Go to the Metro airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you
>>> are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in
>>> where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think
>>> of."
>>>
>>>       The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a
>>> try next winter.
>>>
>>>       A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is
>>> all blue, and shivering and shaking again. Damn near froze to death.
>>>
>>>       The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
>>>
>>>       Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said...... I went
>>> to the
>>>       Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
>>> stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so
>>> nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately.
>>>
>>>       When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the
>>> Harley."