Proof That The World Is Nuts

  In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but
the
  animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal
is
                           punishable by death.

                         (Like THAT makes sense.)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is
 prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may
                  only see their reflection in a mirror.

                    (Do they look different reversed?)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *

  Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also
  applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered
               with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

                                (A brick?)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

       The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.!

                     (Much worse than "going blind!")

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and
 deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for
                              the first time

 Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry.

                (Le! t's just think for a minute; is there

    any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In Hong K! ong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous
             husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

  The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may ! be killed in
any
                             manner desired.

                              (Ah! Justice!)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical
                               fish stores.

                             (But of course!)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

  In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the
  first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the
                                   act.

                   (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

                            *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have! sex with a
woman
                    and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in
     places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the

                                premises."

                    (Is this a great country or what?

                       Well, not as great as Guam!)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

                  Banging your head against a wall uses

                          150 calories an hour.

                     (Who volunteers for this stuff?)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

   Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

                (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight
        and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

                  (From drinking little bot! tles of???)

               (Did the government pay for this research??)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

                    Butterflies taste with their feet.

                               (Ah, geez.)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

               An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.!

                     (I know some people like that.)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

                       Starfish don't have brains.

                   (I know some people like that, too.)

                           *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

                         And, the best for last?

                Turtles ! can breathe through their butts.

             (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)