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Dale J. - 10 Aug 2006 08:22 GMT

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices
and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to
provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed
by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have
elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves
both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I have hired
illegal immigrants to push my truck. They're plentiful and
cheaper than buying gas. Then I pay them in pesos so they
have to go back home to Mexico to spend it.

I love it when a plan comes together.

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blacklarkviii - 10 Aug 2006 10:33 GMT

I certainly hope you have an asbestos suit. Because you are probably going
to get flamed for that remark.

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Barry - 10 Aug 2006 14:18 GMT

You better remove your hubcaps before you try that!

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midlant@earthlink.net - 10 Aug 2006 17:42 GMT

FWIW, The lady who cleans out home every two weeks drives an El Dorado.
Her English is fair/good.

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Lee Aanderud - 10 Aug 2006 18:03 GMT

Big deal... the girl who works the "guard shack" that I walk past everyday
drives a Mercedes and parks it next to the guard house. I don't judge
success by what people drive... because of leases and living at home with
mom and dad you can drive just about anything if your credit is good enough.
There was a survey done recently which showed what the top 10 richest people
in the world drive... I believe Bill Gates and Paul Allen drove mid-1980's
Porsches and Warren Buffett drove an older pickup. Are they less successful
than Ms. "Lil Bitz" (as her license plate states) and her Mercedes?

If you're cleaning lady is driving a new Cadillac you're paying her too
much.

Lee (I don't have domestic help, I can vacuum just fine)

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Jerry Forrester - 10 Aug 2006 19:30 GMT

If she cleans out your home every two weeks, it should be getting roomier in
there pretty soon.

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