Mabey this was Jerry Forrestor in his younger days, Jerry, where you ever a
Wal-Mart greeter?

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
Through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't!

The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell
would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look
alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice!"